The Wisdom of Dean Winchester – Season Six
The French Mistake
Oh, where do the nuggets end?There were probably more classic quotes in this episode than in the entire season.
“I’m a painted whore.”
“I want to go home. I feel like this whole place is bad touching me.”
“Like bizarro Earth? But instead of bizarro Superman, we get this clown factory?”
“Misha, Jensen, what’s up with the names around here?”
“I just want to dig my finger into my brain and scratch until we’re back in Kansas.”
(Spotting his trailer) “That’s fake me. This must be fake mine.”
“Look at these male modeling sons of bitches – nice Blue Steel, Sam!”
“Dude, we aren’t even in America.”
“Nice modest digs, Jay-Z.”
“Couch, TV star, beauty rest.”
“Gun, mouth, now.”
“Maybe we can’t get out of earth #2 right now, but at least what we can do is get the hell out of the Canadian part of it. If I hear one more conversation about hockey I’m gonna puke."
“What kind of a douchebag names a character after himself?”
And Then There Were None
Given all the horrible stuff, hard feelings, and betrayals he’d been through, this was quite a surprising comment from Dean.
"I mean, at the end of the day, you two are family. Life's short, and ours are shorter than most. We're gonna spend it wringing our hands? Something's gonna get us eventually, and when my guts get ripped out, just so you two know, we're good. Blanket apology for all the crap that anybody's done all the way around."
My Heart Will Go On
There might be better ways to tell someone that a vengeful fate sister is after him.
Dean just couldn't believe that Balthazar would go to such extremes over a chick flick. It didn't make sense.
"Wow. Well, might be time to take away his cable privileges. Besides, "Titanic" didn't suck that bad. Winslet's rack."
(I'm with you Sammy!!)
Frontierland
Yes, in the right setting, Dean is a 10 year old boy.
“I’ll stay here and hook-up with the posse. Because you know me, I’m a posse magnet. I mean I love posse. I’m gonna make that into a t-shirt.”
Mommy Dearest
Two words:
"Bite me."
Let It Bleed
Dean has never heard of H.P. Lovecraft? The Chtulhu?
“No, I was too busy having sex with women.”
The Man Who Knew Too Much
Nothing funny in this sad scenario. Castiel did the unthinkable to Dean and took down Sam’s wall. Dean needed his brother by his side, but Sam was still fighting a very different battle in his mind. Dean still had hope though that Sam would come out of it in time.
“Alright, this is where we're gonna be, Sam. You get your lazy ass out of bed and come and meet us. Sammy, please.”
When he left the note and the gun next to an unconscious Sam, I lost it.
And that’s season six. Coming up, season seven, aka depressed Dean. There are quotes, but are they good ones?
I’m having a bad few days and this was really really needed!
Thanks Alice.
I too would like reaper Dean to carry me off to who knows where. 😀
Just for your info, our Space channel is beginning to show the complete Supernatural series beginning with the pilot every week day at 8:00 beginning Sept. 4. Yahoo!
[i]”Just for your info, our Space channel is beginning to show the complete Supernatural series”[/i]
Bevie: What is “Space” Channel? I can get the SyFy channel on Charter, so is “Space” the name of an actual channel on a different carrier? Just want to make certain that I can NOT access this. Thanks!
Hi suzee51.
I’m in Toronto, Canada, and we have a Space channel here.
i’m sorry if I got anyone excited who can’t access it. I know how it feels as I can’t get CW unless I pay a lot extra a month. I get Rogers Cable service.
I just remembered that Alice asked us a while back where we saw the show and how many times it was repeated and on what channels.
i love this and i love dean more!
Thanks for the list Alice. Dean’s humor and snark have been a lot darker in the past two seasons, but he does get to the heart of things. Will you be doing one of these for Season 7?
And I just have to say something. There is no way that Dean Winchester would not know HP Lovecraft. A man who has sat through every horror movie in history, has read Vonnegut, listens to Robert Johnson, and whose occupation is monsters, would know Lovecraft. I mean, the man has seen Star Trek IV, but Cthulu trips him up? No way.
Oh yes, season seven is in the works. It’ll be out before the October 3rd premiere. That’s all I can promise at this point!
I’ve always loved Dean’s [i]bons mots[/i], I actually use them on occasion. Especially the “Gun, mouth, now” when I get a really stupid response from someone. And I’ll agree with my fellow posters, if Dean is the reaper in question, I’ll follow him gladly.