Caged Heat
(Castiel is watching TV, Sam and Dean are doing research at a table nearby.)
Castiel: It’s very complex.
Dean: Mm-hmm.
Castiel: If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter, why does he keep slapping her rear? Perhaps she’s done something wrong.
Dean: You’re watching porn? Why?
Castiel: It was there.
Dean: You don’t watch porn in a room full of dudes. And you don’t talk about it. Just turn it off.
[Dean turns to Sam when Cas looks down at his lap]. Well, now he’s got a boner.
(There’s a knock on the door. Dean goes to open it. Samuel is there.)
Samuel: This what you boys do, sit around watching pornos with angels?
Castiel: We’re not supposed to talk about it.
(Later, Meg kisses Castiel and he pushes her against the wall and kisses her back).
Castiel: I learned that from the pizza man.
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