Point of No Return

Sam: How you feeling? Dean: Word to the wise. Don’t piss off the nerd angels.  So how’s it going? Sam: Adam’s gone. Angels have him. Dean: Where? Sam: The room where they took you. Dean: You sure? Sam: Cass did a recon. Dean: And? Sam: And the place is crawling with mooks. It’s pretty much…

Criss Angel

Dean:  Man…hope I die before I get old. Whole thing seems brutal, don’t it? Sam:  You think we will? Dean:  What? Sam:  Die before we get old. Dean:  Haven’t we both already? Sam:  You know what I mean, Dean. I mean, do you think we’ll still be chasing demons when we’re 60? Dean: No, I…

Born Under A Bad Sign

Dean:  All right, we get a couple hours sleep and then we put this place in our rearview mirror. Look, I know this is bad, okay? You’ve gotta snap out of it. Sam, say something! Sam:  Just get some sleep and leave in the morning? Murder, Dean. That’s what I did.  Dean:  Maybe. (Sam scoffs)…

Caged Heat

Caged Heat

Castiel: It’s very complex. Dean: Mm-hmm. Castiel: If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter, why does he keep slapping her rear? Perhaps she’s done something wrong. Dean: You’re watching porn? Why? Castiel: It was there.Dean: You don’t watch porn in a room full of dudes. And you don’t talk about it. Just turn it…

Mystery Spot

Dean:  And you think this cheesy ass tourist trap has something to do with it? Sam (frantic):  Maybe it’s the real deal you know, the magnetic fields, spinning space/time or whatever.   Dean:  It all seems a little too X-Files to me. Sam:  Well I don’t know how else to explain it Dean! Dean:  Alright,…

Meet The New Boss

Sam: You want some coffee with that? Dean: It’s six pm somewhere. Sam: We’ve got to hit the road. I mean how are we supposed to get Cass to that lab by freaking 3:59 am? Dean: We don’t. Sam: What do you mean we don’t? Dean:  I mean we can’t bring the horse to water,…

Leviathan Sam and Dean

Leviathan Sam and Dean

  Leviathan!Dean: (eating a cheeseburger) You know he has one of these every day, and in his heart, he thinks they’re almost as good as sex.  This is disgusting.   Leviathan!Sam: (pushing away his salad).  Dead plants with creamy goo.  It’s like eating self righteousness.  I mean you tell me which is worse.  Leviathan!Dean:  I…

ELAC

Words To Live By… “ DEAN:  Planes crash!  SAM:  And apparently clowns kill! ” Alice JesterAlice Jester is the founder, editor-in-chief, head writer, programmer, web designer, site administrator, marketer, and moderator for The Winchester Family Business.  She is a 30 year IT applications and database expert with a penchant for creative and freelance writing in…