Hey Nate! Arent you the least bit curious what the Deputys submission would have been? Guess we'll never know.

Or do we?


You know my little scenarios regarding the timeliness of the Caption Contest are all in fun, right? Nothing but love for you from my end! We thank you for all you do even if Cas and Dean can be a little testy about it.

Lucifer: "Don't look at me. It was Dean's turn to take the garbage out!"

Lucifer "Who, me? Nope. I'd know better then to slap Dean Winchester's ass"

Lucifer "Aw c'mon if you give me Sammy, I can give you wealth, fame, girls...all Dean can give you is a lousy Colt and a hangdog face"

It's all, good, AlyCat22. I enjoy the little novels you and Marion write on here and try to hit the like button when I spot them.

Dean: "You hear that Sammy? We're good. AlyCats in the clear. Bygones be bygones and all that crap. No hard feelings. Everything's copacetic. So I'm forgiven. Right? Cas too? C'mon man, I wasnt lookin' to piss the dude off!"

Sam: "Dude has a name and if NATES cool with it who am I to say no? But you've got to understand if he were to quit because of me or something my idiot brother did - to lose that I cant even explain how devastated I'd be. Let's face it, between the weekly contest, the research and the infrequent sex - thats pretty much the highlight of my life. I cant think of anything worse."

Dean: "Well theres infrequent sex..."

Lucifer: "So that's how it's going to be? Angel and The Bad Man are forgiven but not me? Me!"

Sam: "Well on a scale of 1 to infinity, in comparison I'd say theirs was a rather mild indiscretion."

Lucifer: "I'll tell you what's worse Bunk Buddy. So much very more worse-"

Sam: "What could be so much very more worse? Besides your phrasing?"

Dean: "Almost non existent sex?"

Sam: "Infrequent!"

Dean: "Yeah, that's what I said."

Lucifer: "Shut up! I'm painting a verbal picture here. Fire and Brimstone! Torture! I'm talking Hell."

Sam and Dean (in unison):
"Nah!"

Lucifer: "I hate it when they do that!"

Dean: "Alright then. We good Sam? Cause we gotta get that big brain of yours to cook up the winning caption. It looks like its gonna be a tough one this week. Wonder if Nate has a No Angel policy? Maybe we should mention it. I mean it's not like we can tie one wing behind his back to make it fair. Did I tell you he cheats at Twister?"

Lucifer: "Tell the truth Sammy. Does this make me look fat?"

Who Wore It Better Winchester Edition

Lucifer: "I make a much better Dean than Crowley!"

Dean: "What?"

Crowley: "Private performance, darling. You really should've been there."

Dean: "Apparently I was!"

Lucifer: "Alright now. Sing it with me. ?Me and my shadow ?

Dean: "This does not require a weapons discharge!"

Lucifer: "So that's what were calling it now?"

Dean: "He ate all the pie!"

Sam: "Well he is evil."

Lucifer: "Wait a minute Cowboy. Beer, yes. Burgers, maybe. But the pie that's all on Bobby!"

Bobby: "I'm dead, you idjit."

Lucifer: "Kevin!"

Kevin: "Veil."

Lucifer: "Charlie!"

Charlie: "Permanently peaced out. Bitches!"

Dean: "So not only is he evil but he sucks at lying!"

Lucifer: "Deception."

Dean: "Yeah, that too."

Lucifer: "Say yes and all this will be yours!"

Sam: "What, the warehouse?"

Lucifer: "I give up."

Lucifer with a British accent:
"Say yes Sam and one day all this will be yours!"

Sam: "What? The warehouse?"

Lucifer still w/accent: "No, not the warehouse, lad."

Dean: "Skip it. Its wasted on him. He hates all things Python."

Lucifer: "And you call me evil!"

Sam: "I'm your Huckleberry. Minus the tuberculosis."

Dean "Sammy, I told you a million times, don't pick up random hitchhiker's"
Lucifer" Who are you calling random?"

Dean "Nate... I've had a quiet word with @marion and @Alycat22.. they promise to keep their high spirits strictly on captions"
Lucifer " I'm not making those sorta promises... I may be the devil on their shoulders....."

Dean Winchester: Hunter, Righteous Man & Big Brother.
Lucifer: Fallen Archangel, Master Manipulator & not so Righteous Man.

Sam Winchester *Confused*

Dean: Look, he’s tried to kill us…more than once!

Lucifer: Hey, I’m not the bad guy here.

Lucifer " I'm calling dibs on shotgun"

I didn’t eat your pie Sam, the Hallucifer did!!

Lucifer '"Aw c'mon Sammy, if you say yes, I get to be a real boy"
Dean "Sam, you do that, I'm not playing Jiminy Cricket again"

Dean "I'm sorry, did you just say Lucifer drove my damn car?
Lucifer " I told you not to tell him ....what happened to the plan Sam?"

Entry from Tara Gaea on twitter.
https://twitter.com/sitharamihir/status/1421365751110275076?s=11
They're saiying "Pick me! Pick me!"
They're thinking "Mine! Mine!"
Sam's picking his prom date.