Quoting Supernatural
Quoting Supernatural
If you know what’s out there and once hoped to live a normal, apple pie life, you are quoting Supernatural. Needless to say, you despise chick flick moments and don’t do shorts, because saving people, hunting things is your calling.
After a while you find that this whole gig ain’t without perks, and the apple pie is freakin’ worth it. Furthermore, you are convinced that you’re not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot, because after coming back from the dead you have been re-hymenated. And the dude will not abide.
So, fearlessly, you go on fighting, like your man Jack would, realizing that you get demons, but people are crazy, and, since his jokes are Bush league, you order your shotgun to shut his cakehole, while you’re quoting Supernatural.
When you’re happy to be tackling a straightforward, black and white case, you find that you’re a whole new level of freak. You don’t care, though, as M.Night level douchiness does not scare you, and when the greatest hits of mullet rock are on, you become the star of the zombie-ghost-orgy and hellfire rumba – and, don’t tell anyone, you’re quoting Supernatural.
Sometimes you meet a girl-drink drunk and no talent douchebags wearing sunglasses at night, but nevertheless you face Mission Pathetic in your loved-off MacGyver jacket, because you know that your friend built a ghost-proof panic room to hide in and you’ll always find a hoodoo priest to lay some mojo on you. You may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but you face with courage that river of crap that would send most people howling to the nuthouse, while you never stop quoting Supernatural.
Because clowns kill, you’re so occupied with honest-to-goodness monster hunts that your food in the fridge is not food anymore, it’s Darwinism, and, yes, it’s Supernatural, because all it takes are a couple of severed heads and a pile of dead cows and you’re Mr Sunshine, which is a whole new level of moronic, even for you.
Sometimes, though, you get careful, trying not to bruise this fine packaging, so you decide to rather man the flashlight instead of a gun and get gutsy by drinking purple nurples in a cheap bar, since you’re really pretty sure that will get you an actual case involving strippers.
And as long Santa’s shady brother or Ghostfacers don’t get in your way, as long as you don’t end up on soul plane, become a hellhound’s chew toy or an angel condom you will stay a bucket of sunshine and stop the big bad wolf and you will continue to be a rebel with a badge, frying ghosts extra crispy, dreaming of lollipops and candy canes, all the while quoting Supernatural.
Ha – awesome, Jas! Very clever.
This was the highlight of my day – thanks!
😆 Phew! Now go for a nice long walk … 😉
Guhhh. I know I’ve said this before about the stuff you guys post, but this was BRILLIANT!!! Hahahaha I love this sooo much! 😆
that made me laugh – i also find myself guilty of quoting spn, a lot. The other day i yelled at my housemate, after she left fish to quietly mould in our fridge, to clean it up because it “wasn’t food anymore it’s darwinism”. I also use “i’m a joy to be around” far more than i really should.
😀 😀 😀
This is my today’s bucket of sunshine, thanks so much, Jas!
Oh, jas this was so cool 🙂
I do also quote this show from time to time, but since English ain’t my mother languate, people don’t always get it (and ’cause I don’t have a lot SPN friends in my vicinity)…And finnish SPN quoting just ain’t the same lol
And on a side note, does it make me a TOTAl geek (read: obsessed individual 😎 ) because I know where 99% of these (not sure about the Macgyver jacket one) are from :ugeek:
But thanks for this, it was really funny 🙂
Brilliant Jas! 😀
I too am guilty of quoting Supernatural way too much, and the really weird about it? I’m Portuguese, so english is not my mother language, but it’s definitely my second language and my thinking language, am I making any sense?
Thanks for the fun!
I love this Jas. Very fun and such a great way to bring out our favorite lines spoken by our beloved Dean and Sam. Thanks. 😉
Hi Jasminka
This is Great! Thank-you for sharing.
When I think of how many hours it must of taken you, suffering thru all those episodes to retrieve these quotes. I feel for you. 😎
Awesome. Just awesome.
