Supernatural Quote O’Rama!!!
Okay everyone, if you look at the large and very pretty countdown clock currently running onย The Supernatural Crossroads, there is still a healthy 24 days and counting left before Supernatural returns from this painful Spring hiatus. ย But I’m not here to rub rock salt into wounds (ha, I made an SPN funny!). ย I’m here to do something silly because I’m crazy with fatigue over trying to launch a sister site while still running this one. ย So, group project time. ย It’s Quote O’Rama!!!
Yeah, it’s a lame game that’s been running on boards for years. ย It’s also really freaking fun and one of the best damned time killers out there.ย
You quote it, the next person has to say what episode the quote is from and then give another one, preferably a personal favorite (or one of them!). ย Try not to give a quote that’s been listed already, but I’m aware sometimes we’re guilty of posting at the same time as someone else. ย I’ll allow that. ย
Just to prove I’m not lazy, here’s some of my personal favorite quotes and some screencaps to go with them. ย Don’t be surprised if in your quotes I throw in some screencaps here and there. ย Often the screencap enhances the spirit of the quote. ย
Here’s my all time favorite. ย I have no freaking idea why! ย
Dean: You still bust out crying whenever you see Ronald McDonald on the television.Sam: At least I’m not afraid of flying.Dean: Planes crash!Sam: And apparently clowns kill.ย
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Remember this little fun one?
Sam: Are we… should we… are we going to kill this teddy bear?Dean: How? Do we shoot it, burn it?Sam: I don’t know. Both?Dean: How do we even know that’s gonna work? I mean I don’t want some giant, flaming, pissed-off teddy on our hands.Sam: Yeah. Besides, I get the feeling that the bear isn’t really the, you know, core problem here.ย
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“Clap Your Hands if You Believe” is a quote fiesta! ย In fact, the entire episode is one long funny quote. ย This maybe one of the more obscure quotes, but it got me laughing hard. ย I think the forest scene in the background just compounded the absurdity:
Sam: ย What if these abductions have nothing to do with UFO’s?Dean: ย What?Sam: ย Say these encounters have been going on for centuries. ย Not with extra terrestrials, but ultra terrestrials. ย People nowadays say space aliens, but they used to call them… (shows Dean computer screen).Dean: ย Smurfs?Sam: ย Fairies. ยDean: ย Fairies? ย Come on.Sam: ย Dean, there’s a straight line between ETs and Fairies. ย Glowing lights, abductions, it’s all the same UFO stuff just under a different skin. ยDean: ย You seriously think the secret with UFOs is…?Sam: ย Hey, you’re the one that pizza rolled tinkerbell. ย I’m just doing the math. ย
Here’s another exercise in complete absurdity! ย My favorite kind:
Kathy Randolph: I could have sworn I saw… the Incredible Hulk.Sam: The Incredible Hulk?Kathy Randolph: I told you, it’s crazy.Dean: Bana or Norton?Kathy Randolph: Oh, no, those movies were terrible. The TV Hulk.Dean: Lou Ferrigno?Kathy Randolph: Yes.ยDean: ย Spiky-hair Lou Ferrigno.Kathy Randolph: ย Yes.Dean: ย Huh.(Dean and Sam look at each other.)
Kathy Randolph: ย You think I’m crazy.Dean: ย No. Uh, no, it’s just…is there, uh, would there be any reason that Lou Ferrigno, the Incredible Hulk, would have a grudge against your husband?
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Hmm, okay, one more, just for the fun of it!
Dean: We were playing Jenga over at the Walsh’s the other night, and he hasn’t shut up about this Christmas wreath. I don’t know. (Looks over to Sam) You tell him.Sam: Sure. (Sam pauses to look at shop owner) It was yummy.ยShop Owner: (throws skeptical glares their way) I sell a lot of wreathes guys.ยSam: ย Right, right, but you see this one would have been really special. ย It had uh, green leaves, white buds on it, might have been made of meadowsweet.Shop Owner: ย Well aren’t you a fussy one.(Sam bitchfaces)Dean:ย ย (laughing) He is.
