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(For Part One, the link is here).
16. Teddy bears
16. Teddy bears
Leave it to Ben Edlund to bring a warm, fuzzy childhood companion to life as a 7-foot bipolar nutjob. Heâ€™s scarier than a real bear. Tea parties are strongly discouraged.
Dean, are you ever going to hunt this little bitch down?
17. A nice, relaxing bath or shower
Anyone who knows anything about horror realizes this is a harbinger of bad things to come, like a bloody axe murderer. Vengeful spirits and swarms of flesh-eating arachnids are just variations on a theme. Still, even though you pay attention to horror movies, itâ€™s hard not to bathe, so itâ€™s nice to know itâ€™s occasionally possible to have an awesome shower! But beware--your chances for surviving an attempt at personal hygiene are vastly improved if youâ€™re, well, a dude. The axe murderers and other evils that plague bathtime just donâ€™t seem to be into dudes, even if theyâ€™re as gorgeous as the one pictured below--come on, now!
Dude . .
18. Small towns
Ah, life in a small town . . . slow pace, pastoral environment, friendly neighbors. If anyone offers you an apple pie, though, just get the hell out. Itâ€™s so not worth it. If itâ€™s really easy to isolate your town (say thereâ€™s only one road in or out, with a bridge to cross the river), it is again recommended that you get the hell out. Find out how deep the river is if necessary.
Small towns were being terrorized and even obliterated on Supernatural long before the rising of Lucifer, but itâ€™s been stepped up a notch for the Apocalypse. Luciferâ€™s plan seems to be to quietly cut off and destroy one backwoods American town after another, and though some practically fall off the map itâ€™s hardly noticed by the world at large.
Examples, just to name a few:
Burkittsville, IN River Grove, OR River Pass, CO Carthage, MO Blue Earth, MN Sioux Falls, SD
19. The Sisters of St. Maryâ€™s Convent, Ilchester, MD
Geez Louise, Krip!!!! Nuns slap your wrist a few times too many as a kid??? OK, so I have no idea whether Eric Kripke did time in Catholic school or not. More likely he was just running his finger down the Things to Ruin list and said, â€œAha. Time for nuns.â€ But watching him sic that yellow-eyed bastard Azazel on the helpless sisters makes you wonder if there werenâ€™t some issues being worked out . . .