Rejected “Supernatural” Dialogue
Ever wonder what some of your favorite “Supernatural” dialogue sounded like in early drafts? Well, wonder no longer!
Disclaimer: none of the following is actual dialogue from script drafts. It’s all from my warped little mind. And if you follow me on Twitter (Plug time! @Ardeospina) you’ll recognize this endeavor as an extension of some quotes I Tweeted while bored a few days back. I may have even recycled some; don’t judge me!
Dean: You know, saving people, hunting things. The family trade.
Dean: You know, saving people, hunting things. The family mercantile guild.
Castiel: I’m the one who raised you from perdition by gripping you tight and pulling.
Castiel: I’m the one who pulled your ass from hell, you ungrateful little bitch.
Sam: I lost my shoe. Oh, wait, there it is.
Dean: Planes crash!
Sam: And, apparently, clowns murder people!
Lucifer: I win, so nyah nyah nyah, you loser.
Gabriel: Lucifer, you are my brother, and I love you, but you’re a great big bag of ducks.
Dean: Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his yaptrap.
Dean: Dude, you are not very attractive.
Lucifer: A cello of gold against your soul says I’m better than you-ou.
Bobby: Bells!
Sam: You know me, you know why. I’m not leaving my brother all by his lonesome.
Dean: Son of a biscuit!
Sam: Jerk.
Dean: Bigger jerk.
Castiel: I found a liquor store, and I imbibed it.
[quote]Bobby: Bells![/quote]
Nah, doesn’t quite have the same [i]ring [/i]to it. (Geddit, GEDDIT!)
I kinda prefer ‘yaptrap’ to ‘piehole’ though. Sam doesn’t really eat pie (though ‘Shotgun shuts his lettucehole’ doesn’t sound great either).
Thanks Ardeospina.
He says Cake Hole not Pie Hole
Hi Ardeospina
This is too funny. Thanks for the giggles. 😀 😆
[quote]Castiel: I’m the one who pulled your ass from hell, you ungrateful little bitch.[/quote]
I died XD
Love your warped little mind. Do more!
This is fantastic.
I loved Son of a Biscuit. That one is cute and so funny. I can see Dean actually saying it—when children are present. It’d go like this:
Dean: Son of a Bi—sees children and gets shifty eyed—cuit! Son of a Biscuit!
I needed the laugh. Thanks!
Hi Arde,
This are great!
May I be permitted to add…
CASTIEL: I’m the one who gripped you tight.. Well, actually tight might not be exactly the right word. Have you been suffering from any headaches, nausea, double vision?
DEAN: Driver picks the music. Shotgun remembers to do up his seatbelt.
Happy weekend!
Hee hee! “Dude you are not very attractive.” Ha!
Funny!!
Ardeospina, love this 😆 😆 😆
Some of my favs:
‘Lucifer: I win, so nyah nyah nyah, you loser.’
‘Sam: Jerk. Dean: Bigger jerk.’
‘Sam: I lost my shoe. Oh, wait, there it is.’
Tim the Enchanter’s ‘Shotgun shuts his lettucehole’.
I actually think this is funny, call me crazy. 😆
Belated comment answering, but thanks for all your responses! I’m glad you enjoyed it. If I can come up with more, I’ll do another installment.