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Okay, your turn! ย You aren’t limited to funny quotes or long exchanges. ย One liners, serious quotes, weepy moments, they all count! ย If it was in a Supernatural script, it’s fair game. ย ย
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[quote]Being fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son![/quote]
From The Magnificient Seven, season 3.
Here’s my (Don’t ask me why I love this one, but I do)
“All I ever wanted was a teddy that was big, real, and talked. But now he’s sad all the time, not ‘ouch’ sad, but ‘ouch in the head’ sad. Says weird stuff, and smells like the bus.”
“Dean, porn, reality”
Season 4.. Heaven and Hell.
Now try
“These punishments, theyรขโฌโขre almost poetic. Well, actually theyรขโฌโขd be more like a limerick, but stillรขโฌยฆ”
“These days, all they care about is iPhones and those kissing vampire movies.”
I Believe The Children Are Our Future, season 5, episode 6.
How about this one?
Dean: What is she exactly?
Castiel: The whore.
Dean: Wow, Cas, tell us what you really think…
99 Problems.
Cas: I found a liquor store.
Sam: And?
Cas: I drank it.
[img]https://www.thewinchesterfamilybusiness.com/images/99Problems/image1.jpg[/img]
My absolute fav ever!
My all time favorite: “family don’t end with blood.”
[img]https://www.thewinchesterfamilybusiness.com/images/NoRestForTheWicked/Dean,Sam,Bobby.JPG[/img]
The Curious Case of Dean Winchester S5
How about:
“No, I’m Mulder – you’re a red-headed woman.”
2.07 “The Usual Suspects”.
What about this one: “Sam, I’m not gonna make a left-hand turn into oncoming traffic. I’m not suicidal. Did I just say that? That’s kinda weird.”
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Thanks for all the great quotes!
Hmm, another quote…
“Oh my God. I love it when they talk at the same time!”
So many good ones to choose from. I’ll go back to season 1 Faith –
Dean: “That fabric softener teddy bear. Ooh, I want to hunt that little ***** down.”
[img]https://www.thewinchesterfamilybusiness.com/images/Faith/SickDean.JPG[/img]
This would be from episode 1.12, Faith.
How about this one:
“Love is more than a word to me, you know? I love love, I love it! And if that’s wrong, I don’t want to be right!”
This is from one of my fave episodes, and it’s not a hard one to pick:
“Sammy, I get all tingly when you take control like that.”
[quote]This is from one of my fave episodes, and it’s not a hard one to pick:
“Sammy, I get all tingly when you take control like that.”[/quote]
That would be “Mystery Spot”, one of my favorite quotes.
Ok, let’s see….
“If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter, then why does he keep slapping her rear? Perhaps she has done something wrong?”
“The French Mistake”
“You know, we should have angry sex.”
“Don’t objectify me.”
[img]https://www.thewinchesterfamilybusiness.com/images/RedSkyatMorning/vlcsnap-00034.jpg[/img]
“Red Sky at Morning”
“Yep, just how I imagined.”
“Dark Side of the Moon”
“You rocks think you’re so smart!”
(as a geologist, I LOVE this!!!)
“Dude I full on Swayzed that mother!”
That was from the 1st ep of S2, “In My Time of Dying”
And one of my all-time faves:
“Demons I get. People are crazy”
[quote]1: “What a peculiar thing you are!”
2: “No, she’s Glenn Close!”
3: “You can’t fight city hall!”
Any takers?[/quote]
The first is Lucifer in 5.10 Abandon All Hope (and a favorite of mine)
The second is Castiel in 5.13 The Song Remains the Same, and the third is from the same ep.
The quote in the prior comment was Crowley in 6.04 Weekend at Bobby’s.
Here is one:
“Sam. My heart breaks for you. The weight on your shoulders, what you’ve done, what you still have to do. It is more than anyone could bear. If there was some other way…but there isn’t. I will never lie to you. I will never trick you. But you will say yes to me.”
