Nate Winchester’s Remix of Supernatural 9.11 – “First Born”
It’s time for another edition of Nate Winchester’s Remix. Today, we look at the abridged version of “First Born.” Take it away boys…
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So… |
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So… |
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We’ve doubled the cast list! |
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So is this like Star Trek or Firefly now? We doing an ensemble show? |
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Screw that! Let’s split the party! |
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Awww man, why do I get stuck with Crowley? |
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Because I’m SO on an angel kick this season. Got tired of the taste of demon blood. |
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Yay! I have a friend. |
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What about Dean? |
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… Ok point taken. |
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You bored? |
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Totally. |
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Let’s go look for a plot coupon! |
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Yay! |
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Man, Dean, you’re looking scruffy. Sam the wife in this relationship? Keeping you clean? |
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That’s it, stabbity– |
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Wait! |
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Why are you so cranky? |
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Because Sam got a plot coupon and now he’s using it with my angel. |
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Ok, how about we get your own plot coupon? |
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Like Sam’s? |
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Better than Sam’s. We’re going to look for a weapon. |
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Yay! I like weapons. |
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I know you do, Dean. So our first step is to look in your dad’s journal. |
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…My what? |
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The journal. From your dad. The one you used to get all your answers and macguffins from. |
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Oh right! Man I forgot we had this. So it looks like we need to locate three pendants which will allow us to unlock the Master Sword… |
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Sam! Look what I found… |
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A coupon? What does it say? |
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‘Good for locating one angel which previously inhabited your body.’ |
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Awwww, but we already know where Lucifer is. |
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Wait! I got it! We’ll use it to locate Gadreel. |
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Wish I thought of that. Ok Sam, according to this we need to… stabbity stab! |
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Owwwww! What is up with me and needles lately? Seriously, I don’t think it was the trials, but tetanus that’s been killing me. |
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That would explain all the genital herpes I’ve been healing from you. |
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…Right. I got that from the needles… |
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Hi! We’re remembering my dad this episode! |
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Yep, I was a friend of his. Nudge Nudge. |
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Wink Wink? |
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Oh, you’re wicked, ay? |
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Say. No. More! |
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*cocks shotgun* No, I mean you’re wicked. My knee says so. |
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Damn, all the demons I fight, why don’t I have a detecting injury? |
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Ever been healed by an angel? |
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Aw man, all the time. |
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Ladies, please! We’re after the first blade. |
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Why? |
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To kill Abaddon- Knight of Hell. |
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Why not use the Colt? |
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Uh… we’ve misplaced it. |
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Death’s Scythe? |
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He won’t take our calls any more. |
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An angel blade? |
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Uh… Crowley, you DO have one of those. |
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So do you. |
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Oh. Right. Our plot coupon is only good for first weapons. Nothing bronze age or later. |
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Well I can give you the next leg of your quest, if I get a rare item. |
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Oh I’ve got lots of those. Just let me out of here… |
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*bang* |
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Geez! What if there’s someone downstairs? |
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Hope so. I never liked him. |
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ta da! |
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So now we set this map on fire and find out where it is… |
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Why a US map? |
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Couldn’t this thing be anywhere in the world? |
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United States is all the budget will allow. |
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It could be in Canada too. |
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Don’t be silly. No self-respecting demon would ever be in Canada. |
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Sam I know henceforth that all life is precious, thus I shall not kill you. |
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But you can heal me. |
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Having so recently touched yonder ebon shore, mine eyes behold how life is fleeting. |
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But you can bring me back from the dead. |
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Alas, bereft of my alabaster wings to snatch thou from Death’s cold grasp is beyond mine power. |
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I have my memories. Gadreel healed you from death. |
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Parting is such sweet sorrow, yea can I bear no more the absence of friendship’s sweet company. |
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Cas, your resurrection spell isn’t on cooldown. Kill me, then bring me back! |
