Forbidden Elephants: The Most Forbidden, Issue #4, Part One
Sexual Issue #4: Walk like a Man, My Son
Or Dean is Scully, Sam is Mulder, and Why Supernatural has been slashed
Obligatory Awkward Dialogue before the Uncomfortable Incest Part, or My Interpretation of Intellectual Foreplay
1. Throughout this portion of the Forbidden Elephants essay, I will make occasional soundtrack suggestions to make it easier for some readers and put them in a calm state of mind. Or to just screw with you. Depends on the song.
First song. Enjoy:
2. I’ll throw in a pretty picture for effect:
(I’m objectifying Jensen, I know, but I’ve already objectified Jared, so fair is fair. And come on, people, a bed and Dean Winchester? It’s a gift to y’all’s imaginations, but no need to thank me.)
3. And just to make sure, let me state, “All ye who enter here be forewarned! All ye who enter here be forewarned!” (Warning enough? Need more?)
Okay, we’re about to get down and dirty with the Wincesters, y’all, so buckle up ’cause it’s too late to stop the train! We’re going down, baby, like a ten dollar hooker on a wasted frat boy!
By the way, if you haven’t guessed it by now, this is going to offend you.
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ROTFLMAO! Great job! 😀
Well, that’s one way to look at it, I guess.
I don’t suppose it matters but Dean says he’s Mulder.
Wow…just Wow! I think a shower might help about now.
That was too good. You know, I never even thought of the boys that way until I started reading stuff on this site. I think I’m somewhat of an innocent. Boy, the wool has been ripped off of my eyes now! I was never interested in reading fanfiction before, I certainly do not want to read it now!
Thanks so much Linda, you write with a great sense of humour.
Thanks Sylvie. I hope that you are not turned off of fanfiction, though. My observation was hyperbolic. There are many great fanfics out there, both general and “wincest”-centric. I am really offering an exaggerated sense of some of these things. Some, though, I do hold water.
Such fun. 😛 I love the way you wield a two-edged sword with words: one side sharp and biting and the other falling down hilarious. Thank you for brightening my day. 🙂
Thank you, Marilyn (make me blush). I’m glad it brightened your day!
– hot guys who love each other and make love….in an Impala, or in some fanfics, on the Impala, next to it, and I don’t even want to think of the ones that have them with the Impala –
girl, that’s gold
I just found this site & I’m really enjoying your essays. Thanks!
🙂