What?! Watch it Other, Other Winchester! So. Not only did Marion and I lose but we were publically insulted in a very weird complimentary sort of way. I think were affronted? Or flattered. Or both. Isnt that right Marion? Yes. Yes, I think we are. Affronted that is. Oh screw it. A compliments a compliment.
We'll take it! I think. Marion?

Dean: "The secret to Rock, Paper, Scissors is..."

AC22

Dean: "You think Busty Asian Beauties is something wait until you see the cartoon porn!

Dean: "So I gotta ask. You two into twin on twin action?"

Dean: "Trust me. One of my best pick up lines is-"

Sam: "Oh, don't do the hot. coffee thing..."

AUDean: "So cartoon porn. Are we talking mouse on mouse action or?"

Sam: "The worlds not ready for two Deans..."

Haha you got us Nate, which gives me a caption idea


Dean "? is this real, is it just fantasy??"
Both Sam's together with a duel eye roll "There is NO singing in Supernatural"

Dean: “Unless you're posing as a teddy bear doctor...ditch the sweater!!”

Dean: "So your drycleaning bills have to be enormous!"

Dean: "So DoubleMint Gum Company called..."

Dean: "So. Tap dancing?"

Dean: “Tentacle porn...yes it’s real, and no you don’t want personal experience with it!”

Dean: "Hentai!"

AUDean: "Gesundheit!"

AUDean: "Rule #1."

AUSam: "Passenger picks the music, driver shuts his keghole!"

Dean: "And you call yourself a Dean!"

Dean: "Not much room for an arsenal in that trunk!"

AUDean: "Arsenal?"

Dean: "And you call yourselves Hunters!"

Dean: "This looks like about six feet, right?"

AUDean: "So what's with the telescope?"

Dean: "Why? Did you touch it too?!"

AUDean: "Annnnd were leaving!"

Dean: "So, armaments?"

AUDean: "Well if you mean our steam trouser press, then of course!"


-AC22

AUSam. "Do these colored plastic rings bear any significance?"

Dean: "Other than something to spin or world domination? No."

I killed Hitler. Beat that, bitches!

Parent Trap: The Remix

Dean: "Look guys. We need your help on this special hunt. Needs to be handled carefully and quietly. A lot is at stake."

AUSam: "Will it involve me having to lose my man bun?

Dean: "What? No!"

AUDean: "Oh, thank goodness!"

Dean: "At least I dont think so. Stay focused, will ya!"

Sam: "Deans right. What we are up against is pure evil. A creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived-"

Dean: "Excuse me. Monty Python? Really? And you make fun of my Braveheart speech-"

Sam: "Shut up. So, brave Hunters, if you do doubt your courage and your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth!"

Dean: "Alright, alright! Ignore him - he gets a little carried away with his inspirational speeches-"

Sam: *cough* Braveheart! *cough*

AUSam: "What is this horrible creature and from whence did it come?"

AUDean: "And will it require the use of the steam slack press?"

Dean: "No one has ever seen it so we arent sure. All that is known is it goes by AlyCat and that it is extremely prolific!"

AUSam: "As in offspring?"

Sam: "If you consider captions offspring, then, yeah."

AUDean: "Captions?"

Sam: "A few lines of text used to explain or elaborate on published photographs. Humorous or otherwise."

AUDean: "What about your local hunters?"

Dean: "Word is that The Other, Other Winchester, no relation, tried to take it on but failed miserably. Truly a formidable foe!"

AUSam: "Who? The Other, Other?"

Dean: "Ha! He wishes! No. AlyCat. Quick and cunning.. "

AUSam: "The Other, Other?"

Dean: "AlyCat again. But he would like to think so! As far as Other I'd have to give him one shell... "

AUSam: "Ouch. Brutal. And this AlyCat kills by caption? By humor?"

Dean: "Oh it tries to! It thinks its so clever. Flooding the site with entry after entry...trying to drown out all other competitors. Running off the newbies by aggressively, nay, rudely taking over the board."

Sam: "Deadly scourge. Exploiting the situation for its own gain. So you see now why it must die!"

Dean: "So are you with us?"

AUDean: "Uh, I'm still a little
stuck on the whole death awaits, big, pointy teeth....

AUSam: "And you werent exactly clear on the whole "losing the man bun" thing..."

AUDean: "Sacred man bun thing!"

AUSam: "Which would be an unspeakable tragedy. Not to mention the dry cleaning bill.
And can you imagine scuffing up these magnificent sparkly Salvatore Ferragamo loafers? I"d sooner die. So sadly, no. We will not be able to join your quest but we certainly do wish you the best of luck! To Sam and Dean!"

AUDean: "Bravest Hunters ever!" *clink*

Dean: "What happened to the successful world wide Hunters? The business built from scratch!? The two planes?"

AUSam: "Oh you thought? No, no, no, no, no. We dont hunt as much as - delegate."

AUDean: "Successful Trust Fund Delegating Babies you mean! Watching others deploying, tracking and managing? Its exhausting! The two planes are on standby cause you never know when you might want to jet off to some exotic local..."

AUSam: "Ah Trustfunds."

AUDean: "Best fiduciary relationship ever!" *clink*

Dean: "Right. So, no help then. Awesome. Say, did Sam have a chance to show you the arsenal in Babys trunk? No? Theres one specific weapon I'm just dying for you to see..."

Sam: "Dean.... Dean!"



You know I luv ya Nate! AC22

When you finally take time to self-reflect and realize you’ve been a bitch lately

You know you've been spending too much time working from home when you start seeing double of yourself AND your Brother , dressed in plaid..

Dean: "Its like looking in a fun house mirror. Minus the fun."

Dean: “Blah, blah, blah, Corona virus, blah, blah, world wide pandemic, blah, blah.”

AUSam: “So you’re saying we jumped out of the fire and into the frying pan.”

Dean: “Pretty much.”

Dean: “Uh Sam, would you say our AU doubles suddenly dropping in out of nowhere violate self quarantine regulations?”

Dean: “This Bunker is warded against any and all evil!”

AUSam: “Including deadly viruses?”

Sam: "So what's it like to be Dean?"

AUDean: "A devilishly handsome-"

AUSam: "And rich-"

AUDean: "-and rich, ladies man?"

Sam: No. Bowlegged."

Dean: ‘ so who ordered the pineapple pizza? Oh, buddy, we need to talk”

10 Things Only Moms of Quadruplets Will Understand.