Nate Winchester’s Remix of Supernatural 9.18 – “Metafiction”
It’s part two! For those that didn’t catch part one of the remix, that can be found here:
Previously on Supernatural Remix |
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If this Impala goes below 20 mph we’re all going to die! | |
Cas… the baby is yours. | |
I don’t care what those bastard’s say, they are not getting this rec center without a dance off! | |
I don’t think I’m supposed to be here yet. | |
So this time if we die we’re going to limbo? | |
Only while we’re in the dream. | |
What if we made a fan film? | |
You know you can’t get enough of me… | |
AND NOW… THE CONCLUSION! |
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I told you you needed to be neater. | |
Shut up and help me get these in order. | |
I’m trying but all you keep saying is “close enough”. | |
Yay I get to be in an episode! | |
Not now, Cas. | |
Are you even trying any more? | |
It doesn’t matter, they’ll watch it anyway. | |
No, you can’t take the audience for granted. That’s how shows die. | |
I thought shows died because there wasn’t enough me in them. | |
Are you going to help me out here? | |
With what? The dumbass title? | |
Dumb? Wha? “METAfiction” – “METAtron” it’s brilliance! | |
Yes I get the multilayered joke. You should’ve went with “Metatron Legacy”. | |
I don’t get it. | |
Oh for… *tap* | |
Ow! | |
What did you do? | |
I just downloaded all pop culture knowledge into Cas’s noggin. | |
That’s what I’m talking about! That just now, his grace… you’re not letting anything grow or happen organically to the story! | |
But that’s haaaaard. | |
Effort is what makes art. If anyone could do it easily, it wouldn’t be exceptional. | |
Well that explains the quality of your remixes. | |
They’re still better than your dreck! | |
Oh yeah? And how many “viewers” is your “effort” getting you? | |
At least any one that reads me is are brilliant, awesome, devastatingly good looking, and incredible in bed. | |
But not rich, are they? | |
I dunno. Maybe they don’t notice the tip jar link on the side… | |
Oh Me-dammit! At least I don’t beg for money! | |
Is it time for my line yet? | |
Shut up, Cas! | |
At least I avoid major plot holes! | |
Plot holes? What plot holes?? | |
Really? Like Dean, hitting Gadreel in the face? | |
So? | |
Before when Dean hit an angel he nearly broke his hand! | |
I still don’t get it. | |
How’s Dean not breaking his arm? The Mark of Cain? The angels losing their mojo? | |
Sure why not. | |
That’s not writing! That’s throwing crap up on screen and letting your audience do the work for you. | |
Does anyone have an antacid? I think that grace is turning on me. | |
See? Why are we finding this out now? | |
Bah, why be so picky about continuity? | |
… O… M… G! That’s it! | |
What is? | |
Fact- You were Booger in Revenge of the Nerds. | |
So? | |
Fact- You threw a print copy of Supernatural – a work of fiction someone else wrote, into a fire. | |
Glad you’re paying attention. | |
Fact- Now you’re writing your own version of events while talking about continuity and retcons. | |
Where are you– | |
THE WRITERS HAVE MADE THE FANS & FANDOM THE VILLAINS OF THIS SEASON! | |
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Shit he’s onto us! Deploy the CW assassins! |
Until next time! (Assuming the CW assassins don’t get me.) (crossposted @ http://natewinchester.wordpress.com/2014/05/08/9-18-metafiction-remix/)
I dont remember if i watched the episode but if i did I like yoour version better. And that last captioned pic? So totally the writers.