Nate Winchester’s Remix of Supernatural 9.18 – “Metafiction”
It’s part two! For those that didn’t catch part one of the remix, that can be found here:
Previously on Supernatural Remix |
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If this Impala goes below 20 mph we’re all going to die! |
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Cas… the baby is yours. |
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I don’t care what those bastard’s say, they are not getting this rec center without a dance off! |
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I don’t think I’m supposed to be here yet. |
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So this time if we die we’re going to limbo? |
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Only while we’re in the dream. |
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What if we made a fan film? |
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You know you can’t get enough of me… |
AND NOW… THE CONCLUSION! |
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I told you you needed to be neater. |
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Shut up and help me get these in order. |
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I’m trying but all you keep saying is “close enough”. |
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Yay I get to be in an episode! |
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Not now, Cas. |
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Are you even trying any more? |
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It doesn’t matter, they’ll watch it anyway. |
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No, you can’t take the audience for granted. That’s how shows die. |
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I thought shows died because there wasn’t enough me in them. |
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Are you going to help me out here? |
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With what? The dumbass title? |
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Dumb? Wha? “METAfiction” – “METAtron” it’s brilliance! |
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Yes I get the multilayered joke. You should’ve went with “Metatron Legacy”. |
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I don’t get it. |
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Oh for… *tap* |
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Ow! |
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What did you do? |
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I just downloaded all pop culture knowledge into Cas’s noggin. |
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That’s what I’m talking about! That just now, his grace… you’re not letting anything grow or happen organically to the story! |
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But that’s haaaaard. |
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Effort is what makes art. If anyone could do it easily, it wouldn’t be exceptional. |
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Well that explains the quality of your remixes. |
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They’re still better than your dreck! |
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Oh yeah? And how many “viewers” is your “effort” getting you? |
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At least any one that reads me is are brilliant, awesome, devastatingly good looking, and incredible in bed. |
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But not rich, are they? |
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I dunno. Maybe they don’t notice the tip jar link on the side… |
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Oh Me-dammit! At least I don’t beg for money! |
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Is it time for my line yet? |
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Shut up, Cas! |
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At least I avoid major plot holes! |
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Plot holes? What plot holes?? |
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Really? Like Dean, hitting Gadreel in the face? |
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So? |
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Before when Dean hit an angel he nearly broke his hand! |
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I still don’t get it. |
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How’s Dean not breaking his arm? The Mark of Cain? The angels losing their mojo? |
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Sure why not. |
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That’s not writing! That’s throwing crap up on screen and letting your audience do the work for you. |
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Does anyone have an antacid? I think that grace is turning on me. |
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See? Why are we finding this out now? |
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Bah, why be so picky about continuity? |
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… O… M… G! That’s it! |
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What is? |
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Fact- You were Booger in Revenge of the Nerds. |
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So? |
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Fact- You threw a print copy of Supernatural – a work of fiction someone else wrote, into a fire. |
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Glad you’re paying attention. |
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Fact- Now you’re writing your own version of events while talking about continuity and retcons. |
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Where are you– |
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THE WRITERS HAVE MADE THE FANS & FANDOM THE VILLAINS OF THIS SEASON! |
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Shit he’s onto us! Deploy the CW assassins! |
Until next time! (Assuming the CW assassins don’t get me.) (crossposted @ http://natewinchester.wordpress.com/2014/05/08/9-18-metafiction-remix/)
Nate Winchester is an aspiring author, blogger, and strangely the only male writer for The Winchester Family Business.
I dont remember if i watched the episode but if i did I like yoour version better. And that last captioned pic? So totally the writers.