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It's Not My Day Hair

It just never fails with Sam, does it?  The more peril involved, the more the hair responds as frantically as the man donning the do. 

See what fun happens when he must tackle baby snatching grannies...

Taking on angels that are clearly swifter (and more breezy) in their attack...

Having run ins with pissed off Monsters of the Week...

Getting the holy crap beaten out of him by his angsty and extremely pissed off brother...

Having his soul shoved back into against his will by Death while he's chained to a bed...

Kicking a wall that he was warned by people far wiser than he not to kick...

Oh yeah, and having said wall taken down by someone he thought was a close friend but turned out to be a rogue angel that was completely screwed over by the writers. That plot twist definitely didn't do the Samhair any favors.

It's the same song every year.  Poor ole Sammy just can't catch a break.    


# Uchiwa 2011-07-06 13:39
This is awesome ...had to laugh the whole time xDD
# Shannon 2011-07-06 13:42
This is so many different kinds of wonderful! I happen to like Sammy's hair a bit messy. Nicely done!
# JR 2011-07-06 13:54
So many nice pictures of Sam's hair in one place. I definitely approve!
# quickreaver 2011-07-06 13:58
You are PERFECT when you're bored! I grinned through the whole article. Sam, we love your hair. In all its lives.
# riverbella 2011-07-06 15:18
Hair-raising and bangtastic! Brilliant analysis. Loved the angelic hair intervention. The whole thing made my fingers twitch. Yes! You know why!

Then there's that shot of Sam with the bloody teeth. Is it wrong that it turns me on?!!!
Tim the Enchanter
# Tim the Enchanter 2011-07-06 16:11
'The Rachel', how are ya!!. This, ladies and gentlemen, is the hair of the future.

I predict that next season hairdressers will have queues out the door as big men and little men, tall men and short men, fat men and skinny men, hot men and um, men with good personalities, hairy men and bald men will all asking for 'The Sam', the hair for all seasons (and dimensions).
# Sylvie 2011-07-06 17:13
Hilarious! Vacation time and the weather is hot, but Sam and his hair is even hotter, I had to put the fan on it's highest setting just to cool down!!!
# nancyL 2011-07-06 18:29
Alice, may I make a point about Soulless Sam's hair? You can't get bed hair, if you do not sleep. Could good hair be that easy?

No sleep ==> fantastic hair. :lol:
# Tonya 2011-07-06 20:35
My favorite looks are when his hair is falling in his face! Oh boy! Where'd I put that fan?!
# GLuisa88 2011-07-06 21:01
Holy crap!

I think I just gained a new appreciation for Season 6 Sam Hair! :D
# Kathie 2011-07-06 22:28
I still weep for Sam's car that was killed by Castiel's butt.
# alysha 2011-07-07 11:56
I loved that car! It was so Sam! I'm still hoping they had it towed to Bobby's and it could get fixed up! LOL!
# Madison 2011-07-06 23:06
Oh I laughed and laughed and laughed some more! You are brilliant when you're bored, Alice. And now as I rewatch season 6, I will think fondly upon the Season 6 Sam Hair. :D
# Melanie 2011-07-07 00:05
Lordy, lordy I love all versions of Samhair. Awesome analysis -- very thorough. Your thesis shall require further study - a very close read, I think. Yes. In depth study required.
-- Alice when you're good, you're very, very good, and when you're bored, you're better. LOL :D
# lizz 2011-07-07 03:18
oh god. i think i'm in love with you.
# Julie 2011-07-07 05:00
Hi Alice
I am obviously not the only one who has been looking forward to this article, we are a very strange collection of people are we not? :o
Thank you for making such a huge sacrifice pouring over all these pictures for so long, you are a true martyr to the cause Ju ;-)
# Suze 2011-07-07 05:07
Fab. Sam's just one big walking Timotae moment! ( very old shampoo ad joke ) except when he isn't, but he's still lovely even when he looks like an understudy for cousin It.

