Dean: "I got nuthin."

Sam: "Yeah, me either."

Me: "You both suck at captioneering!"

Dean: "We dont have to stand here and take this abuse."

Sam: "Kinda do. We're waiting for our Uber."

Dean "Vacation time?"
Sam "Who are you and what did you do with my brother?"

Dean "It's a well known fact. Big Brothers are always right"
Sam " Um, remember that time"
Dean " Ok.ok. just get in the damn car"

Dean "The state of the world today, all those apocalyptic events, I feel like Jack , clinging to the headboard getting hypothermia"
Sam "Does that make me the iceberg?"
Dean "Rose, definitely, Rose"

HEY! I deserve partial credit for the Jack/Rose scenario!
Titanic scene stealer!

- Nuthin but love for you tho. - AC22

(I was reading it thinking: l "I recognize-wait, I didnt send anything but the one...am I losing my mind? Didnt I send this in my Gmail to-damn it Marion!!!"

Yes Yes you did Aly....my magnificent muse! I am not worthy......
Credit to @Alycat22

Dean "Hey girl, I hear you been plagiarizing from @AlyCat22"
Me " um err...."
Dean "I have guns ya know....?"
Sam "And appearently Dean's digested a dictionary.

Dean " Monsters or Monster Trucks?"
Sam "Monsters with Monster Trucks?"
Dean " Better call Bobby"

Sam "Let's settle this the old way, Rock, Paper, Scissors"
Dean " Ok Sammy, but remember last time you tried this when you watched the Weregirl, she tried to rip your face off?"

Jensen: "We good?"

Jared: "We're good."

Dean: "Good. Now everybody can just shut their damn traps about it!"

Dean and Sam as Jared and Jensen playing Sam and Dean:

Dean: "Damn! I'm starting to think these guys lives ain't all ice cream and strippers after all!"

Sam: "I know. Fandom, right?"

Chuck: "You'd think it was the friggin' Apocalypse."

If you know now what we will end up doing...in the end...mind blown

Dean, I’m not doing the truffle shuffle just so I can get in the car

Jared: "So "Da Boys"? Like "Da Club"?

Jensen: "So "Walker"? Like "Medical Walker?"

Dean *Mmm, Bacon Double Cheeseburger*
Sam * Mmm, Salad*

Dean: "So my leather jacket?"

Sam: "I'll never tell."

Sam * There's a podcast on Neutron Stars and Black Holes tonight*
Dean *Tonight maybe we could grab a few Beers, hustle some Pool*

You can never go wrong with the usual...

Dean: Bitch
Sam: Jerk

Dean " Whatever happened to your Greyhound
T-Shirt?"

Dean: "Whatever happened to the amulet?"

Sam: "After Hell? File 13? High School Musical? Chuck and the fog..."

Sam: "Whatever happened to that cardboard amulet?"

Dean: "Chew toy."

Sam: "I lost my shoe."

Dean: "No you didn't."

Sam: "My shoe again!"

Dean: "That or your laptop."

Sam: "What's wrong with your shoe?"

Dean: "My steel toed? SPCA would like a word with you."

Sam: "Damn it Dean. Miracles slobbered on my laptop!"

Dean: "Can't blame everything on the dog, Sam."

Sam: "What?"

Dean: "What?"

Dean: "Burning daylight. Route 666 awaits!"

Sam: So ease on down the road?"

Dean: "To get my kicks!"

Sam: "Thats not really a thing Dean."

Dean: "No? Ask Cassie. Devils in the details Sammy!"

Sam: "So that's what they're calling it now."

Dean: “Man, I say we drive over to his place. Right now. Pay him a friendly little visit. Get some things straightened out once and for all.”

Sam: “Lousy plan. One, we don’t know where he lives and Two, it’s the Fourth of July. So cool down and cut the guy some slack!”

Dean: “C’mon. How hard can it be, Research Boy? How many Winchesters could there possibly be in the White Pages anyway?”

*Sam bitch face*

Dean: “Okay, point taken. But where would WE be if we should - God forbid - just take time off and ignore our responsibilities? Kick back and relax, cold beer in hand, cooler full, just watching a game or movie on TV?”

Sam: “Maybe unintentionally set a field or two on fire due to unbridled enthusiasm? Hey, I’m not seeing the downside here...”

Dean: “Monsters, Sam. There are people to save. Lives at stake! At least we take hunting - our jobs - seriously. He-“

Sam: “Words, Dean.”

Dean: “Well, somebody must have taught him. Expected him to carry on the importance of-“

Sam: “Importance of what? Captioning? Over-identify much? It’s a weekly contest Dean, hardly the Tet Offensive. Hey, speaking of, I think theres a little Mom and Pop coming up. Maybe they -“

Dean: “You always were a selfish bastard, always thinking about yourself! If I were as-“

Sam: “Uh-huh. Exits coming up...”

Dean: “Well so much for the keen eye and sharpened observational skills of a Hunter. Mom and Pop. I don’t know how you missed that billboard advertisement for “Pyro-technically We Should Be Illegal”?”

Sam: “I didn’t. It’s right across the street from the Mom and Pop. Gotta get beer and snacks somewhere. And pie. Celebratory pie.”

Dean: “Alright already. You talked me into it. No self respecting person would turn down suds and pie. Besides, if Other Other can blatantly ignore his obligations then I guess we can too. This time. So. Two torched fields, coming right up!”

Sam: “One. We don’t want to start a conflagration.”

Dean: “A what?”

Sam: “Happy Fourth of July, Dean!”

Dean: “and a Merry Independence Day to you, Sammy!”



*And to all of you guys too!*
* Please forgive me Nate. *

-AC22