The Winchester Family Business’ Short Attention Span Theater, in conjunction with no one in particular, proudly presents, “Canadian Bacon” by Ardeospina. Â This week’s feature stars the most strapping Jared Padalecki, Jensen Ackles, and this time special guest Jeffrey Dean Morgan.
  Â
Canadian Bacon
Â
Â

01
stories/CanadianBacon/01

02
stories/CanadianBacon/02

03
stories/CanadianBacon/03

04
stories/CanadianBacon/04

05
stories/CanadianBacon/05

06
stories/CanadianBacon/06

07
stories/CanadianBacon/07

08
stories/CanadianBacon/08

09
stories/CanadianBacon/09

10
stories/CanadianBacon/10

11
stories/CanadianBacon/11

12
stories/CanadianBacon/12

13
stories/CanadianBacon/13

14
stories/CanadianBacon/14

15
stories/CanadianBacon/15

16
stories/CanadianBacon/16

17
stories/CanadianBacon/17

18
stories/CanadianBacon/18

19
stories/CanadianBacon/19

20
stories/CanadianBacon/20

21
stories/CanadianBacon/21

22
stories/CanadianBacon/22

23
stories/CanadianBacon/23

24
stories/CanadianBacon/24

25
stories/CanadianBacon/25

26
stories/CanadianBacon/26

27
stories/CanadianBacon/27

28
stories/CanadianBacon/28
(Click on the slideshow to see it in proper wide screen mode.)
Love this ! 🙂
I also liked how you wove the controversy about how long Sam was in Stanford. 😛
*clap clap clap clap* Fantastic!
Brilliant! LOVED it! More, please. 🙂
I laughed and laughed….thank you that was great!!!! 😀 😀
Awesome!!! I loved that for once, Dean was the one with the random info on nothing particularly relevant without doing any research. Perfect. 😉
That was great. Finished off my very long busy day with a good laugh thanx!! 😆 😆
I should be in bed, but comments are fun to answer! More fun than sleeping.
Citizen Kane 2, glad you liked the college controversy part. That was the impetus for the whole thing, and the pizza fight was just a way to get everyone angry so Dean could lay the info smackdown.
Annie, *bows at applause, waits for shower of roses*
Rose, there’s the shower of roses! Glad you liked it. Round 3 is in the works, never you fear! More is on the way.
Shawna, yay, glad you laughed and laughed some more. Maybe one day I’ll try a serious conversation. Nah, who am I kidding?? Funny is the way to go.
JSuck, I definitely wanted Dean to be the source of information here because no matter what the dialogue in the show was, you just know that Dean knew EXACTLY how long Sam had been away, probably to the day. So glad you liked that part of it.
Gerolyn, glad I could help cap off the day with a laugh. That’s how every day should end, as far as I’m concerned.
Thanks for commenting, everyone!
Oh, that was hilarious! My favourite line was: “You know who else liked pepperoni on their pizza? The yellow-eyed demon.”
I don’t know how you come up with this stuff, but it’s genius!
These *really* make me laugh XD XD … please keep them coming!!! 😀 😀 😀
This was great. Laughing myself silly and will continue to laugh at this for days to come. I am standing up and giving you a round of applause. This was just too fun! I like canadian bacon on my pizza, what’s wrong with Sam. (of course, I prefer pepperoni, but now that YED prefers it, I may have to rethink my pizza toppings.) 😀 😆 😀 😆
😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀
LMAOROFL!! *STANDING OVATION*
brilliant. cant stop laughing evrytime i read this
made my day 😛
specially Dean knew exactly how long sam had been to stanford.. hahahaha
Loved it Ardeospina….was giggling all the way through it.
I nearly fell off my chair seeing Sam and Dean’s expression when John ordered the Canadian Bacon on the pizza….too funny.
Why ? Why were you worried ?
I loved it and I am not alone .
Our Boy is so clever 😀
😮 OMG Dean put them both in their place! Who know he was more than just looks! LMFAO You go, boy!!!
This was definatly worth the wait Arde.
It turned out so good and I liked it how you threw together pics from various eps. The main thing was to get the facial expressions right.
Job well done. And I am waiting for the next one!
Where the heck is it?
That was simply great!
Loved how Dean settled it with exactly how long Sam was at Stanford. Way to go Dean!
Hilarious!
Pittsburgh, what do you have against pineapple?
Absolutely fantabulous, Flamey!!!
I love pepperoni on my pizza- does that make me a demon lover? A bad person? awwwh… this great piece ruined my fave pizza topping, okay, I might settle for tuna then… 😉