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Just once could you say please? |
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Please? |
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Well it’s too late now. I wouldn’t kill you if you were the last man on earth. |
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Hi. |
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Holy SH&%$#@! |
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Really? Here? To him? |
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I’m Cain. I was murdering before it was cool. Now everyone’s doing it and it’s all lame. |
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I was in World War 1, you know. |
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You were in Europe in the 1910s? |
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What? No! That was WW2. WW1… well there were only four people on Earth, but it’s still technically true! |
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…How are you white? |
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What are you, racist? |
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No, I mean… according to the Bible you should be from around Mesopotamia or East Africa at least. Making you Arab… maybe Black… you definitely shouldn’t be so pale. |
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Well he is demon # 2. Maybe he’s in a different body. |
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Then what’s up with your mark? Does it show up in whatever body you take? |
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If I give you a knife, will you shut up? |
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Which one? The first blade? |
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Oh you probably never heard of it, it’s the first… dammit! you have heard of it. Yeah I’ll give you the first blade. The one made before weapons went mainstream. |
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Why you being so helpful? |
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Oh I don’t get cable out here. And I’m bored. I used to watch MMA, but it’s lame now. So you’ll be fighting to entertain me instead! |
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*fight fight stabbity stab* |
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*fight stabbity stab* |
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*stabbity fight stabbity fight fight stab stab* |
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Man, just one of those was a hassle for me like… 8 years ago. I love leveling up. |
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Cool. I haven’t seen a good tussle in awhile. Ok, take my mark. |
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Why? |
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You’re worthy. |
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You’ve been around for 6,000 years or more and never found another worthy person? |
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Um… Well I met a girl in the 1800s. She got me to reform. Before then I didn’t care. |
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Isn’t love really mainstream? |
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How’s that even possible? |
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That anybody could love a monster like me? |
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No, that it took 6,000 years – or more! |
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She… loved me for me. |
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I mean, even Hitler got booty and he had a fraction of the time you have. |
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Genesis 4 does say he had a wife. And kids. |
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Yeah but I didn’t… ‘love’ them like her. |
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And why is it always a woman? |
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What? |
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You talk about being lame and mainstream? Why did a woman reform you? Why not… the music of Mozart? Watching us land on the moon? |
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The invention of the McRib… |
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Or that. I mean it’s just… predictable – and hard to believe it took you that long to find it. |
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Ok, now I’m pissed. I’m going to kick someone’s ass. It’s either yours or the demons’. |
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I pick them. |
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I also vote for not us. |
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Alright, here’s my mark, good luck! |
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Huh. So… that’s the episode? |
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Forget it, Dean. It’s Missouri. |
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Yeah. I wanted to go to Canada. |
(crossposted @ http://natewinchester.wordpress.com/2014/01/24/9-11-first-born-remix/)
Ooh, plot coupons…can you cut those out of your local newspaper? I always do like a good discount on my plots.
Nicely done again Nate, seriously hilarious and fun.
“I’m Cain. I was murdering before it was cool. Now everyone’s doing it and it’s all lame.”
Ah, these kids today with their texting a murder…so mundane. ; )
Ooh, plot coupons…can you cut those out of your local newspaper? I always do like a good discount on my plots.
Nicely done again Nate, seriously hilarious and fun.
“I’m Cain. I was murdering before it was cool. Now everyone’s doing it and it’s all lame.”
Ah, these kids today with their texting a murder…so mundane. ; )
This was great! I had forgotten (and it’s only been like 5-6 episodes since Gadreel brought someone back to life) that yes, Cas could have taken all the Grace, killed Sam and brought him back.
Dean totally deserves a demon detecting knee and an angel detecting elbow and a monster detecting wrist.
This was great! I had forgotten (and it’s only been like 5-6 episodes since Gadreel brought someone back to life) that yes, Cas could have taken all the Grace, killed Sam and brought him back.
Dean totally deserves a demon detecting knee and an angel detecting elbow and a monster detecting wrist.
Another great remix! That was great.
And yes…the McRib? That MF could reform anybody!
Nate: Do you have any other remixes?
Another great remix! That was great.
And yes…the McRib? That MF could reform anybody!
Nate: Do you have any other remixes?
[quote name=”lkeke35″]Another great remix! That was great.
And yes…the McRib? That MF could reform anybody!
Nate: Do you have any other remixes?[/quote]
OMG!!! I had the exact same thought about the Mcrib. lol
LOve the plot coupons. And yes, the boys should have a demon detecting body pqrt. And an Angel detecting body part. a liedeecting body pat
No..wait..th theywould bin pain ALL the TIME.
[quote]Another great remix! That was great.
And yes…the McRib? That MF could reform anybody!
Nate: Do you have any other remixes?[/quote]
OMG!!! I had the exact same thought about the Mcrib. lol
LOve the plot coupons. And yes, the boys should have a demon detecting body pqrt. And an Angel detecting body part. a liedeecting body pat
No..wait..th theywould bin pain ALL the TIME.
