Dean " You tell anyone about this, I WILL break your nose"

Hey Nate, we were just putting the salt in the trunk to come look for you ...

Dean " When I said I try anything once, this was not what I had in mind"

Sam " This was a side to you I never wanted to see"

Sam " Seriously dude, in that get up you could audition for The Sound of Music"
Dean " Get me outta here, or I swear I will Von Trap your ass"

Dean " I'm not a Ken Doll"

Sam: “Your have excellent knee reflexes.”

Dean: “Good. All the better to kick your ass!”

Sam: “You have very athletic calves.”

Sam: “Bet my purple whippet shirts looking pretty good right about now.”

Sam: “Funny Im just now noticing your uncanny resemblance to the Von Trapp Family.”

Dean: “The Captain?”

Sam: “No, Marta.”

Cas: “May I borrow your outfit? Hot date tonight.”

Jensen: “Damn you Kripke. You better make up for this!”

Eric: “Patience, young Padawan.”

Dean: “I’ll take a piece of that pie!”

Sam: “It’s pizza.”

Dean: “Way to screw up a rescue Sam.”

I forgot my safe word, Sammy!

Sam: “You chose this outfit?”

Dean: “His selection was pretty limited.”

Dean: “Mind watching where you point that sharp object there Sam?”

Sam: “One day you’ll look back on this with your grandkids and laugh.”

Dean: “There aren’t going to be grandkids if you don’t watch what you’re doing!”

Sam: “Local community theatre called. They’d like their costume back.”

Sam: “Yodeling?”

Dean: “When in Rome...”

Sam: “Austria.”

Dean: “All we need is Mick Dundees didgeridoo.”

Sam: “Cheated on our GED did we?”

Dean: “It was an electrifying experience Sam.”

Sam: *Primo blackmail potential*

Dean: “Breakfast every morning and laundry for a month...”

Sam: “Keep going...”

Dean: “As if the outfit wasn’t bad enough.”

Sam: “Did he throw the switch?”

Dean: “I’m commando, Sam!”

Dean, the lederhosen is cute, but you’re to old to try out as a VonTrapp kid in ‘The Sound of Music’

Dean: “Admit it. I look good!”

Dean: “Wait till you see my second act!”

Dean: “No Can, I will not be modeling it for you later on in private!”

Cas: “You make it really hard to believe I can’t have what I want when you dress like that.”

Dean: “See what happens when you disappear on us for over a week, Nate?”

Sam: “Gone on a “hunting trip.” Riiiight...”

Dean: “What’s next. A spin-off?”

Dean: “Wait til you see my tap interpretation of a “Single Man Tear” during the Interlude!”

Dean: “You know when you get an itch where you can’t scratch?”

Dean: “It’s like I was saying-“

Sam: “You know I can just leave you here instead.”

Dean: “A little bondage, she says. A little playful slap and tickle, she says. When did 50 Shades involve electrocution?”

Sam: “Is there no trouble you won’t get into with the promise of pie?”

Dean: “It was blueberry, Sam!”

Sam: “If a van drives up offering pie, don’t get in!”

Dean: “Hamburgers too!”

Sam: “Well that’s different!”

Dean: “Really?”

Sam: “No you idiot. Remind me how we are even related?”

Dean: “Thank God! you made it!”

Sam: “Close call huh?”

Dean: “I’ll say! I never took Miracle out this morning!”

Sam " Well at least the iron restraints were real enough to protect you from incoming ghosts"
Dean " So not helping Sam"

Dean: “I draw the line at a feathered cap! And no tassels!”

Sam: ok Dean, you're gonna feel a little tingle. Don't worry, it's totally normal.

Dean * If only it getting off Chuck's hamster wheel was as easy as calling your brother for help*

Dean " I'd have managed, I had a plan"
Sam " What? Were you going to yodel at him?"
Dean " Hey, I know all the words to Maria"
Sam " That's West Side Story, Dean"
Dean " Close enough!"

Dean 'Maria, I just met a girl called Maria"
Sam ' Wrong musical Dude, try Raindrops on Roses, whiskers on kittens"
Dean "Ha, I knew it you, I knew you were secretly a Julie Andrews fan"

Dean: “Writers of fan fic are gonna have a field day with this one!”

Dean: “Cas is going to be so jealous.”

Dean: “So I get it, flannels not really your thing...”

Dean: “I get it. Flannels boring but just try replacing this get up at your local Salvation Army store!”

Dean: “I know Dracula, and you Sir are no Dracula!”

Dean: “Hey Lugosi! Do you know how hard dog urine is to get out of upholstery?”

Sam " I'm going to need a lot of Purell to scrub this image from my eyes"

Dean " She promised Apple Strudel..."
Sam *How are we even related*

Dean: "He's at it again Sam!"

Sam: "Who Nate? Hes a busy guy Dean. He has a life you know."

Dean: "Hes a Winchester! What would happen if we rested on the job? There are people to save and things to hunt! The Family Business, Sam! We put our lives on the line every single day. What danger does he face? Slow Internet?"

Sam: "Yeah well, he is more of a writer, not a hunter."

Dean: "That explains it."

Sam: "You gotta get over this man. "Every writer is a liar" thing."

Dean: "Or a crazed, omnipresent, omniscient-"

Sam: "Omnipotent'"

Dean: "Woah, woah! I dont think Chuck had any problems in that area Sam and it'd be wrong of us to assume that Other, Other might-"

Sam: "What? Omnipotent. Omni. Not impo. It means- you know what? I'm just, I think Nate would be okay with me leaving you here."

Dean: "Fine. Until the next contest. Before you go at least grab me a couple slices, will ya?"