No worries, I’m kidding, of course. Love! Jas
Bravo *shower of roses*… Bravo *shower of roses*… Think I may now switch my fav pizza from perperoni and mushroom to canadian bacon and pineapple! 😆 I too giggled all the way thru… Wonderful job! Thanks for the laugh, it’s been a long week and it’s only Tuesday…
Ardeospina, I’m not much around here this summer simply because I work freaking too much, and if I stop by here it’ll take away hours of much needed sleep. But ever since you’ve started this theater, I stop by every day just to see if another one’s up! … If I fall asleep at work it’s your fault 😉
This makes my day, seriously, I giggle like an idiot and keep that grin on my face for a long time. Thanks so much for doing this!!!!!
Wow, thank you so much for commenting, everyone! In reply…
Elle, thanks! Not to toot my own horn or anything, but I liked that line, too! No idea where it came from but doesn’t it just sound like something John would know?
Trudi, glad to give you a laugh! I do plan to keep them coming as long as I can think up ideas.
Evelyn, thank you for the applause. *basks in the applause* You’re perfectly welcome to have Canadian bacon on your pizza. Just don’t invite Sam to dinner!
Dany, I have a fragile writer’s ego! That’s why I was worried! No, I don’t know, really. Sometimes I’ll write something up and think it’s passable and other times I just don’t know.
Hetal Winchester, more applause! You all should be careful or this might start going to my head. Of course Dean knew exactly how long Sam had been at Stanford! He’s actually very clever. Sam’s smart and Dean is clever.
Karen, careful on those chairs! Maybe you should read the next one lying down to avoid that problem. Their expressions were priceless for that one. As soon as I saw that, I knew it had to be in here somewhere. Praise be to their expressive faces!
Julie, glad you liked it! He is clever, isn’t he? And see my reply to Dany about why I was worried. It’s silly of me, but, you know, I’m a silly person.
Silver Cougar, he sure did! Yes, he’s much more than just looks. *nods*
Yirabah, glad it was worth waiting because these take much longer to make than posters, so you might be forced to wait in between stuff. I think most of these will end up with caps from different episodes. The first was an exception because that was once long scene between two episodes, so I got lucky! Lots of caps.
Bevie, thanks! Glad you enjoyed it. Dean sure did his research on that problem, didn’t he?
Randal, I like pineapple. It’s delicious! But the company it keeps…I mean, Canadian bacon? As a vegetarian, I am not in favor of Canadian bacon. It’s meat, for one. And it’s deceiving because it says it’s bacon but it’s really ham. It lies!!!!! Pineapple, I thought you had better judgment than that.
Jas, yay!! Glad you liked. Hmm, does liking pepperoni on your pizza make you a demon lover? I’m going to say yes. Yes, it does. But who cares? I’m sure there are plenty of nice demons out there… Tuna on pizza? Yuck! Do they really make that? Then again, the idea of any type of seafood on pizza makes me queasy. More for you!
Boobula, oh, you’re too kind, too kind. *smiles, blows kisses, and waves to adoring audience a la opera diva* Yes, eat more pineapple on your pizza! It’s delicious! You’re welcome for the laugh, and good luck with the rest of your week! Sounds arduous.
Freebird, aw, too much work! That stinks. We miss you around here!! You’re such a dear, stopping by to see if a new theater is up. That’s so sweet of you to say. I’m glad I can help make your day a little brighter. And never fear: the next one is in the works. I just need to get the pictures put in. So, fingers crossed, there will be a new one in the next week or so.
Wowza! This has me in stiches! Awesome Arde. Just pure awesome!
Not only did you make a theater of genius, but you gave us (me) John. Lovely lady. Wonderful lady. Dear lady.
*purrs happily*
And the looks of Sam and John at the end? Perfect!
Praise, praise. Applaud, applaud.
this was fantastic … shouldn’t have watched it in the office though, i nearly chocked to death on my coffee i laughed so hard but i couldn’t tell anyone why. Ya’ll are making me look insane to my co-workers.
bloody hilarious stuff mind.
ps what’s canadian bacon? how is it different from regular bacon, this brit ponders?
