Sam: What am I, Dracula?
Dean: George Hamilton Dracula.
Dean: Dude, you have a camel in the backyard
Gen: That's an alpaca dumbass.
"You married fake Ruby?"
Dean: Well, it looks like you did alright.
Sam: Yeah. I should figure out her name.
"Money man, there is nothing like it. Alright, couch, TV star, beauty rest."
"You have been Sam Winchester way too long."
"Dean Cain was like that on Lois, and that man's a real actor."
"Don't look at the camera. Look anywhere but the camera."
Sam: Who wrote this? Nobody says "penultimate."
Dean: Gun, mouth, now.
Misha: IMHO J&J had a late one last night.
Sera: Spell it out for me please. What is our terror alert level here?
Bob Singer: I don't know Sera, orange maybe. They started talking to each other.
Sera: But that's a good thing.
Bob Singer: Right I thought so. But now Jensen's living at Jared's house plus Clif says they're smuggling in illegal stuff from Mexico.
Producer: Misha's celebrity tweets says it's a black market organ thing, I'm betting drugs."
"Maybe we cannot get out of earth #2 right now, but at least we can get the Hell out of the Canadian part of it. If I hear one more conversation about hockey I'm going to puke."
Bob Singer: Well Sera, we really don't understand it ourselves, but it appears that Jared and Jensen were seen beating an extra to death.
Jim: Listen, Jim here Sera and it wasn't all the way to death, only part way so that's a plus.
Producer: He could definitely still run.
Bob Singer: And we'll certainly follow up on that.
"He sold Octocobra? Mother of God, they'll buy anything."
Sam: You're kidding. Your character in the show, Bobby Singer-
Dean: What kind of a douchebag names a character after himself?
Sam: Oh that's not right.
"You heard my brother. That's right my brother. You know what, we're not actors. We're hunters. We're the Winchesters, always have been and always will be. And where we're from, people don't know who we are. But you know what, we matter to that world. In fact we even save a son of a bitch once or twice. And yeah okay here there's probably some fans who give a crap about this nonsense, but Bob Singer, if that even is your name, tell me this, what does it all mean?"