Folks , you amaze me. Thank you so much! When I send this to Alice, I truly was not sure about this piece, as it was some kind of brain-free exercise of wordplay and I was not entirely sure how this might be received. And now this. Wow. How generous of y’all – Elle, Suze, Narcissus, Bethany, Freebird, cassi, Supernarttu, Dany, Evelyn, Karen and rroswell86…
Suze – ? :roll::
Bethany ,Supernarttu and Dany, I wish I could quote our show more often, but the lines rarely translate well, and so I’m just saying them in my head except when writing with friends in English (‘oh, Jas, do I hear Dean again?’)…
Hey, a Viking in our midst! Don’t feel offended, Supernarttu, please, it’s just that I’ve been reading the SookieStackhouse novels for a few days now and I’ve grown to be enthusiastic about that Viking vampire Eric… and the guy who plays him… 😳
Of course knowing the quotes makes you a geek (probably a sweet one) – aren’t we all? The MacGyverJacket quote it from TheRealGhostbusters (the teacher-playing-actress says to Dean that she had been approached by numerous guys wearing MacGyver Jackets).
Kiitos sinulle (now I hope I got that right – finding a decent online dictionary of Finnish is next to impossible).
Dany, imagine, I dream and think in English, too, sometimes to an extent that I search for the other languages I deal with every day, sometimes it’s almost embarrassing.
Being guilty in the manner you described is, well, a guilty pleasure.
Muito obrigado (much easier!!)
Oh dear, yes, Karen, it was pure torture… 😉
You all were my bucket of sunshine, Thanks, Jas
Well, I say jackpot…to this article! I quote this show all the time. Even my husband, who isn’t really into it, will quote lines. He especially likes to sing the Ghostfacers theme song!
Thanks for putting this together, Jas!
I LOVE THIS! *resisting urge to quote Supernatural in my comment*
Oh man! You’re awesome! That’s incredible! *really wants to quote Supernatural now*
Thanks Jas, you’re very sweet. And you got the grammar right!! Which sometimes is a problem even for us finns 🙂
Dany, Jas…same thing with me about languages. English isn’t my mother tongue either, but I think in English and am more comfortable speaking in English, so I basically consider it my first language anyway. And although I don’t have very many chances to quote SN, I throw some lines in whenever I can, regardless what language the conversation I’m having is in. None of my friends watch the show though, so even though they understand English, they still don’t understand me when I’m quoting SN…and then I get those looks I’m sure we’re all familiar with.. 😆
And here I was thinking I was the only weirdo that most of the times knows a word in english and can’t remember how to say it in my own language :roll::, good to know I’m not alone!
Narcissus I too consider english my first language, and yes I’m familiar with those looks, that’s way most of the times I do the quoting in my head 🙂
Jas you’re great! You actually bother to find a portuguese dictionary to say thanks!? Danke!
LMAO
although English is my first line most of my friends don’t watch spn so if i do quote it goes over their heads – but i have to say that they’re good one liners, the people you’re talking to might not get the reference but you’re still equiped with a great come back.
i meant to say english is my first language not line…. and i’m not very good at it at that apparently. In my defence it’s been a long and stressful day and i’ve just spent 40 mins outside in the snow (yep still snowing in london) because some idiot hit the fire alarm (yes the ones that have the glass front you have to break) instead of the door release button for the automatic doors. And you know what the worse part was, didn’t get to check out the firemen because the gathering spot is too far away 🙁
Can Supernatural Mad Libs be far behind? 😉
Awwwwh, such sweet comments, thanks Ardeospina, CandyMaize, Megan, Supernarttu, Narcissus, Dany, Bethany, and Randal…
Ardeospina, I see you’ve trained your husband well…8-)
CandyMaize and Megan ,kudos for your resistance….well, temptation, temptation…
Supernarttu, Narcissus and Dany, I don’t even know which language would be my first. I grew up with a few languages, and there is a constant mix of words in my head, but strangely enough, English is the one language that always pops up when I don’t actively think of using it, even though I learned it later…
And Dany, is was no bother at all, just a little nod of respect. I love it to be able to speak with people from all over the world via this site…
Stardust – that must look weird…and gory… 😉
Yes, Bethany, those one liners are cracking. I would love to borrow them occasionally, but they really translate poorly. It worked sometimes, though people look sometimes in a strange way. You see, my personal humour can be very wry, dark, Dean’s is a bit different, it’s not really me…
Randal, there you are!! I have been a tiny bit worried, dear. Hope you are well?!
