Sam "What a luxury, more than one card to play"

While playing poker Sam wonders why all of his cards are two of clubs.....oh wait....

Sam: "Gin!"

*Dean rushes in* "Djinn?
What? Where! I thought we were hunting Shifters!"

Dean: "Strip Poker?"

Sam: "Gin Rummy."

Sam: "Gin!"

Dean: "Djinn?"

Beverly: "Make that two!"

Dean" "Djinns?"

Heddy: "And tonics."

Olivia: "I'll be upstairs in my secret lair. Idiots.""

Dean: "Strip poker?"

Sam: "Gin Rummy."

Dean: "Strip Rummy?"

Heddy: "Go fish!"

Beverly: "Well we could but don't you want to finish the game first?"

Sam: "Euchre?"

Dean: "Gesundheit!"

Heddy: "Oh Sam. We bet with chips, not old bottle caps."

Beverly: "Its a good thing he's gorgeous."

*With just his shirt remaining, Sam is starting to suspect the ladies are cheating*

Dean:: "Cougarsharks. I suspected as much."

*Down to just his shirt, Sam realizes he has yet to draw a wild card*

Beverly: "So what game shall we play?"

Heddy: "Anything but Old Maid."

The Winner of this hand Dean!

Heddy "You could always use your Brother as collateral, Sam"
Beverly "Or your honour, that would work for me"

Dean "Dude, you gotta know the house always wins"

Heddy: "Well honestly! Here we are, it's Sunday already and your Mr.Other Other is a no-show."

Sam: "He's not mine. No relation. At least that I know of and I'm not looking to embrace any more brothers from another mother. It's all I can handle at times having to claim Dean."

Beverly: "Ooh! Theres more of you to claim? Do tell!"

Heddy: "Pooh. How is one supposed to conduct a proper game of Bridge without a fourth?"

Beverly: "Theres always strip pok-"

Sam: "We've already gone over this-"

Beverly: "Well can you blame me? At least remove your shirt and cool down. Look at you, you're all sweaty. Here, let me wipe you off."

Dean: "Back! Get back you Harpies! If anybody gets to wipe Sam down, it's me!"

Heddy: "Damn. We really should have trusted our initial instincts. Homosexual murderers."

Beverly: "Incestual Leopold and Loeb. Our losing streak continues..."

Dean: "What? First off, Leopold and Loeb were not related. And second, how does my gently wiping sweat from my younger brothers gleaming pecs while paying particular attention to that one spot on his neck where the moisture pools justttt under his Adam's apple give you any indication that - Oh my God that sounded so gay!"

Sam: "Pretty much."

Heddy: So Beverly? Harelip with the yacht?"

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Dean: "So Sam? Poker?"

Sam: "Strip?"

Dean: "Well, let me ask you. Would two murderous, gay, flannel wearing, incestual brothers play it any other way?"

Sam: "You forgot trailer trash rolling in an American made. And the fact that we're not gay or incestuous."

Dean: "Hey. Just trying to get the Cougars back in the cage for you Sammy."

Sam: "How about a game of Go Fish instead. While we wait."

Dean: "Hope Nate doesnt take too long. After all, we've got work to do."

Sam: "That is so my line!"

Dean: "Is not."

Sam: "So is."

Dean: "Amended Dean Winchester Driver Rule #1. Subsection A: Dealer-"

Sam: "picks."

Dean: "and shotgun?"

Sam: "Shuts his cakehole. Subsection A? You really have been hanging out with Crowley too much.
That's another thing. Isnt the correct phrase Piehole? And who says you get to be dealer anyway?"

Dean: "Subsection B. Now I'm hungry. Looks like this is going to turn out to be a long night.
So Sammy? How does "Cougar with a big, beautiful, mahogany Sunfish" sound to you?"

Sam: "Stay classy Dean."

Sam * Finally, full size teacups!*

Sam * My spidey senses tell me there's suspicious activity in those over dramatic drapes *