Supernatural Limericks
One girlfriend of Sam’s was a were
Whose demise provided no cheer,
Had she been a nice dog,
He’d thrown her a small log
And that way she’d still be here.
There was a young hunter called Dean,
With eyes sparkling in green,
And a smile shining bright,
Made fans’ hearts come alight,
Whenever he graced our screen.
A small town’s trustworthy priest
Became possessed, in short: a beast,
When the boys came along
His plans went all wrong
Now’s he’s happily deceased.
A handsome tall guy, a brood,
Who’s fate seemed nothing but screwed,
He did all he could
And turned out good,
Let’s hope it didn’t ruin his mood.
There once was an angel named Anna
A real tough hard-hearted Hannah
Michael made her a fried dish
Left was only her last wish
To have taken a job in Botswana.
This is some praise to our favourite show
That made us happier than we may know,
When the new season starts
There’ll be smiles in our hearts
And with joy we’ll be aglow.
And now – off to extreme limericking, dear readers. Have fun!
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Jasminka, what you did start,
Your love of limmericks you did impart,
With it youre not possessive,
You know I`m obsessive,
And I`ve really taken this one to heart.
Sorry for this first one , couldn`t help myself and cant find enough rhymes for `freckles`
There was a young man called Dean,
Who had eyes exceedingly green,
And just to the south,
He possess a mouth,
That inspire some thoughts quite obscene.
This one is more for you Jas
Sam was very dutyful,
He embarks on quests always fruitful,
The problem for foes,
They are all full of woes,
Because he is just so damn beautiful.
An angel called Castiel,
Rescued a hero from Hell,
He then proved his worth,
By remaining on earth,
But he never did work out his cell.
Bobby cares about others,
Especially two brothers,
One was scared of midgets,
They both could be idjits,
He loves them but he never smothers
Mary was the boys Mother,
A hunter, she went undercover,
But not a good feeling,
She was torched on the ceiling,
And now they just have each other.
Two boys had a Father called John,
Some think he treated them wrong,
He had no cause to fear,
However they jeer,
`Cos he always has Yvonne.
(sorry Yvonne, I needed the rhyme!)
An angel called Zachariah,
Pushed Dean to the wire,
To put him back in his place,
He said he`d stab him in the face,
And no one can call him a liar.
Ruby drove us round the bend,
Pretending to be Sammys` friend,
Dean was not her fan,
Didn`t follow her plan,
And he sure got her in the end.
When Dean was in danger of pain,
Sam came to his rescue again,
He was not so simple,
Doesn`t rely on his dimples,
And uses his upstairs brain.
And finally at the risk of setting Randal off again.
The demon called Casey was hotter,
In the cellar Dean thought he had got her,
He was very suprised,
She turned out quite nice,
But Sam didn`t think so, He shot her.
And I will stop now I promise , be warned this is totally addictive
Thanks Jas , for setting me off! 😀
Julie, hilarious – happy to have set you off… Go ahead, spoil us with limericks, as it is fun and uplifting for spirits down. Thank you so much for sharing yours!!!
Much love, Jas
Great limericks you’ve done here, Jasminka
Many have really made me think-a
But rhyming is hard
And I’m really no bard
So I’ll leave these to you with a wink-a.
I cheated! 😆
These are awesome! Thanks again for the shout out Julie. Thought I’d finally try to give it a whirl.
Dean tried the poetry program
But couldn’t find a rhyme for ‘Shut up Sam.’
So to his surprise,
Sam’s request he did comply
And dropped his give a damn sham
I’m reaching on this one, I know.
There once were three valient men,
Family with much in common.
Self sacrifice was their way
Ending in hell fire flambe!
But happily for escape they’d more than just yen
Well this isn’t addictive at all!
Alice went to comic con and toiled,
Then posted “Enter not or you’ll be spoiled.”
But I couldn’t resist
The siren call of that list,
So now S6 anticipation is embroiled.
Oh, Jas you really did!!! Been hoping you’d do limericks ever since the one on the zombie alligator–these are awesome! But I still can’t read page 2, it keeps coming up blank for me–bwah :cry:: Jenniffer, help?
Flamey, Yvonne and Elena M – so happy you enjoyed this!
Yvonne, Noooo… not addictive at all :-)Don’t have a cure for it, I’m afraid. Love your rhymes, dear
Absolutely love your choices! And Flamey, don’t worry, cheating is allowed – steal from the best!
ElenaM, just let Alice and Jenniffer know via the ContactUs button (and/or open the print-page, there you will see the whole article)
Would you happen to remember the zombie alligator one? I didn’t write it down and it keeps eluding me… sniff
Love Jas