A Very Supernatural Christmas:
A Dean Winchester all time classic. After reaching for his standard “son of a bitch” while being tortured by a Harriet Nelson clone, he’s soon put in his place. No swearing allowed. His optional choice now becomes the always inoffensive “fudge.” So what happens when Madge slices him in the other arm?
“You fudge'n touch me again, I'll fudge'n kill you!”
It’s a witch! Guess who doesn’t like that?
“I hate witches. They're all spewing their body liquids everywhere. It's creepy. Hell, it's downright unsanitary!”
Sam is caught in Groundhog Day. Sam is freaking out. Sam orders Dean’s breakfast so he can get on with freaking out. Dean wants to tease instead.
“Sammy, I get all tingly when you take control like that.”
Jus In Bello:
Nothing like telling a really bad joke during an intense situation. After all, that’s Dean’s whole “laugh in the face of death crap.” Still I wish Sam cuffed him one in the back of the head after this. So does Sam. Hendricksen, after realizing he killed the sheriff while possessed, says “I shot the sheriff.” You know Dean couldn’t resist!
“But you didn’t shoot the deputy.”
Oooh, Sam didn't like that one.
One of those rare occasions where Dean doesn't need words to say what he needs to say.
Time Is On My Side:
Rufus Turner, wooed by Johnnie Walker Blue, tells Dean how he found out Bela’s background. Her prints were burned off long ago. “You do her ear?” Rufus asks, talking about the new ear identification technology.
“Hey man I'll try anything once, but I don't know, that sounds uncomfortable.”
No Rest For The Wicked:
Dean shows Ruby how much he adores her by sticking her in a devil’s trap and leaving her there. Ruby, just a little bit pissed about this, chooses now to rub in Dean’s impending doom. “I wish I could be there, Dean! I wish I could smell the flesh sizzle off your bones. I wish I could be there to hear you scream!”
And I wish you'd shut your piehole, but we don't always get what we want.
Coming soon (yes I promise), Dean doesn't stop in Season Four for being rescued by an angel doesn't hurt his smart mouth. For those that missed season one and two, here are the links.