Ness: "Remember now. We're just gonna talk."

Dean: "Talk. Right. Just a friendly "conversation" You sure he's here?"

Ness: "Last known. Though honestly? Intels shaky. I mean, one minute hes here, the next hes gone. Like a ghost."

Dean: "Or some sort of heart sucking, possessed, satanic, crack whore bat."

Ness: "Easy there boyscout.
A bit harsh don't you think? Besides, aren't you related?"

Dean: "As in 23 and Me? Dunno. Could be."

Ness: "You mean as in 23 Skiddo."

Dean: "What?

Ness: "What?"

Dean: "Regardless. And if we are blood? That makes this 100 times worse. He has one job. One. Is that so hard?"

Ness: "One? One? He ain't no bindlestiff. Hes a busy man. I'm sure if you had to look over all those scenes and choose just the right one your eyes would bleed out of their sockets. Not to mention the burden and responsibility to then have to decide on the best entry week after week? You'd run howlin' for the nut house. ya Nancy."

Dean: "Nance. Pretty sure It's nance."

Ness: "My century, my rules."

Dean: "Ya gotta understand. Sammy looks forward to Saturday. Waits patiently. for that one day. The guy loves it. The competition, the challenge. He has so little in his life. Me and the weekly Caption Contest. That's pretty much it."

Ness: "What theres no crosswords in the future? Cards? Whats a good boardgame?"

Dean: "Boardgame? Yeah, no. Wouldnt know. I'm too busy having sex with women."

Ness: "Really? Cause I never would have thought it by the way you gave that soldier boy the silent "How ya doin'"
out in front of the shop."

Dean: "Uniform damn it. Uniform. Besides is it so strange for one guy to appreciate another guy in uniform? I'll shut up now."

Ness: "Good. Now focus. We'd better get on with it. I wouldnt want to deprive poor future deprived, sad, sexless Sammy."

Dean: "It's Sam."

Ness: "What?"

Dean: "I'm the only one who gets to call him Sammy."

Ness: "Right. Uniform you say?"

Dean: "What?

Ness: "What?"

Dean " Untouchable Housecleaning, we've come to vacuum"
Ness *That guy's been hit on the head once too often*

Dean *I'm so getting his autograph*

Elliot Ness "You hunt monsters on your own dime?"
Dean "I'm gonna take the fifth on that"

Ness: "Shhh! ... You smell that?"

Dean " This is the best game of sleeping lions ever!"

Elliot Ness...Demon Hunter. Now that would have been a spinoff.

Dean: "So, bindlestiff. Is this a good thing or a bad-"

Ness: "Let it go already!"

Dean: "Hey ma. We're home!"

Dean: "You're a bindlestiff. Bindlestiff."

Who Wore the Outfit Best?

Dean "So No Beer?"
Elliot Ness " We still have pie"
Dean "Awesome"

Housebreaking, The Chicago Way!