Nate Winchester’s Supernatural Remix: 10.07 – 10.09
Time to catch up!
| *knock knock knock* | |
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Hello? |
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Any merchandise around here? |
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No I don’t think so. |
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Drat, let’s keep looking, Sam. |
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Wait. Aren’t I like… the season villain or something? |
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Whatever, we can’t even hurt you until a dozen episodes from now. Onward! |
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Who was that mom? |
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The protagonists? |
Hibbing 911 remix
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Oh sure, that little stick of a girl gets a funko but do they bother merchandising me? |
(they’re talking about   click now to buy!) |
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Yah, it’s more discrimination against us big gals you betcha. |
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Bobby doesn’t even get a funko? You boys show me where this merchandising is coming from and I’m going to teach them something about manners! |
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Uh… Ok… no merchandising here. We’ll… call you as soon as we find something. |
the Things We Left Behind remix
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Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!! | ||
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Dean! What’s wrong?? | ||
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Merchandise. Merchandise everywhere! | ||
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Oh Sam it was awful! Nobody was safe – not Dad or Bobby or Crowley… even Baby! | ||
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Don’t worry, Bro. I checked the garage, Baby is ok. | ||
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Why us, Sam? 10 years now and this never happened before! | ||
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Well… | ||
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. . . What do you know? | ||
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I did some research. You made a mistake last year. It wasn’t the mark of Cain you got, but the MERCH of Cain. | ||
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Son of a Bitch! What do we do to fix it? | ||
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Apparently to stop the MoC, we have to find some thing or person that nobody would ever want to buy. | ||
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It’s hopeless! Have you looked around this bunker? There’s nothing but awesome stuff here. | ||
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Maybe if we contacted one of the guest stars… | ||
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Who’s still alive? | ||
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. . . | ||
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Maybe if we got some new guest stars? | ||
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Who is going to come here if they’ll die? | ||
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Ok, we need someone who’s been on the show before, still alive, and nobody could possibly want merchandise of… | ||
| *phone ringing* | |||
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Hello? | ||
| —Later— | |||
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You’re right, Dean, nobody could possibly want any merch of her. | ||
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Man, suddenly I feel old. | ||
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Oh yeah? Wait about 4 episodes. | ||
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So can you help us out with the MoC? | ||
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If you let me see my dad. | ||
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Hello, Claire. | ||
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What can we do when even our deus ex is affected by this? | ||
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Castiel? Where’s my dad? | ||
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He’s been uh… vacant, from this body since season 4. | ||
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Yeah, you tend to drive away the people you’ve been inside. | ||
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Don’t worry, I won’t be in you any more, I’m stuck inside this body now. | ||
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So we’ve got Claire, how do we fix the MoC? | ||
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Maybe I rub my arm on her? | ||
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Uh… personal space? | ||
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We’ve had a theme of using blood lately… maybe we take some of hers and inject it in the arm? | ||
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Do you sterilize the needle? | ||
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. . . | ||
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. . . | ||
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Maybe it’s not mystical, maybe it’s just a rash. | ||
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That would explain some of the things I’ve had to heal you two of besides broken bones. Some not even Heaven has names for. | ||
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C’mon, she has continuity behind her! This has to work. | ||
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Wait! I have an idea… | ||
| TO BE CONTINUED |
Hibbing 911 remix
|
Oh sure, that little stick of a girl gets a funko but do they bother merchandising me? |
| (they’re talking about click now to buy!) |
|
|
Yah, it’s more discrimination against us big gals you betcha. |
|
Bobby doesn’t even get a funko? You boys show me where this merchandising is coming from and I’m going to teach them something about manners! |
|
Uh… Ok… no merchandising here. We’ll… call you as soon as we find something. |
the Things We Left Behind remix
|
Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!! | ||
|
Dean! What’s wrong?? | ||
|
Merchandise. Merchandise everywhere! | ||
|
Oh Sam it was awful! Nobody was safe – not Dad or Bobby or Crowley… even Baby! | ||
|
Don’t worry, Bro. I checked the garage, Baby is ok. | ||
|
Why us, Sam? 10 years now and this never happened before! | ||
|
Well… | ||
|
. . . What do you know? | ||
|
I did some research. You made a mistake last year. It wasn’t the mark of Cain you got, but the MERCH of Cain. | ||
|
Son of a Bitch! What do we do to fix it? | ||
|
Apparently to stop the MoC, we have to find some thing or person that nobody would ever want to buy. | ||
|
It’s hopeless! Have you looked around this bunker? There’s nothing but awesome stuff here. | ||
|
Maybe if we contacted one of the guest stars… | ||
|
Who’s still alive? | ||
|
. . . | ||
|
Maybe if we got some new guest stars? | ||
|
Who is going to come here if they’ll die? | ||
|
Ok, we need someone who’s been on the show before, still alive, and nobody could possibly want merchandise of… | ||
| *phone ringing* | |||
|
Hello? | ||
| —Later— | |||
|
You’re right, Dean, nobody could possibly want any merch of her. | ||
|
Man, suddenly I feel old. | ||
|
Oh yeah? Wait about 4 episodes. | ||
|
So can you help us out with the MoC? | ||
|
If you let me see my dad. | ||
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Hello, Claire. | ||
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What can we do when even our deus ex is affected by this? | ||
|
Castiel? Where’s my dad? | ||
| |
He’s been uh… vacant, from this body since season 4. | ||
|
Yeah, you tend to drive away the people you’ve been inside. | ||
| |
Don’t worry, I won’t be in you any more, I’m stuck inside this body now. | ||
|
So we’ve got Claire, how do we fix the MoC? | ||
|
Maybe I rub my arm on her? | ||
|
Uh… personal space? | ||
|
We’ve had a theme of using blood lately… maybe we take some of hers and inject it in the arm? | ||
|
Do you sterilize the needle? | ||
|
. . . | ||
|
. . . | ||
|
Maybe it’s not mystical, maybe it’s just a rash. | ||
| |
That would explain some of the things I’ve had to heal you two of besides broken bones. Some not even Heaven has names for. | ||
|
C’mon, she has continuity behind her! This has to work. | ||
|
Wait! I have an idea… | ||
| TO BE CONTINUED |
Thanks Nate, very entertaining.:)
Oh, this was hilarious! I really enjoyed it! I laughed so hard when I saw the “click to buy” picture, and also when Sam’s line was “Ok, we need someone who’s been on the show before, still alive, and nobody could possibly want merchandise of…” and then I scrolled down and saw the first picture of Claire. Thanks for this.
Very funny. First picture of Claire cracked me up. Looking forward to the next installment.
Always entertainingl Nate. That was actually a better reason for Claire to be there than the show came up with.
I can’t imagine where Part Two is going to go. Great job as usual!