Not a contest entry here, but just a friendly admin notice since we haven't been too clear about this on "Caption This". Site rules need to be obeyed here as well as on the article comments. We haven't had too much trouble, but every once in a while a post comes along where we need to send a reminder. Recently though, we've also found the need to update our rules since it's been about 5 years. I have posted our updated WFB Site Rules down below in the "Essentials" section. Here is the new rule:

Any posts may not be disrespectful of any culture, individual, lifestyle, political or religious belief, and may not incite violence. We also ask that posts not be excessively vulgar or sexually explicit. This is a place for fun, where everyone should feel welcome.

https://www.thewinchesterfamilybusiness.com/articles-by-news-categories/64-rules

Thanks everyone, and I'm looking forward to seeing all your creative captions this week!

Young Boy: “I’m no expert but isn’t it better to use multiple flip top lighters than to curse the darkness?”

Young Boy: “All these lighters and you couldn’t throw a little butane in the bag?”

Young Boy: “All these lighters and you couldn’t throw some butane in the bag?”

Ford: "I don't think we're in Kansas anymore Toto."

Ford "How many lighters so you think I could juggle?"

Ford "You know this would be a lot easier if someone just invented a Light Stick"
Carrie "Sabre, Ford. Make that a Light Sabre"

Ford "The bugs were this big"
Mary "You don't need to exaggerate to stay in Monster Club"