The Winchester Biz Gazette Presents Ben Edlund’s Secret Season Plans
9-Murder in the Lawrence Morgue
Again they need to go home. Dead people are leaving the morgue. They’re not zombies. They’re something else. And only Castiel can save the day.
10-Miss Thigh Gone
Yes, we are getting a musical episode – finally: Jensen Ackles will sing! Zombies also. An episode in the best tradition of Michael Jackson’s thriller. Forget your couch, viewers, this one will keep you dancing on your feet!
11-The Tell-Tale Car
There’s something wrong with Dean’s baby – the Impala! But is that knocking and pinging merely a cry for a tune-up, or the omnipresent echo of an event from Dean’s dark past?
12-Dr. Rufus and Mr. Hyde
Noted hunter Rufus Turner thought he had stumbled upon a potion that counters the effects of vampire attacks. But the murders continued Is the town’s killer closer than he appears?
13-The Pot and the Pendulum
Supernatural hasn’t had a good weed reference in a while, but this is no ordinary weed, and Dean’s curiosity may get him chopped in half. Can Sam rescue his brother before he splits?
14-The Call of Yoo-Hoo
The brothers head to Carlstadt, New Jersey, to investigate a series of grisly murders at a Yoo-Hoo bottling plant only ot find out that the stars are indeed right, and something is no longer dead but dreaming, but alive and terrorizing the populace.
15-The Bowman
Cupid turns up again. Or so we are made believe. In truth he is the Antichrist, followed by a horde of trusty Rottweilers. And, yes, he still loves to hug…
This made me laugh hysterically, I’m not going to lie.
Although, perhaps pathetically, I have to say that I got a little excited about the Sam/Sarah episode. Well, “episode.” I miss that chick.
Hi Jasminka
I love these ideas.
Castiel new Brew, would love to try it. 😉
Dean playing the Sax…man I love the sax.:D
The Whining with Werewolves on the prowl….:o
Miss Thigh Gone…Deans singing with Zombies…too funny.
The Mummy’s Broom…Sam and Dean riding a broom…the image has me giggling away.
And a Christinepala…that could be quite intriguing.
Thanks WFB Gazette and to Jaspala and Randal great reporting!
Smothering Tights … 😆 😆 😆 New favorite bad pun, no contest!
Kate Bush doing the music?
Saxomophone, sax-o-mo-phone. Jas came up with all the funny ones, which I’m fine with, but I’m upset with myself that I hadn’t thought of the return of Sarah first. 😉
Hey Edlund, running short on ideas, you know where to come.
Love these plots!
Jas, if they can’t be shown, let us hope they go straight to DVD so we can buy them. I would. 😕
Jas and Randal, these were great! 😀
Dear Jaspala,
thank you again for a well researched article. I envy you for your contacts to the all mighty Ben Edlund.
That season is just what we need. When does it start on the 24th? Oh wait – that was another season. Dang.
Jas/Randal I love that season. A Sax what an idea my favourtit instrument to listen too. And Sarah returns. I want that so bad. Oh and all that other stuff. The rattling Impala etc.
I love you guys for bringing this stuff to our attention.
With lots of love from a gratefull fan of yours
Yirabah
Awesome and hilarious. Great job you two!
Jas, Randal, those were great! Really good stuff!
I love the “Smothering Tights” pun, too. Hee. Smothering tights.
That said, I hope the one that comes true is “The Fall of the House of Winchester” so Roderick can get tied up somehow and there can be an excellent “welease Wodewick” joke in there.
Thanks for doing these!
Yeah, cos he’s a wobber and a wapist and a wapscallion. Snurk. 😆
Thank you so much for commenting, friends, and forgive me for replying so late. It’s been a strange time, ah well…
LaurelF – if we managed to make you laugh: ha, mission accomplished!
Karen, thank you so much… I wish we could get these ideas to the Edlund… wonder what he would indeed make of it (ah, dream on woman!)
Suze, would you happen to know Ms Bush ot make her do the soundtrack? Splendid idea
Don’t worry, Rrandal, you’ll think off Casey next time… 😉
Bevie, I’ll make sure that our site here gets some royalties for all the visitors…
Yirabah, you are very welcome. As soon as there are any news, we’ll let you know
Tigershire, thanks so much!
Flamey, hey,I adore the weleasing of Wodewick! Let’s do it.
Thanks so much for your fun comments! Jas