Mystery Spot

Dean:  And you think this cheesy ass tourist trap has something to do with it?

Sam (frantic):  Maybe it’s the real deal you know, the magnetic fields, spinning space/time or whatever.  

Dean:  It all seems a little too X-Files to me.

Sam:  Well I don’t know how else to explain it Dean!

Dean:  Alright, alright, we’ll go tonight after they close and give ourselves a nice long look.

Sam:  No, no, no, no, no, we can’t.

Dean:  Why not?

Sam:  Because you-

Dean:  I what?

(Sam silently tilts his head)

Dean:  I die there?

Sam:  Blown away actually.  

Dean:  Huh.  Okay, let’s go now.

(Dean steps out in the street, Sam pulls him away from a moving car.  Dean laughs, and notices Sam’s distress.)

Dean:  Wait, did he-?

Sam:  Yesterday, yeah.

Dean:  And?

Sam: And what?

Dean:  Did it look cool, like in the movies?

Sam (with full bitchface): You peed yourself.

Dean:  Of course I peed myself.  A man gets hit by a car, you think he has full control of his bladder?  Come on! 

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