Define, please, what exactly would you mean with Mad Libs?? 😕
Thanks, y’all, Jas
Fabulous, because I love words, Supernatural or otherwise. And because I love words, let me point out that “bush league” was an expression long before either Bush became President, so “bush” didn’t need capitalization. It refers to minor league baseball teams that draw their players from mostly far-flung rural areas. This is amusing because Americans don’t refer to rural areas as “the bush,” as they do in Australia. We would be more likely to say “the boondocks” or “the boonies.” Or, to put it Supernaturally, “where the sun don’t shine.” Of course, we all know Dean got that one wrong. He needs to cut down on the purple nurples and PBR.
Does it make things freakier if I talked like that BEFORE I watched Supernatural?
Half of the reason SPN was so funny to me was because every other episode I would think, ‘bitches be stealing my catchphrases’.
This made me snirgle though. xD
Just once you’d like to round the corner and see a nice house, but instead you’re stuck with your typical haunted campus-alien abduction-alligator in a sewer gig. Which is pretty freakin’ weird, even for you. In the process you run afoul of the cops, and it’s not misdemeanor trouble, it’s “squeal like a pig” trouble. Somehow you manage to welch and weasel your way out, like Steve McQueen in the Great Escape, but it’s pretty illegal, even for you. After all that work and no play (like your man Jack), you’re pretty hungry, but unfortunately your food’s not food anymore, it’s Darwinism. Your brother double dares you to eat it anyway. “Why the hell would I do that?” you ask. “Because you look like a dumbass pledge,” he says. You decide to head out with Grumpy for some pie. He’s still yapping and you wish he’d shut his piehole, but you don’t always get what you want. “Cram it with walnuts,” you say, and you’re quoting the Simpsons. You’re gonna have to sneak some Nair into his shampoo again.
Oh, Jas, look what you’ve started!
Supernatural Mad Libs? BRING IT!
Hey, Mary R, Stickman Bob and ElenaM – thanks for these funny comments!
MaryR, there’s hardly anything funnier than wordplay, and thanks for pointing out that bush-typo! (anyone established that typos anonymous group already?!)
Allow me to send a lot of warm regards to down under (any Australian I’ve ever met has been the sweetest person, there must be nest somewhere…)
Stickman Bob , so, you share some serious DNA with Dean – I could think of a worse fate. Get in your car, drive up to Vancouver and offer your services to the writers, come on, lad, off you go!
ElenaM, thanks, dear, I take that kind of blame every time.
Will someone please explain to the ignorant European (and she pointed at herself cringingly) what Mad Libs are?
😳 Jas
Jas, Mad Libs are fun exercises where you are asked to assign random words according to the part of speech, without any knowledge of the context in which those words will be used. It’s a play on ad libs (I know I’m stating the obvious there, my apologies). For example:
Verb (-ing): kissing
Noun (plural): squirrels
Adjective: hairy
Verb (-ed): hobbled
These words are then inserted into some sort of story, often with strange, inappropriate and amusing results. For example, insert the words assigned above into this sentence:
While Dean was _______ around the Impala’s trunk, looking for _______, the ________ Sam _______ in the back seat.
And you have:
While Dean was kissing around the Impala’s trunk, looking for squirrels, the hairy Sam hobbled in the back seat.
Those familiar with Mad Libs often intentionally choose words likely to give strange, inappropriate and amusing results. If you Google Mad Libs you’ll find plenty of examples as online games. Hope this helps. Enjoy!
thanks so much, elenaM… as Alice said.. don’t give me ideas!
We have show on the radio here I listen to every morning before going to work, and they have ..like a category that might roughly translate: ‘anything but dying stupid’ – thank God, you’ve saved me from that…
Cheers, Jas
Hey, not knowing about Mad Libs is nothing to feel dumb about! Probably means your neurons are occupied with more productive stuff. And of course an extensive knowledge of all things Supernatural! They are fun though, and I couldn’t resist coming up with a Supernatural one, even if it’s only one sentence 😀