When I did The Enigma of Sam Winchester's Hair
last year, I highlighted some of the key disasters from seasons 1-4. In going back and analyzing season five, I found Sam's hair was pretty even keeled for the most part, but there were some unusual circumstances that happened to come up more than once. So I'm switching it up a bit.
For season five, I bring to you the differing yet perplexing styles of Sam's hair by category. Sure, a lot of these hair circumstances stemmed from misfortune, but this is Sam Winchester weâ€™re talking about. Let the games begin...
The "Out of my freaking mind" hair
Oh yeah, Sam had some issues with losing it. Whether it be by fits of rage, falling into an intense hunger for demon blood because of a spell or just plain taking out demons, he lost control quite a few times. When he did, his hair lost it right along with him.
The "I've been maimed or murdered" hair
The Bitchface hair
The "Just got out of bed" hair
Oh yeah, there were a couple of days where Sam wished he didn't get out of bed.
The "This crazy bitch is bothering me" hair
The "Why is weird shit always happening to me?" hair
The "I'm in distress and so is my hair" hair
Let's face it, Sam had some major distress this season. I'm sure a perfect coif was in the back of his mind during these times but it certainly wasn't on the top of his head.
The "Looking great because I'm not me" hair
The "I can't do anything with these bangs" hair
Wow, maybe Sam's hair in season five did end up after all suffering the same cruel fate as its holder. So what will season six bring us? Whatever happens, the hair with a mind of its own will likely keep surprising us.