“Sam. My heart breaks for you. The weight on your shoulders, what you’ve done, what you still have to do. It is more than anyone could bear. If there was some other way…but there isn’t. I will never lie to you. I will never trick you. But you will say yes to me.”
That would be Lucifer in 5.03 “Free to be you and me” I think
How about this one:
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I love this one:
“Iรยดm as happy as a pig in shoes”
or something more serius:
“Do you think thats a good idea?”
I think your first one is from clap your hands if you believe
Dean: I’m batman!
Sam: Yeah… your batman.
I hope I got that right
“Why is it when you clean up a mess you end up dirty?”: That one is from You can’t handle the truth
I have one:
“That was so easy I’m embarrassed for you”
Hi Holmes,
“That was so easy, I’m embarrassed for you” is from What Is And What Should Never Be, from Season 2.
How about:
Dean: “Try New Mexico, I hear he’s on a tortilla.”
Cas: “No, he’s not on any flatbread,”
From:
Good God Ya’ll
One of my personal favorites.
Here’s one:
“It’s like they’ve got a contract on us. Do you think it’s because we’re so awesome? I think it’s because we’re so awesome.”
Hi Scout,
“It’s like they’ve got a contract on us. Do you think it’s because we’re so awesome? I think it’s because we’re so awesome.”
That’s from Jus in Bello, season 3.
[img]https://www.thewinchesterfamilybusiness.com/images/JusInBello/vlcsnap-00071.jpg[/img]
Here’s another fun one.. (Oh, the memories!)
Dean: You’re a real smart ass, you know that? Don’t worry, I’m sure there’s something in Fitchberg worth killing.
Sam: Yeah? what makes you so sure?
Dean: Because I’m the oldest… which means I’m always right.
Sam: No, it doesn’t.
Dean: Yeah, it totally does.
[quote]Something Wicked this way comes? Episode 1.17?
Let’s try this!
Sam: Dude, dude, I’m not using this ID!
Dean: Why not?
Sam: Because it says “bikini inspector” on it!
And I apologise for posting comments on old articles and getting carried away. :p[/quote]
Season One, “Something Wicked”
“What flying saucers not insane enough for ya?….Okay, if you wanna add glitter to that glue you’re sniffing that’s fine, but don’t dump your wackadoo all over us. We rather not step in it.”
[img]https://www.thewinchesterfamilybusiness.com/images/ClapYourHands/CYH018.jpg[/img]
Sam: Dude, dude, I’m not using this ID!
Dean: Why not?
Sam: Because it says “bikini inspector” on it!
i Know that It’s 1×18 Something wicked
[b]What about this one…[/b]
DEAN: Sammy, when you get to be our ageรขโฌโ
SAM: You’re thirty, Dean!
[quote]Sam: Dude, dude, I’m not using this ID!
Dean: Why not?
Sam: Because it says “bikini inspector” on it!
i Know that It’s 1×18 Something wicked
[b]What about this one…[/b]
DEAN: Sammy, when you get to be our ageรขโฌโ
SAM: You’re thirty, Dean![/quote]
Season five, “The Curious Case of Dean Winchester”.
Here’s another one:
“Even I know that’s a bad joke.”
Here’s one:
“But I gotta tell you something. You look pretty healthy to me.”
[quote]Here’s one:
“But I gotta tell you something. You look pretty healthy to me.”[/quote]
Season 2, “The Usual Suspects”
Here another one:
Hey, don’t do me any favors. Look, if you don’t want my help, fine. Don’t let the door smack your ass on the way out.”
That one is from: Everybody loves a clown.
Here’s another one:
“You guys are breaking my heart. Can we please just leave?!”
Quoting Holmes:
“You guys are breaking my heart. Can we please just leave?!”
[img]https://www.thewinchesterfamilybusiness.com/images/TallTales/Breakingmyheart.JPG[/img]
Bobby said it in 2×15 Tall tales
Now an easy one:
You think your being funny but you are being really really childish…
What about this one:
DEAN: Sam! Damn it. Son of a bitch!
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Quoting maggie:
Now an easy one:
You think your being funny but you are being really really childish.: That one really is easy, it’s from mystery Spot, one of my favorites episodes.
