Plucky Pennywhistle’s Magical Menagerie
Sam (pulls up in Jeep, gets out covered in glitter, with bruises and cuts from his clown attack): Let’s roll
(Dean fights back laughter)
Sam (arms stretched out in defeat): Go ahead, say it.
Dean (laughing): You look like you got attacked by some PCP crazed strippers.
Sam (laughing too): One of them sprayed me with seltzer from his flower.
Dean (laughs harder, notices Sam staring at him strange): What?
Sam: Nothing, carry on.
Dean (calming himself down): Sam, I’m sorry for psychologically scarring you.
Sam: Which time?
Dean: Shut up, seriously. You know, me ditching you when we were kids, that was a dick move. You know, the whole clown thing…
Sam: You know what man honestly, getting my ass kicked by those juggalos tonight was a…it’s therapeutic.
Dean: You faced your fear.
Sam: Exactly. And now what else could a clown possibly ever do to me? I feel good. By the way, to celebrate… (Sam pulls out a giant slinky out of the Jeep).
Dean (excited): No, did you win this?
Sam: We earned that.
Dean: Ha, ha! Hey, I got you a little something too actually. (Pulls out clown doll from car and throws it at Sam).
(Sam has a small freak out over the clown doll).
Dean: What, you said you were over it. You can think of it as a – clown phobia sobriety chip.
(Sam gives Dean a huge bitchface. Car pulls away with creepy clown doll left behind on the pavement. It winks and laughs).
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