As we all should know by now, Supernatural will soon be entering that elite of TV shows: the one that spawned a spin-off. Yes it will soon join the illustrious ranks filled with the likes of Star Trek, Stargate, Once Upon a Time, and Happy Days. So while we wait to see what the show runners have in store for us, let's take this moment to raid the writers' room* and see all the shows they rejected.


Jared Padalecki's & Jensen Ackles' kids learn to hunt at the same time they master walking in... Supernatural Babies.

Struggling against a secret society of Nazis and trying to live a normal life, Aaron Bass constructs a dozen golems to help him out in this fall's, Mud Men.

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Only partially redeemed, Crowley finds himself stuck with half a soul, making him the first choice for CW's relaunch of Let's Make a Deal.

DJ Qualls stars as a bookish hunter who, after being caught in a fire, must now wear a cybernetic suit and breathing apparatus in Garth Vader.

A down-on-his luck CW executive finds abandoned notes and decides to see what he can use in the new sketch show, the Sera Gamble Chronicles.

Now that the Leviathans have been defeated, the last alpha decides to try a quieter life tending cattle in this fall's The Vampire Dairy.

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She wasn't killed, but rather Michael sent her through time. This fall Julie McNiven stars as an angel trapped and trying to survive on a farm in the 1900s in Anna of Green Gables. (this one actually got endorsed by a retweet from McNiven herself). 

Fanatical fans seek out their favorite books, hidden by the author Carver Edlund as a promotional stunt in Game of Tomes.

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Her life was never the same after that student film. Now Kate tries to make it big in Hollywood, but her efforts might land her in the zoo instead. Find out what happens next in Pretty Little Lycanthrope.

They didn't ask to save the world, but they're going to. No matter how much you may hate them. No matter how much you ostracize them. They can take it and will do what needs to be done. Those Men of Scarlet Letters.

He was just a cranky old fellow that wanted to run his junkyard in peace, but he needed a new tow truck. So he bought one he could afford, only to find out that was sentient! Catch the wacky hijinks between Jim Beaver and Larry, the Cable Guy starring in, Bobby's Cars.

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They were two brothers that both left home to find a new way. Now they travel along the roads of America, stopping at the shops of their interests while they try to figure out life. You won't have a dry eye during Metatron's and Gabriel's Books, Bakeries & Beyond.

Lilith didn't kill Victor Henricksen, she just made him angry. But he's going to need a little help to make it in the hunter life. Help Garth can provide. It's like the odd couple with guns in this fall's Salt, Pepper and Other Stuff we Shoot

One word: MANDROID!

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Be sure to leave other ideas in the comments. Best ones win "high praise!"

*and by that I mean, compile the tweets I made one day while I was bored. At least this time I get to use more than 140 characters.


Comments  

Samara
# Samara 2013-09-08 13:28
She thought Sam Winchester was her one and only, but like a monkey on the sun, their love was too hot to survive. Now Becky's heart is open and she's ready to try again, certain that her soul mate is out there, just waiting to propose. Watch as a group of 20 men, monsters, and man-witches compete to win Becky's heart with assistance from an undead Chris Harrison on....The Supernatural Bachelorette
Leah unlogged
# Leah unlogged 2013-09-08 16:55
The spin-off we will never see: Spam and Spleen, two demon hunting brothers who travel the US sharing their innermost thoughts, always being respectful of each other, never uttering a harsh word, bending over backwards to be sure that there are no misunderstandin gs, sharing and caring every day and who sit and watch soaps and lifetime movies with tissues in hand.

Thank God! I like my brothers as they are. Angst and occasional insensitivity and all! :-)

Thanks Nate, this was a fun article!
love2boys
# love2boys 2013-09-08 18:38
OK, I admit it. I laughed out loud at the Vampire Dairy.

Thanks!
Sylvie
# Sylvie 2013-09-09 14:36
OMG! I loved the "Anna of Green Gables" pitch! And "The Vampire Dairy". I would watch these shows....well, maybe not. :lol:
pucklady
# pucklady 2013-09-09 18:20
Sunrise, Wyoming. The Actual Frontier. Date: 1861. Samuel Colt is working on the railroad. A railway that boldly goes where no man has gone before. A special railway in a special shape. Star Track.
love2boys
# love2boys 2013-09-09 19:17
#5 pucklady, you made me laugh out loud - again! VERY good! :lol:
elle
# elle 2013-09-10 10:33
Oh, god. This was hilarious. First, the idea of Garth and Henrickson - love it! And Crowley the Game show host, hahaha! Pretty Little Lycanthrope was exceptional. Actually, they were all excellent. The Vampire Diary - lol.
amyh
# amyh 2013-09-10 11:04
Americas next top Hunter.

Join Dean winchester as he and a team of judges heads the search for the Next top Hunter. candidates compete in trials such as research and lore; stunts, hand to hand combate and perfecting the one perfect tear.....all the while making sure to look model perfect even while covered in mud and blood.

Each week Dean adn his judges 'cut' a hunter loose becaue there can be only one Americas Top Hunter.
Ale
# Ale 2013-09-10 18:45
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Americas next top Hunter.

Join Dean winchester as he and a team of judges heads the search for the Next top Hunter. candidates compete in trials such as research and lore; stunts, hand to hand combate and perfecting the one perfect tear.....all the while making sure to look model perfect even while covered in mud and blood.

Each week Dean adn his judges 'cut' a hunter loose becaue there can be only one Americas Top Hunter.
Awesome! :D
Fedelynn
# Fedelynn 2013-09-11 01:40
:-) "ZOOLANDER 3: Hunting in Heels"
Dean and Sam moonlight every weekend as underwear/bare- chested male models of Zoolander's REALLY, REALLY BIG Modelling Agency. The extra money is really welcome for the occasional flame thrower and weekly hot Philippine-bake d coconut pies the boys need. But what makes the extra work really, really tops is they get to train new hunters among the agency models (esp. Dean). Ben Stiller co-stars as the top fashion model turned fashion czar, Derek Zoolander, himself a descendant of three Men of Letters, The Three Stooges.
Nate Winchester
# Nate Winchester 2013-10-03 11:09
Hah, fine suggestions all.

Except for you Fedelynn. That's an abomination.


(j/k, who can hate Zoolander?)
Fedelynn
# Fedelynn 2013-10-03 23:59
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Hah, fine suggestions all. Except for you Fedelynn. That's an abomination.

(j/k, who can hate Zoolander?)
JUST for that, will try to come up with a poster for my suggestion to give you a migraine. :lol:
Fedelynn
# Fedelynn 2013-10-04 00:29
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Hah, fine suggestions all. Except for you Fedelynn. That's an abomination.
(j/k, who can hate Zoolander?)
JUST FOR THAT, will try to come up with a poster to give you a migraine. :P