Nate Winchester’s remix of Supernatural 9.21 & 9.22 – “King of the Stairway to Heaven”
As always thank you to http://homeofthenutty.com for the screencaps and a thanks to http://gifaday.blogspot.com/ for the gif.
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Now little boy, I want you to scream real loud so daddy can hear. |
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I may be Metatron’s main boy but he’s not really my father. |
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Met-? No, I mean Crowley! |
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Who? |
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You know. The king of Hell! |
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But I’m an angel. |
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… Let me make a call. |
–MEANWHILE– | |
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TELL US WHERE METATRON IS! |
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Who? |
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Where is the doorway? |
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Uh… Behind you? |
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HOW DO WE GET TO HEAVEN? |
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Go to church? |
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Dean… I think he’s… |
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No! Don’t say it. |
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…telling the truth! |
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Well this is new for us, now what do we do? |
*phone rings* | |
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Hello? |
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Hello, Winchesters. Are you looking for an angel? |
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No thanks. We’ve got plenty. |
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N – Look you idiots, I think we got our kidnappings mixed up. |
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You kidnapped an overly devoted Renaissance fair attendee? |
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No, I was trying to kidnap Crowley’s son. |
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How did you do that? |
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Uh… the time travel spell that brought me here in the first place? Duh. |
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But our granddad had to use the power of his soul and travel “blood to blood”. How in the world could you reach Crowley’s kid? |
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Look if we spend all day arguing over minutia nobody’s going to get any screentime. |
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Oh oh! I’ll go! |
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Not now, Cas. Where we doing this? |
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I hear Poughkeepsie is nice this time of year. |
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Oh no, you do not get to invoke canon after breaking it. |
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Fine, meet me in Cleveland. |
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We’ll be there. *hangs up* |
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Hey guys, what’s going on? |
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Tessa? Why are you here? |
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This is where angels hang out I thought. |
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What? No! Wrong! Bad reaper! *stabbity stab* *runs off* |
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Is your brother alright? |
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The Mark of Cain is kind of… making him sensitive to the 4th wall. |
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Well if he’s going to be like that see if I ever reap him again. |
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Hey, can you at least pretend to be dead so his feelings aren’t hurt? |
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Fine. I’m dead. *blarg* and stuff |
–LATER– | |
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Pardon me, but I believe you have my angel. |
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Who are you? |
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What? How can you not know? I’m Metatron, the big bad of this season. |
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Excuse me? If anyone is the big bad this season it’s me! |
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Please I’m God! |
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And I’m an even bigger foe of the Winchesters! |
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I’m a still living female! |
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… Well played. Still, I killed their little buddy. |
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You killed Gilligan? |
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No I… it was Kevin! |
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Who? |
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Ugh, look there’s an easy way to solve this. |
–LATER– | |
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Dean, are we in the right place? |
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This was the address they… |
Scene: Metatron and Abaddon stand an equal distance away from the Winchesters | |
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What’s going on? |
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We need you to determine who is the arc villain this season. |
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Come on boys, you know you want to stab me… |
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I’ve totally been an asshole… |
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Oh man. This is the hardest choice I’ve ever had to face! |
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Dean, there are two of us. We could just kill them both. |
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How? You got an extra first blade there on you? |
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I have an angel blade– |
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See? You’re useless. I gotta do this alone. |
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I killed your grandfather. |
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I killed Kevin. |
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Hm. Damn this is hard. Why oh why must I bear this burden alone??? |
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I’m a female that’s survived nearly a whole season! |
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I’m a short fellow that’s done the same. |
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They both make a persuasive case. |
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I scratched up your car. |
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*shock* You did, WHAT? |
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DIE BITCH! *stabbity stab* |
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Hah! I knew… you hated me… more… blarg *is dead* |
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I can’t believe it! You hated her more than me. |
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Don’t worry Metatron, I can stab you too. |
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Oh you say that now, but you’ll be thinking of her! *vanish* |
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He is right. You are a bit of a tease about the whole killing thing. |
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Your day is coming… |
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Words. Just sweet, empty, meaningless words. *yoink* |
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Hey! I think Crowley just took his son from our back seat. |
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And? |
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He’s been plucked from the past! If we don’t send him back time could get all sorts of screwed up. |
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Can I stab time? |
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… No. |
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Then I don’t care. |
–NEARBY– | |
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Those are your friends? |
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The closest I’ve got to any, unfortunately. |
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Are they always so… ornery? |
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My boy, when those two aren’t mad, that’s when you know the world is ending. |
(crossposted @ http://natewinchester.wordpress.com/2014/06/11/9-21-9-22-king-of-the-stairway-to-heaven-remix/)
Nate Winchester is an aspiring author, blogger, and strangely the only male writer for The Winchester Family Business.
I really laughed out loud at least 3 times. I still like these. They make me homesick for Short Attention Span Theater.