Great Moments in Supernatural History: Season Six and Gratuity

ByAlice Jester


The Winchester Family Business presents a new feature, something meant to look back through the long history of Supernatural and salute, inspire, move, entertain, trigger some very naughty thoughts, or make you realize that it’s all merely a desperate stunt to do something during Hellatus time when we’re all bored and stretching for material.  So welcome, here is our very first installment of…

GREAT MOMENTS IN SUPERNATURAL HISTORY

Somewhere back in 2009 and 2010, I used to obsess marvel over those little, privately appreciated bits in Supernatural that would send even the most hormonally stable woman into hot flashes and dangerous heart palpatations.  You know, simple things, like Sam grabbing his gun from his back and showing off that top band of his underwear…

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Or Dean in gym shorts… 

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Or HOLY MOTHER OF CHUCK, IS THAT SAM WINCHESTER HALF NAKED AND WET IN A SKIMPY TOWEL???!!!  (Deep breaths, deep breaths…)

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Anyway…I labeled these appealing pictures as Supernatural “Gratuitious Moments.”  Yes, I have been guilty of stretching the boundaries of what is considered “gratuitous,” so allow me to explain the criteria.  Are those priceless, drool worthy flashes of skin, brutal Winchester torment, or those little bits of “je ne sais quoi” that make us yelp necessary?  Not really.  Yeah, sometimes they serve story but-  Is it we totally crave these moments and dwell on them for years to come the second we get it?  Absolutely!  

Ten Gratuitous Moments, Take Two

Top Ten Gratuitous Moments, 6 – 10
Top Ten Gratuitous Moments, 1 – 5

Since then…oh hell, I don’t know what happened since then.  All I know is that I stopped somewhere in the latter part of season five and I haven’t done any sort of collection since then.  And you know what, season six, seven, eight, and nine have been GOLDEN for gratuity.  As a matter of fact, season six probably has more of these tidbits than all of seasons one through five combined!  That’s what happens when you get a female showrunner I guess.  It probably helps when your story line hinges on a Winchester going soulless and is no longer inhibited by morals to do things like screw hookers and have quickies with just about any female in public restrooms and motel rooms.  But these moments aren’t just limited to sex.  Hot, sexy, gratuitious violence works too, and season six had so much of that as well.  The idea of “gratuitious” for me anyway means if a main character does something and it turns ladies into a drooling mess, it counts.  

Domestic Situations

In one of my prior installments, I went a little nuts over Winchesters in a laundromat.  So, here’s one better.  Winchesters in a grocery store.  Pushing a shopping cart.  With a baby.  Buying baby supplies!  Come on, raise your hand.  How many of you ladies volunteered to be the momma in this scenario? 

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Just in case the grocery store scenario didn’t get to you, then I’m sure that was the sound of ovaries exploding when Dean was able to soothe little Bobby John to sleep. 

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Who also can’t resist two big guys in a tiny European car?


Meeting New Friends

Season Six expanded the universe for Sam and Dean.  They got to meet some interesting new people…

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And Castiel got to meet up with an old acquaintance…

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But hey, Dean didn’t have it all bad either.  For a year, he had the little woman to come home to.  Lucky woman (kicks chair).

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Sam did pretty well in an alternate universe

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Bondage

We’re sorry, we can’t save you right now.  We’re a bit tied up.  


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Behold, a Limp!Sam Fiesta!  

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How about a limp brothers shot thrown in for fun?

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This is called not so Limp!Sam (but still chained to the bed for that added drama)

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“Hold still Sam.  This might burn a little.” 

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Maybe not a lot of gratuity on this one, but dammit it just made me go “Aww…”

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Gratuitious Violence Works Too

Dean hulked out on vampire blood?  No, I was perfectly calm after he took out an entire vampire nest…BY HIMSELF.  That wasn’t a me melting into a puddle at all. 




How about the trademark Dean Winchester “You will drop dead just from my lethal stare” gaze? 

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Oh, but it wasn’t just Dean that freaked me out.  Yikes!  

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I call this next segment…

“Part of me just died inside and I don’t mind one bit.”  

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Hey babe, “Bite Me!”

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Wardrobe Malfunctions

Classic wardrobe problem.  Jeans that ride too low and a shirt not long enough.  Always seems to happen right when your brother gets bitten by a monster.  

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There’s this one too.  Sam really needs to avoid getting caught having sex with a hippie chick after his brother was abducted by supposed aliens.   

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I know, I know.  I hear you all screaming.  Of course I’m going to show EXACTLY what you’re waiting for.  The greatest “wardrobe malfunction” in the history of Supernatural.  No shirt and low riding jeans during the morning workout.  What were they thinking?  

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My, my, Sam has quite a…phone, doesn’t he?

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Yes, such a travesty huh?  Excuse me…  drooling

Um…what?  Right, we were talking about…oh yes, gratuity.  Quite a season huh?  I hope you enjoyed this installment of…

                        Great Moments In Supernatural History

I’m sure I missed some scenes, so share your own.  Just keep it limited to season six right now, because there’s plenty more to explore.  Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to um, wash my hair.  Yeah, that’s it.    

 

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