The Wisdom of Dean Winchester – Season Three
A Very Supernatural Christmas:
A Dean Winchester all time classic. After reaching for his standard “son of a bitch” while being tortured by a Harriet Nelson clone, he’s soon put in his place. No swearing allowed. His optional choice now becomes the always inoffensive “fudge.” So what happens when Madge slices him in the other arm?
“You fudge'n touch me again, I'll fudge'n kill you!”
Malleus Maleficarum:
It’s a witch! Guess who doesn’t like that?
“I hate witches. They're all spewing their body liquids everywhere. It's creepy. Hell, it's downright unsanitary!”
Mystery Spot:
Sam is caught in Groundhog Day. Sam is freaking out. Sam orders Dean’s breakfast so he can get on with freaking out. Dean wants to tease instead.
“Sammy, I get all tingly when you take control like that.”
Jus In Bello:
Nothing like telling a really bad joke during an intense situation. After all, that’s Dean’s whole “laugh in the face of death crap.” Still I wish Sam cuffed him one in the back of the head after this. So does Sam. Hendricksen, after realizing he killed the sheriff while possessed, says “I shot the sheriff.” You know Dean couldn’t resist!
“But you didn’t shoot the deputy.”
Oooh, Sam didn't like that one.
Ghostfacers:
One of those rare occasions where Dean doesn't need words to say what he needs to say.
Time Is On My Side:
Rufus Turner, wooed by Johnnie Walker Blue, tells Dean how he found out Bela’s background. Her prints were burned off long ago. “You do her ear?” Rufus asks, talking about the new ear identification technology.
“Hey man I'll try anything once, but I don't know, that sounds uncomfortable.”
No Rest For The Wicked:
Dean shows Ruby how much he adores her by sticking her in a devil’s trap and leaving her there. Ruby, just a little bit pissed about this, chooses now to rub in Dean’s impending doom. “I wish I could be there, Dean! I wish I could smell the flesh sizzle off your bones. I wish I could be there to hear you scream!”
And I wish you'd shut your piehole, but we don't always get what we want.
Coming soon (yes I promise), Dean doesn't stop in Season Four for being rescued by an angel doesn't hurt his smart mouth. For those that missed season one and two, here are the links.
Lovely.
Cheers, Alice … That Jus In Bello crack made me snort coffee up my nose … 😆
This is just what I needed right before Christmas, Alice, blessed art thou, dear lady of this site… 😉
Thanks so much for the fun of Dean’s wisdom… Lovely guy, and he can get as snarky as he likes… loved this trip down memory lane…!!!
Could you explain to me – who or what is Pokey? Never understood that, un-native speaker that I am (here goes another weird wordplay)…
Loved that ‘which is the weirdest thing I ever said’ and in particular the expression on his face a heartbeat later, epitome of cute… just as that scene in Jus In Bello. I don’t know how Jensen does that, but he can be incredibly petrifying when he’s angry and unbelievably moving and sweet the next instant… Yeah, ‘you didn’t shoot the deputy’ awwwwwwwwh…. A friend’s son actually kind of reminds me of Dean – who’s the cutest boy ever, seven years old, and already the smartest mouth around…
Bring on more of this,…. I’ll soak it up like a sponge…
:D, Jas
Suze, any milk with the coffee?
Hi Alice
This was great. I just love the lines Dean comes out with.
His delivery at times is just adds so much to a scene.
Hi Jas…Gumby and Pokey was a children’s show back in the 60’s.
They were clay animation characters. Gumby was a green boyish character and Pokey was a pink pony.
They had Dean watching them on the TV in Yellow Fever.
Stupendous, Alice. So nice to see a smiling Dean, AND get a bunch of his GREAT one-liners. Also loved Sam, bitch face too….those two can do anything well together. I agree with Jas….so nice just before the holidays….And all those wonderful screen caps….nice Christmas present for me. Hope we see more smiling Dean next year. Happy Holidays everyone.
Hey now, there’s nothing wrong with sad poems. On the other hand, Zen and the Art of Dean would sell millions of copies.
Another completely inappropriate, and thus, perfect, bad joke/line was from The Magnificent Seven. “What’s in the box!”
Thanks Karen, now I’m wiser.. And that joke suddenly comes more hilarious…
Yeah, Randal, I loved that box-one, too. It got even funnier with the slightly shocked reactions of Sam and Bobby… (the classic scene from se7en was utterly horrific…)
Best wishes, Jas
Thanks Alice!
Love all the Deanisms and Sam bitchfaces. I too would like more of Dean’s funnin’ snarky mouth and evil grins. Cheers me up something fierce.
Loved his face with the “What’s in the box?” remark. Obviously unappreciated by his peers at the time. At least he amuses himself (and us of course).
Thanks for the early Christmas present, Alice! Only the charming Dean Winchester could get away with saying these things. Kudos to the show’s writers & to Jensen for delivering each of these witticisms so perfectly!
And thanks to all of the writers here for keeping us supplied with reading material during the hellatus.
Merry Christmas & Happy New Year to all!
Dawn
The works, Jas … Milk, sugar, brandy … It was very nice coffee and didn’t deserve what happened to it at all.
I cackled madly at ” What’s in the box ” Bless ‘im, he always makes ultra-crass and insensative look so good …
Randal, did you actually make it to the end of ” Zen And The Art Of Seriously Obscure Metaphysical Wibble With A Tenuous Connection To BMW’s “? If so give yourself a sweetie for extreme cleverness and staying power … Everyone else I ever met gave up half-way through and just left it lying around the place to make themselves look interesting …
Dean Winchester, the King of Snark. I love all these little quotes, paired with Sam’s bitchface, they make my day hahah.
The first time I watched Jus in Bello, I was THINKING “but you didn’t shoot the deputy” a split second before it came out of Dean’s mouth…and I was so glad he said it, it was perfect!
Suze, of course he makes ultra-crass and insensitive look good..thay boy makes ANYTHING and EVERYTHING look good 😀
Suze, I am so completely un-Zen, that if I ever read a book ON Zen, I might explode in a very non-Zen way. But “Zen” and “Tao” make one observe with interest in an observationally interesting way.
Dean always has those cool ‘you gotta be kidding me/really’ reactions, even when the shoe’s on the other foot, as when Sam lost his. Always good for a chuckle.
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yeah, I too had a split second moment during Jus in Bello, but I was thinking. “Oh no, don’t you say it, Dean.” Of course he said it. It was set up so he could say it. And of course I cracked up, because it was so SPECTACULARLY inappropriate. Gotta love these guys as a comedy duo, “Abbott and Costello meet the monster.” Even my kid sister, who actively dislikes SPN, likes Dean.