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The Most Forbidden (and Largest) Elephant
Sexual Issue #4: Walk like a Man, My Son
Or Dean is Scully, Sam is Mulder, and Why Supernatural has been slashed

Obligatory Awkward Dialogue before the Uncomfortable Incest Part, or My Interpretation of Intellectual Foreplay

1. Throughout this portion of the Forbidden Elephants essay, I will make occasional soundtrack suggestions to make it easier for some readers and put them in a calm state of mind. Or to just screw with you. Depends on the song. 

First song. Enjoy:

2. I’ll throw in a pretty picture for effect: 


(I’m objectifying Jensen, I know, but I’ve already objectified Jared, so fair is fair. And come on, people, a bed and Dean Winchester? It’s a gift to y’all’s imaginations, but no need to thank me.)

3. And just to make sure, let me state, “All ye who enter here be forewarned! All ye who enter here be forewarned!” (Warning enough? – Need more?)

Okay, we’re about to get down and dirty with the Wincesters, y’all, so buckle up ‘cause it’s too late to stop the train! 
We’re going down, baby, like a ten dollar hooker on a wasted frat boy! 

By the way, if you haven’t guessed it by now, this is going to offend you.



# rmoats8621 2011-10-19 23:42
ROTFLMAO! Great job! :D
# Melanie 2011-10-20 08:31
Well, that's one way to look at it, I guess.

I don't suppose it matters but Dean says he's Mulder.
# fanotheboyz 2011-10-20 09:54
Wow...just Wow! I think a shower might help about now.
# Sylvie 2011-10-20 10:30
That was too good. You know, I never even thought of the boys that way until I started reading stuff on this site. I think I'm somewhat of an innocent. Boy, the wool has been ripped off of my eyes now! I was never interested in reading fanfiction before, I certainly do not want to read it now!

Thanks so much Linda, you write with a great sense of humour.
# Linda-bookdal 2011-10-20 10:48
Thanks Sylvie. I hope that you are not turned off of fanfiction, though. My observation was hyperbolic. There are many great fanfics out there, both general and "wincest"-centr ic. I am really offering an exaggerated sense of some of these things. Some, though, I do hold water.
# Marilyn 2011-10-20 19:48
Such fun. :P I love the way you wield a two-edged sword with words: one side sharp and biting and the other falling down hilarious. Thank you for brightening my day. :-)
# Linda-bookdal 2011-10-20 22:14
Thank you, Marilyn (make me blush). I'm glad it brightened your day!
# KazKriz 2011-10-22 22:12
– hot guys who love each other and make love….in an Impala, or in some fanfics, on the Impala, next to it, and I don’t even want to think of the ones that have them with the Impala –

girl, that's gold
Diana Shelton
# Diana Shelton 2012-10-29 13:34
I just found this site & I'm really enjoying your essays. Thanks!