By demand, plus boredom this afternoon at work, I present the season two awards. You know, the awards I would have handed out at the end of season two if I was actually blogging AND watching the show. Better late than never I always say.
The season two awards are particularly challenging. One single event easily takes many of these categories. It was that earth shattering. You know which one I’m talking about. So, except for the Best Winchester Death category (since Dean was technically only on life support), Sam dying in Dean’s arms will be disqualified from all categories other than that one.
So, here we go, the best, worst, and whatever of season two.
Best Winchester Death: Sammy! Noooooo!
Most Gruesome Villain Death:
Wow, there weren’t any spectacular villain deaths this season. Azazel’s death came up lame, and even Sam plugging Madison was off camera. So, since the key words are “gruesome” and “villain,” I’d say the rogue writer at the end of “Hollywood Babylon.” Getting your guts ripped out while alive by three vengeful ghosts fits the bill.
Best MOTW (Monster of The Week):
The Trickster of course. Any creature powerful enough to stage a gut busting alien abduction and get two Victoria’s Secret models to beat the crap out of Dean complete with strobe light and round bed in the background wins with me. Plus, I appreciate his love of chocolate.
H.H. Holmes. The ghost of America’s first serial killer? Seriously? Only a racist truck makes that seem less ridiculous.
Best Appearance of Sam Winchester’s Hair:
All Hell Breaks Loose Part 2. Only when Sam was a corpse though. Go figure, it took death for Sam to finally become well groomed. That hair was back in his face the second he popped back to life.
Worst Appearance of Sam Winchester’s Hair:
“In My Time Of Dying.” What a flyaway mess. Granted, he had other issues considering he was the only Winchester left standing after the car wreck, but that still made it a bad hair day.
Best Badass Moment:
I know you want to say Dean killing Azazel, but that whole graveyard scene was a bonafide mess. Too much chopped up green screen for my tastes. I’m going with an amped up Dean in “Bloodlust” sawing the vampire’s head off while blood spurts all over his face. Sure, Dean was bat shit crazy at the time, but isn’t that when he’s the most badass?
Best Torture of a Winchester:
Dean is the clear winner this season. Man was he put through the ringer. Heck, the season even started with him in a coma on life support being chased by a reaper. I first couldn’t decide if it would be him being tied up and held by Gordon Walker who waited to kill a rescuing Sam or being shot and beaten badly by Meg while possessing Sam. Ultimately though, how can you not go with what the Djinn did to him in “What Is And What Should Never Be?” His torture went way beyond being strung up and slowly bled to death over days. Very little has proved to be more devastating to Dean than having his dream family life and then have to give that up. That’ll stick with him forever.
Best Ending To An Episode:
Duh, “Nightshifter.” Still probably the best of the series.
Worst Ending To An Episode:
“Croatoan.” Why? Granted for me this wasn’t an issue since I first saw this on DVD, but from what I heard from others, after the episode, which ended with the cliffhanger of Dean finally ready to tell Sam John’s final words, the show went on hiatus for four weeks. That’s awful! What else was awful, while the reveal was interesting, it didn’t justify that much torture for those that had to wait.
Most Gruesome Injury:
This one doesn’t come from a character this season. No, the honor belongs to Jared Padalecki himself. There’s been so many variations of this story, but this is how I understand it happened.
Apparently in season one Jared injured his wrist and/or hand in a bar fight that also involved Jensen (they were attacked). He must have broken it or severely stressed it, because it healed wrong, so when filming “Bloodlust” (the scene where he’s knocked out in the motel room by the vampires), he fell wrong and broke it. The trouble was, he didn’t know it was broken until filming “Children Shouldn’t Play With Dead Things.” By that time, the script was committed, so he had to film without a cast. They wrote the “I think I broke my hand,” in at the end, and for the next 7 episodes Sam wore a cast. Also, did you notice the not much Sam in “No Exit?” Poor Jared was having surgery on the wrist.
Best Use of Classic Rock:
Duh, “Nightshifter.” Still probably the best of the series. To think I wasn’t fond of Styx’s “Renegade” until this. Honorable mention goes to that mind-bending creepy opening montage to “White Rabbit” in “Hunted.”
My all time favorite quote comes from this season. I’m not sure why I love it, but I do. The brothers rile on each other’s phobias in “Everybody Loves A Clown.” Dean defends his with, “Planes crash.” Sam points out, “And apparently clowns kill.” That still gets me rolling every time. Probably because it wasn’t just the lines, it was Jensen and Jared’s perfect snarky delivery. A VERY close second, “We are so screwed.”