Due to my ancient and useless moniter I couldn't really make out the hair in the half-naked workout picture so could you do us a few more ... and bigger?
Maria G
# Maria G 2011-07-07 07:33
I'm always in favor of research. This was very well done.

Incidentally, I adopted a kitten a couple of weeks ago, named him Samuel John Winchester. Ahem. He suddenly got massive feet and paws (which means he'll be huge) and is developing floofiness. I named him right... ;-)
# Linda-bookdal 2011-07-07 08:32
Ahh, the hair, it is an entity onto itself. I love Sam hair. In years to come, analysts of this text will use Sam's hair as a metaphor for all themes in SPN.
# FMJemena 2011-07-07 08:52
Ahh, the hair, it is an entity onto itself. I love Sam hair. In years to come, analysts of this text will use Sam's hair as a metaphor for all themes in SPN.
YEAH. The "Enigma" series will probably be part of the Gospel of Winchester books. Can you imagine, in an Alternate Universe where everything about SPN is real, people might one day have a church with stained glass windows depicting all the Samhair themes? :lol:
# alysha 2011-07-07 11:55
There are a few "rules" of Sam's hair when it comes to season finales...# 1 it must reflect his angst, and #2 it must be oily, limp, and flat. The exception is season 5 because Lucifer was wearing him and thus gave the hair an angelic booster shot of sexy. And we all know that Lucifer loves long locks!!!!

I just love that no matter how much it is flat itoned, Jared's hair will pop out. It seemes especially prone to making those little flicky things on the left side of his head in season six. It's very amusing.

Sam's hair looked best this season when he was being all sexy or bad***. Sometimes, it actually looked girly!!!
# thecheshirecat 2011-07-07 12:35
omg this was soo funny!!!!!!
# Supernarttu 2011-07-07 14:09
Oh, Alice. I love you.

Now, THIS is how you spent the hellatus. *sigh* I wish you'd do this every day. I'd watch and drool and comment on this fabulousness and drool an comment and drool... :D

My god. Is it hot in here? Well, actually it is, but now its doubly so.

Oo, oo, faves! The pic where Cas touches SoullesSams forehead and all the half naked ones and the one with the bloody teeth and the one with the...ok, every single one is hothothot to me :)
But gotta say, soullessSam was a delicious, evil, hotter than hell of a man *mops the floor of massive droolage*

THANK YOU!! We want more!! Kneel before The Samhair!
Veronica Bianchi
# Veronica Bianchi 2011-07-07 14:12
awesome report!. Sam's hair is unique as he.!
# Brynhild 2011-07-07 18:49
Samhair is an entity in itself. It should have a dedicated spin-off. :D

Thank you Alice! So much goodness to drool on in your article... 8)
# MisterGlass 2011-07-07 20:30
Your obsession leads to a marvelous amount of fun! Thanks for the laughs.

I have to agree, Soulless Sam's hair stole the show.
# BagginsDVM 2011-07-07 23:16
Oh, boy, this really made my day!
Thanks, Alice!
Birgit Säberg
# Birgit Säberg 2011-09-09 14:57

Thanx for all three posts on Sam's hair, loved it! :lol: I just started watching SPN in February this year and found this site just a couple of days ago. Love it! I'm actually drooling over all these pic's of "The Hair" mmm, someone pls swipe the floor!

One coif I like is in SS, just after Sam has downed all the "goo juice" and says: "Let's do this!" Is it only me that likes the hair then?

Masja from Sweden
# mrsDawesome 2011-09-16 15:17
loved it lol so funny!! love the comment angel screwed over by the writers!!
Tim the Enchanter
# Tim the Enchanter 2011-11-19 12:45
Alice, just thinking. You know when you're doing the 'Season Seven enigma of Sam Winchesters hair' (as I hope you shall be), are you going to do a separate article for Sams sideburns? God knows, they deserve it.....