Well I didn't hate ALL of it.
When I started this video, I actually intended to be semi-positive, even was prepared to give it a 3 out of 5. But then as I started to talk, the badness of it all started to hit me and the rant just flowed out.
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Final Score: 



If you're curious, this was my first review of episode 9.03 (which did get a lower score).
And here is a proposed fix for it I did back in the day (hard to believe that's been 9 years now).