The WFB Gazette Presents the Edlund’s Season Seven Plans
12 – Haunted Spooks
Remember Ghost Sickness? It’s back. Not only is Dean infected, again, but also various spooks are suffering from this unpleasant disease…
13 – Theatre of Mud
Esteemed – and feared – theatre critic Sheridan Lionheart engages in a séance to evoke his dead wife’s spirit. He calls for Bobby, familiar with séances, to help him. Unfortunately, not only is the wifey’s spirit awoken but also her crumbling body… as they say… dust to dust, blood to blood and mud to mud…
14 – Murder by Breath
In a spoof of a traditional country-house whodunnit, hunters are invited to ‘dinner and a murder’ to a stately mansion in Connecticut. Among them the Winchesters, Bobby Singer, and some other hunters our guys are acquainted with (and others they’re not). Before midnight, the first hunter dies. The killer isn’t a weapon you’d think of, no, it’s an unforeseen result of the served garlic dinner…
15 – Return of the the Evil Bread
The Edlund’s sequel to last season’s Night of the Living Bread. Pastries, pies, cakes and biscuits suddenly come to life, eager to smother anyone who enters the Evil Bakery.
16 – Once Smitten
You can’t beat the effect love can have on Sam and Dean. In particular not when Cupid is involved.
17 – Dead Man Stalking
Who says only zombie girls get love sick and want you to play with dead things? In this episode a heartbroken, unfortunately dead, man finds his way back home – and his (living) Ex-Wife in the arms of another man… Only Sam and Dean can help…
18 – The Flask of the Bad Meth
The meth that is death is in the flagon with the dragon. The chalice made in Dallas holds the brew that is true. Or was it the cup with the pup? Or the glass you’d like to pass? And there’s the pitcher that looks richer… Look, what about the vessel on that trestle? Our heroes get confused looking for the right pot containing demonic drugs. Yes, you’ll be, too.
19 – The Black Rat
There’s not much you can do, once demonic creatures invade your kitchen… In particular when they are rodents who love to engage in cooking sessions. A sweet, yet a tad special, cook needs help. Those rats can’t be killed. At least not with common poison. Sam and Dean have to immerse themselves in Julia Child’s cookbooks to find the perfect sauce to get rid of the little paranormal mess-makers…
20 – Shag me in Hell
What does a love-sick, frustrated demon do? She goes upstairs and looks for a couple of gorgeous hunters. Will Sam and Dean be able to resist the tempting idea of a happy threesome?
21 – Monster Groovie
Finally! We’ve been promised a musical episode last year. Now, at last, this season we will hear the Winchesters sing. Accompanied by a bunch of happy-go-lucky monsters, zombies and ghouls!
22 – Butter Island
One cold night, Sam and Dean Winchester are zapped to an enchanted island consisting entirely of butter. Only a few hours remain for them to find a way back or melt away in the morning sun… A cliffhanger that will leave you breathless!
Oh my God, this is.. I mean, wow! Just wow! I’m dying to watch these episodes now! 😛
Thanks for sharing this with us!
Thanks, Elisa – let’s hope, the Edlund will not get stopped by ‘the suits’… 😆
Cheers, Jas
Wow I’d better set my DVR right now so I don’t miss these soon to be classic episodes. Hehehe
Better make sure to have enough blank discs to record them on… 😉 ,
Thanks sn_chills! Best, Jas
Hellatus is making some people go gaga with glee! I will ABSOLUTELY watch those episodes if and when they air. Only 39 days to go.
This certainly was the result of a brain gone a tad gaga…
Thanks, Sylvie. Yes! Less then 40 days!
Cheers, Jas
All terrible ideas, lets leave the writing and the jokes to the professionals.
Are you a troll, boredoftherings?
I guess we’ll never know, Brynhild. 😉
no I’m not, haven’t been here for a few days been busy at work. I was simply just saying that none of the ideas were appealing and that I’m glad we wont see any of them on screen. I know the SPN writers sometimes have their own terrible ideas but for the most part they get it write except for maybe seasons 5 and definitely 6.
Ah, the lost old art of irony and satyre… Really you can’t recognize a joke when you see one? I can’t believe it…
Ah, sweetheart, you are a smart one, aren’t you, boredoftherings?
given the stupid spelling mistakes in my reply above? no I wouldn’t say so. I was stating an honest opinion where no one was bashed. I don’t see the problem or the need for you to be rude.
Please take a look at the date of the comments. You might see then that I answered to your comment above. Not to your reply, dear.