Canadian Bacon is back bacon. Does that help Bethany!?
Yvonne, yay, glad you liked it! I knew you would love John’s special appearance. Even if he does have questionable taste in pizza toppings, imho.
Bethany! The exclamation point really sells your name there. Love it. I do love some random laughter to confuse co-workers, too! Wonderful. Next time I’ll be sure to include a warning label: Not Safe For Work.
Also, I’m American, so the bacon we eat may be different from your bacon. Ours is usually cut from the belly and is rather fatty and cured within an inch of its life. Canadian bacon, as we call it, is cut, like Tigershire said, from the back or loin. It doesn’t have the same ingredients in the brine, so it tastes different. To me, Canadian bacon always seemed like ham and bacon tasted like…well, bacon. No other way to describe that. Mind, I don’t eat either now and the thought of all that fat in regular bacon is super gross, but yeah, hope that helps.
Thanks, Tigershire, for clearing up the bacon question!
How in the name of God did I miss this?? It’s brilliant!
“You know who else liked pepperoni on their pizza? The yellow eyed demon.”
“Exactly! [i]You[/i] left. And I bet you ordered pepperoni pizza every night, didn’t you?”
What’s worrying is that I could see this as being a typical conversation in Chateau Winchester!
Well, Tim, to be fair, I did write it a while ago. Maybe you were asleep that day. Glad you liked! I was going for believable conversation mixed with ludicrousness.
You’re welcome! We do have some fun stuff in the archives. If you’re looking for laughs, the Short Attention Span Theaters are always funny. Both Alice and I write those on occasion.
Ha! Smart Dean for the WIN! 🙂
Awesome Arde! So much drama and controversy in one presentation. First the pizza, then how long was Sam at Stanford? Gripping.
Great sourcing of first season pics too, makes me nostalgic.
Yeah, this is still funny. And the pictures fit the story so well. Sam and Dean’s look of incredulity when they hear the words ‘Canadian bacon’ (wtf is Canadian bacon anyway?) John look of fondness at Dean when he realises that Dean is just like him, hungry. His look of utter devastation when he realises Sam shares pizza topping preferences with the YED. I mean, if he ever needed definitive proof that Sam was touched by evil, then he has it right there.
I mean, who knew that pizza toppings could tell so much, I like cheese, all kinds of cheese and lots of it. I wonder what that says about me (apart from the fact that I’m cholesterol ridden).
Loved it Loved it. Personally I love Canadian Bacon on my pizza but usually with pepperoni (and all other processed meat products lol) on top as well.
On a side note…look how young the guys look in these pics. They are practically babies…..
Haha! Didn’t realize this was from 2 years ago and had forgotten it. When i saw post from Bevie i thought someone was impersonating me!! 😳
Guess i’m not too observant today. Anyway, it was fun to see again, like new! 😀
Such a great way to lure me back to the site. 🙂 I’ve been staying away because I didn’t watch season 7 – for the most part – at the same time as everyone else so now that it’s in re-reruns I am watching and thinking about what I’ve been reading about these past months. Looks like I did manage to catch all of it the first time around – though out of order – except for one episode I still need to see.
Anyway, posting one of these is a sure way to get me back here because that crazy Sam one is still something I think about when I just feel like laughing. This one was really great because it made me think about something I don’t think I ever pondered – just how far DID Sam get in college? It’s one of those things you know but you don’t think too hard on and this was like learning something!
Big fun. Ya’ll gotta keep these coming. I love how you are creating visual fan fiction this way. 😉
Oh and kill the bacon and pepperoni. What happened to good old sausage?
Oh my God! I laughed so much, I almost spewed my water! Thank you so much for this. And Dean being the smart one was just the icing on the cake, and the WTF expressions from Sam and John, priceless! Just to close off this discussion, just order BOTH bacon and pepperoni on pizza, that’s what I do.
Dean said “ergo”! Love it!