The Winchester Biz Gazette Presents Ben Edlund’s Secret Season Plans
16-The Hunchback of No Name
Mad scientists are more dangerous than demonic ones. Gen manipulation goes wrong and people get body anomalies that carry strange creatures within them. One testee escapes, being rescued by a lovely tramp looking for a home. It’s up to the brothers to save the romance here…
17-The Wolf Flan
Who says wolf meat isn’t tasty? What works for Sweeney Todd works for a strange hunters’ couple in Montana. And Dean learns that he does love wolf pie (before discovering what exactly he was eating).
18-Night of the Living Bread
You think spongebob is scary? Wait till all kinds of pastries go bananas in this over the top comedy episode.
19-The Mummy’s Broom
When Sam and Dean come across a five century old witch, perfectly mummified, they are thrown into a course of events they will only able to stop once they learn to operate her broom or else be killed like a considerable amount of law men. Where is that angel when you need him? Castiel might just be the only one acquainted with flying.
20-The Picture of a Delorian’s Tray
Paintings are haunted sometimes, we all know that. Their former experiences allow the brothers to be careful when they are called in by Sarah Blake to have a look at a modern painter’s work who keeps painting still lives of Delorians and trays of fruit attached to them. Apparently people became spellbound by them and killed themselves by eating too much Kiwi. And – Sam and Sarah continue their relationship. Both are older now. It takes them directly into the adults-only zone.
21-Attack of the Cab Monsters
Well, well, nuclear testing is hazardous to your health. Even more when it turns nice cars into bloodthirsty fiends. Even the Impala gets infected. Dean moves in for the coup de grace. Christine, anyone?
22-The Texas Buzz Cut Massacre
Sam and Dean investigate strange goings-on in a small Texas town where high school football means more than life and death.
The Finale is said to leave us with a horrific cliffhanger.
Let’s hope we will be able to inform you soon when this season is about to air. Stay tuned – the Winchester Family Business Gazette will be there first to get you all the news!
This made me laugh hysterically, I’m not going to lie.
Although, perhaps pathetically, I have to say that I got a little excited about the Sam/Sarah episode. Well, “episode.” I miss that chick.
Hi Jasminka
I love these ideas.
Castiel new Brew, would love to try it. 😉
Dean playing the Sax…man I love the sax.:D
The Whining with Werewolves on the prowl….:o
Miss Thigh Gone…Deans singing with Zombies…too funny.
The Mummy’s Broom…Sam and Dean riding a broom…the image has me giggling away.
And a Christinepala…that could be quite intriguing.
Thanks WFB Gazette and to Jaspala and Randal great reporting!
Smothering Tights … 😆 😆 😆 New favorite bad pun, no contest!
Kate Bush doing the music?
Saxomophone, sax-o-mo-phone. Jas came up with all the funny ones, which I’m fine with, but I’m upset with myself that I hadn’t thought of the return of Sarah first. 😉
Hey Edlund, running short on ideas, you know where to come.
Love these plots!
Jas, if they can’t be shown, let us hope they go straight to DVD so we can buy them. I would. 😕
Jas and Randal, these were great! 😀
Dear Jaspala,
thank you again for a well researched article. I envy you for your contacts to the all mighty Ben Edlund.
That season is just what we need. When does it start on the 24th? Oh wait – that was another season. Dang.
Jas/Randal I love that season. A Sax what an idea my favourtit instrument to listen too. And Sarah returns. I want that so bad. Oh and all that other stuff. The rattling Impala etc.
I love you guys for bringing this stuff to our attention.
With lots of love from a gratefull fan of yours
Yirabah
Awesome and hilarious. Great job you two!
Jas, Randal, those were great! Really good stuff!
I love the “Smothering Tights” pun, too. Hee. Smothering tights.
That said, I hope the one that comes true is “The Fall of the House of Winchester” so Roderick can get tied up somehow and there can be an excellent “welease Wodewick” joke in there.
Thanks for doing these!
Yeah, cos he’s a wobber and a wapist and a wapscallion. Snurk. 😆
Thank you so much for commenting, friends, and forgive me for replying so late. It’s been a strange time, ah well…
LaurelF – if we managed to make you laugh: ha, mission accomplished!
Karen, thank you so much… I wish we could get these ideas to the Edlund… wonder what he would indeed make of it (ah, dream on woman!)
Suze, would you happen to know Ms Bush ot make her do the soundtrack? Splendid idea
Don’t worry, Rrandal, you’ll think off Casey next time… 😉
Bevie, I’ll make sure that our site here gets some royalties for all the visitors…
Yirabah, you are very welcome. As soon as there are any news, we’ll let you know
Tigershire, thanks so much!
Flamey, hey,I adore the weleasing of Wodewick! Let’s do it.
Thanks so much for your fun comments! Jas