The Winchester Biz Gazette Presents Ben Edlund’s Secret Season Plans
The WFB Gazette’s unflagging reporters Randal Smith and Jaspala Wesson have discovered the Edlund’s mysterious ploy to subvert the official version of the show, using jewels of the traditional horror genre as a model to create his scripts from.
The Winchester Biz Gazette Presents Ben Edlund’s Secret Season Plans
(This is a joint article done by both Jasminka’s and Randal’s offbeat minds!)
There is more to the Edlund than meets the eye. At last the secret is out – Supernatural writer Ben Edlund is a fan of classic horror movies and gothic story heritage and thus developed a season of Supernatural to be shot neck to neck with the one airing soon. The WFB Gazette’s unflagging reporters Randal Smith and Jaspala Wesson have discovered the Edlund’s mysterious ploy to subvert the official version of the show, using jewels of the traditional horror genre as a model to create his scripts from.
Here’s the episode guide as we learned it:
1-The Cask of Castielliado
We finally learn the truth about what Castiel has been doing in Heaven. Not exactly solving the problems of major importance up there but establishing a distillery of special angel brew.
2-The Monster From The Black Balloon
The Winchesters investigate some murders at a balloon fair in Mississippi. Unfortunately the inhabitant of a black balloon is killing off the guest – Julia Adams, a beautiful young woman (well, some might call her a monster, were they to see her real monstrous face). Sam falls in love with her and consolidates his reputation of ‘banging monsters’.
3-The Ping From Another World
After the recent developments and negative outcomes of encounters with the Winchesters demons try to cultivate a new Morse code to communicate without interference. However, they prove to not be the brightest innovators and things turn really bad.
4-House of Sax
Finally – the Winchesters investigate disappearances in a haunted Jazz club. And Dean discovers his penchant for playing the Saxophone. That about as cool as it gets.
5-The Invisible Sam
Claudine Rains discovered the secret of invisibility by using a specific drug. She plans on selling it off to a huge pharmaceutical company. Alas, she doesn’t know that it’s run by ghouls who welcome the possibility of roaming the earth to feed on the living while being invisible. During a nasty fight, Sam is injected with the drug and turns invisible. Now time is running out, as the drug kills its testees within two days. The brothers try to contact everyone they know, as there seems to be no cure.
6-The Fall of the House of Winchester
A distant relative, Roderick Winchester, turns up and Sam and Dean welcome – at first – the extension of their family. By chance they find out that he had a twin sister who fell into a death-like trance and was buried alive. They dig up the corpse and find the typical scratches on the inside of the coffin. There is also a message: a warning to every Winchester alive. Roderick is insane, killing every Winchester he can lay his hands on. Well, demons we get. People are just crazy.
7-The Whining
An seedy old hotel in the Rocky Mountains. Two brothers who have never been there. A mystery whose unfolding costs lives. Plus: werewolves on the prowl.
8-Smothering Tights
Even in the US Midwest there are shopping malls. And there are evil ghosts. This one leaves corpses as he rolls along, with the newest fashion of tights around the victims’ necks. It’s a daft ghost, though, as Sam and Dean soon discover that it’s not a serial murderer but an angry ghost.
This made me laugh hysterically, I’m not going to lie.
Although, perhaps pathetically, I have to say that I got a little excited about the Sam/Sarah episode. Well, “episode.” I miss that chick.
Hi Jasminka
I love these ideas.
Castiel new Brew, would love to try it. 😉
Dean playing the Sax…man I love the sax.:D
The Whining with Werewolves on the prowl….:o
Miss Thigh Gone…Deans singing with Zombies…too funny.
The Mummy’s Broom…Sam and Dean riding a broom…the image has me giggling away.
And a Christinepala…that could be quite intriguing.
Thanks WFB Gazette and to Jaspala and Randal great reporting!
Smothering Tights … 😆 😆 😆 New favorite bad pun, no contest!
Kate Bush doing the music?
Saxomophone, sax-o-mo-phone. Jas came up with all the funny ones, which I’m fine with, but I’m upset with myself that I hadn’t thought of the return of Sarah first. 😉
Hey Edlund, running short on ideas, you know where to come.
Love these plots!
Jas, if they can’t be shown, let us hope they go straight to DVD so we can buy them. I would. 😕
Jas and Randal, these were great! 😀
Dear Jaspala,
thank you again for a well researched article. I envy you for your contacts to the all mighty Ben Edlund.
That season is just what we need. When does it start on the 24th? Oh wait – that was another season. Dang.
Jas/Randal I love that season. A Sax what an idea my favourtit instrument to listen too. And Sarah returns. I want that so bad. Oh and all that other stuff. The rattling Impala etc.
I love you guys for bringing this stuff to our attention.
With lots of love from a gratefull fan of yours
Yirabah
Awesome and hilarious. Great job you two!
Jas, Randal, those were great! Really good stuff!
I love the “Smothering Tights” pun, too. Hee. Smothering tights.
That said, I hope the one that comes true is “The Fall of the House of Winchester” so Roderick can get tied up somehow and there can be an excellent “welease Wodewick” joke in there.
Thanks for doing these!
Yeah, cos he’s a wobber and a wapist and a wapscallion. Snurk. 😆
Thank you so much for commenting, friends, and forgive me for replying so late. It’s been a strange time, ah well…
LaurelF – if we managed to make you laugh: ha, mission accomplished!
Karen, thank you so much… I wish we could get these ideas to the Edlund… wonder what he would indeed make of it (ah, dream on woman!)
Suze, would you happen to know Ms Bush ot make her do the soundtrack? Splendid idea
Don’t worry, Rrandal, you’ll think off Casey next time… 😉
Bevie, I’ll make sure that our site here gets some royalties for all the visitors…
Yirabah, you are very welcome. As soon as there are any news, we’ll let you know
Tigershire, thanks so much!
Flamey, hey,I adore the weleasing of Wodewick! Let’s do it.
Thanks so much for your fun comments! Jas