All this was a spoof, and not remotely serious suggestions…
The killer bread one is serious though, right? That can’t be a spoof because I’m kinda forming a vigilante group as we speak to kill off these killer carbs.
I’ve it all sorted. We’re going to use eggs instead of silver bullets in our rifles, put soya milk into our super squirters (You know, I can’t understand why the boys don’t use these. You get a much more direct hit. Splashing from a bottle is very hit and miss, and you waste a lot of it. Holy water doesn’t grow on trees, you know.) We’re also going to hit the carbs about their dirty carbohydrate heads with a piece of halibut and maybe some figs. Then we’re going to finish off by eating strawberries and mango off the naked torso of John Winchester.
We’re going to call ourselves the Broccoli Babes (because green is a really good colour on me). Or maybe the Broccolettes (haven’t decided yet).
So anyone who wants in, meet at my place. Just go to New York and start swimming east. I’ll be the one looking like me. And don’t come empty handed. Remember, there are no carbs in chocolate.
Steven Spielberg, how are ya! This right here is damn good television.
I’m not sure if [i]Spouse of Wax[/i] and [i]Shag me in Hell[/i] could be shown at 9pm though cos they sound like they could be fecking filthy! (Fingers crossed….)
[i]The Black Sheep[/i] looks like it’s going to be a right scary one. Ooooh, them sheeps with their flock mentality can be right little feckers so they can.
Plus I’m really looking forward to [i]Murder by the Evil Bread[/i]. It’s about time the danger of carbs was taken seriously.
Thanks Jaspala Wesson, looks like Season 7 is going to be awesome!
(Btw, love the picture of smiling, happy Dean in [i]Once Smitten[/i].)
Thought you would like the smiling Dean, EnchantingTim 😉
thanks, Celt – I have a feeling the writers have problems with carbs… 😆 , Jas
As long as the writers have Cas in most of the eps, I will be happy with what ever happens. lol
Rest assured, he will be there 😆 !
Cheers, Jas
Oh, Jas, how I’d love to see some of these realized!
So would I, Brynhild… But I’m sure, we’ll get the odd deranged episode…
Thank you, Jas
Okay, warning on this one, cause I totally lost some soda laughing so hard. I want to see the evil bread one produced. You know, carbs are not a girl’s best friend.
That’s one of my favourite, too, Linda. Thank you. I’m wicked, you know, because I laughed at the thought of you losing some soda… 😆 , Jas
Hi Jas
You know, I think your brain might be almost as strange as Ben Edlunds 😮
I think that is a compliment?????
Love Ju
I guess, dear Ju, that I’ll just take it as a compliment! 😀 , Love,Jas
I saw some comments out of I think Comic Con that they weren’t sure how to “top” The French Mistake. My answer is this: Send Bizarro Jared and Jensen from that universe into Sam and Dean’s. You can have them have the benefit of having the real Sam and Dean keeping them alive, or you can dump them alone. Come on, you know it’d be fun.
As for the other wonderful ideas here, hilarious. If anyone could pull any of these off with success, it’d be Mr. Edlund!
That would be oh so funny to dump the real actors in the Winchester’s world. I bet they wouldn’t last very long though. Dean would call them a nasty word and Sam would just roll his eyes.
I’m just saying. It’d be hilarious. It wouldn’t be the “real” Jared and Jensen, but the ones everyone thought they were, have them not getting along, Jared a rich snob, Jensen into fancy robotic toys like that helicopter, whatever. Hell, throw in Gen for good measure. It’s unfortunate for Misha that he was killed off or he could join in, but still. Could you imagine the hysterics of Sam and Dean meeting Jensen and “something called a Jared Padalecki?”
Considering I’m working on a meta fiction article, it just came to me after rewatching The French Mistake.
I like the idea, FarAwayEyes! Who knows, perhaps the Edlund’s brain [i]walks this way[/i]… 🙂 , Jas
His mind, his brilliant mind, is far far craftier than mine, but who knows? I just think it’d be a riot.
Wow! Now I really can’t wait for the new season. Yeah, the evil bread gets me too! Darn those carbs!
Bad, bad, evil, wicked carbs!!! Take care, Dawn, and thanks! 😉 , Jas
Cas and fishtanks and superglue? LOL! Sign me up! I totally want this episode! That just sounds hilarious!!
And voodoo ceremonies? Someone must have been watching Misha’s Random Acts official video where he mentioned the fans making Castiel voodoo dolls! LOL!
Oh Ben Edlund, I love you!
Now where is my space pirate episode that you promised?