[img]https://www.thewinchesterfamilybusiness.com/images/MysterySpot/brothers.JPG[/img]
What about this one:
DEAN: Sam! Damn it. Son of a bitch! : I really don’t know that one ๐
Now I have an easy one:
“What can I say? I’m an altruist”
“What can I say? I’m an altruist”
From : Two Minutes To Midnight
and, “Where is it? Want to pay my last respects.”
“Well, bring marshmallows. Already on the pyre”
From: Family Matters ๐
Here’s one:
“Dude, I’m not enabling your sick habit. You’re like one of those lab rats that pushes the pleasure button instead of the food button until it dies.”
Quoting Jacsiss:
How about; easy one.
“What together, together? They do know we’re brothers, right?”
“It doesn’t seem to matter.”
“Oh come on, that’s just sick!”
The monster at the end of this book
How about:
“What, are you from Texas all of a sudden?”
[quote]”What, are you from Texas all of a sudden?”[/quote]
Isn’t that from Folsom Prison Blues?
Quoting Yume
Hereรยดs an easy one:
“Iรยดm not supposed to laugh, right?”
That’s from Clap your hands if you believe
Now, I know this one is excessively easy, but I have always love its meaning, so here it goes:
“Well, we’re working on the power of love”
“well, we’re working on the power of love”…I would have to say this from Point of No Return.
Ok, how about…
“It was your fault, she was after you and I paid the price!”
Ok, how about…
“It was your fault, she was after you and I paid the price!”
I think that one is from Are you there God? It’s me Dean Winchester
Here’s another one:
“Dean, even for you this is a whole new mountain of stupid.”
Dean, even for you this is a whole new mountain of stupid.
5.22 Swan Song
How about
“The voice says I’m almost out of minutes.”
Quoting traciels28
“The voice says I’m almost out of minutes.”
Cass on 5.04 The End (1 of my fav episodes) ๐
Here is another one:
“Why do you think he ripped out the pages? … Because he was protecting him”
Quoting maggie:
“Why do you think he ripped out the pages? … Because he was protecting him”: that’s Jump the shark, I think.
Here’s one:
“Mm-hmm. He’s James Bond”
“Mm-hmm. He’s James Bond”
Oohhh that was a good one.
Young Dean to Young Sam in
A Very Supernatural Christmas
How about:
“Yeah, what do you wanna do, poke her with a stick?….. Dude, you’re not gonna poke her with a stick?”
Makes me smile every time!
“Yeah, what do you wanna do, poke her with a stick?….. Dude, you’re not gonna poke her with a stick?”
From Season 2, “Playthings”
LOVE THAT QUOTE! ๐
Here’s one:
“I’ve sold sin to saints for centuries. Think I can’t close one little demon?”
“I’ve sold sin to saints for centuries. Think I can’t close one little demon?”: That’s the devil you know.
How about:
“No homework. Watch some porn”
“No homework. Watch some porn”[/quote]
Dean with a smile in “the monster at the end of the book” one of my favourite.
How about : I thought the legend said that Mordeki only goes after chicks.
Sam Winchester: He does.
Dean Winchester: Right well that explains why he went after you but why me?
“Alright how do we get this puppy out?” Dean: Like a Virgin.
“I think we can rule Moses out as a suspect!” Castiel. Is one of my favourite Cas moments. Easy one again, which epi?: The third man
Here’s another one:
“We’ll let you marinade a bit. Three days.”
Easy one:
“Mmm… kotae wa… sou desu?”
“Sou desu??”
“Sou desu.”
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That was “Chancing Channels”
What abaout this one:
Dean: “How deep is the river?”
Dean: “How deep is the river?”:
That is: The Monster at the End of This Book
How about:
“You know what that is?”
“Yeah, it’s horse…”
“Authenticity”
Holmes. Is that Episodes already on air in there?o.O (not living in America)
It’s the WESTERN something – episode.
Then I continue with:
“Is it customary to wear blanket?”
Yeah, I cheated it’s the same episodes.
XD