WTF?
oh my… that was funny.
I too wondered about the angel blade.
WTF?
oh my… that was funny.
I too wondered about the angel blade.
Hey Nate, just wondering if you were going to do one of these every episode now? Not that I mind, they are truly entertaining and a lot of fun, but I enjoy your thoughts and musings too. Either way, I’ll read them, just curious.
Hey Nate, just wondering if you were going to do one of these every episode now? Not that I mind, they are truly entertaining and a lot of fun, but I enjoy your thoughts and musings too. Either way, I’ll read them, just curious.
Very funny! I hope you keep these up; they’re a treat to read and really highlight the backbone (or lack thereof) of the episodes. 🙂 Plus, I learned a new term: plot coupon!
Very funny! I hope you keep these up; they’re a treat to read and really highlight the backbone (or lack thereof) of the episodes. 🙂 Plus, I learned a new term: plot coupon!
[quote]Nate: Do you have any other remixes?[/quote]
Just this and the previous episode so far.
[quote]Hey Nate, just wondering if you were going to do one of these every episode now?[/quote]
Yeah, the WFB team had some discussions over the holiday break and I picked up these and the motivationals to keep some things around here fun and light. 😀 Glad most people are enjoying them.
[quote]Not that I mind, they are truly entertaining and a lot of fun, but I enjoy your thoughts and musings too. Either way, I’ll read them, just curious.[/quote]
*looks around suspiciously*
*conspiratorial whisper*
Those will still be going up on my own blog. 😉
[quote]Nate: Do you have any other remixes?[/quote]
Just this and the previous episode so far.
[quote]Hey Nate, just wondering if you were going to do one of these every episode now?[/quote]
Yeah, the WFB team had some discussions over the holiday break and I picked up these and the motivationals to keep some things around here fun and light. 😀 Glad most people are enjoying them.
[quote]Not that I mind, they are truly entertaining and a lot of fun, but I enjoy your thoughts and musings too. Either way, I’ll read them, just curious.[/quote]
*looks around suspiciously*
*conspiratorial whisper*
Those will still be going up on my own blog. 😉
Don’t be modest Nate! You’re allowed to share your links on this site! I personally love your blog and your reviews.
Here’s Nate’s review for “Road Trip.”
http://natewinchester.wordpress.com/2014/01/21/episode-review-road-trip/
Don’t be modest Nate! You’re allowed to share your links on this site! I personally love your blog and your reviews.
Here’s Nate’s review for “Road Trip.”
http://natewinchester.wordpress.com/2014/01/21/episode-review-road-trip/
Oh no, Alice found me! You sold me out, ME.
*flash bomb*
😆
For both that are curious, I’m wanting to watch 1st born again before I review it so it will probably be in a double feature with tomorrow episode if it’s not up tomorrow night. (I watch the show online so that’s why my stuff is a bit behind)
Oh no, Alice found me! You sold me out, ME.
*flash bomb*
😆
For both that are curious, I’m wanting to watch 1st born again before I review it so it will probably be in a double feature with tomorrow episode if it’s not up tomorrow night. (I watch the show online so that’s why my stuff is a bit behind)
Thanks Alice, I needed something else to distract me from living my life…This is exactly why I refuse to get on facebook. ; )
And thanks for keeping things light Nate.
Thanks Alice, I needed something else to distract me from living my life…This is exactly why I refuse to get on facebook. ; )
And thanks for keeping things light Nate.
lol We’re all in that boat, ME.
And if you finish with that blog, there’s also my [url=http://spnverse.wordpress.com/]side project[/url]…
lol We’re all in that boat, ME.
And if you finish with that blog, there’s also my side project ([url]http://spnverse.wordpress.com/[/url])…
Seriously, I do have a job that I need to keep. I don’t think my mother would allow me to move back home at my age!
Firefly/SPN crossover…where do you come up with these awesome ideas?
Seriously, I do have a job that I need to keep. I don’t think my mother would allow me to move back home at my age!
Firefly/SPN crossover…where do you come up with these awesome ideas?
lol I get asked that all the time… and nobody believes me when I swear I’m sober. XD
It also helps having awesome friends to bounce crazy ideas off of.
lol I get asked that all the time… and nobody believes me when I swear I’m sober. XD
It also helps having awesome friends to bounce crazy ideas off of.