And so much has shifted and changed. As we rocket towards the end game of the season with the storylines laid out, I'm just waiting for them all to twist and turn and meet each other.
After where we left off last week – what's in store now? More good bro vibes?
Kevin is yet to decipher the rest of the tablet, so I guess for the Winchesters until he does, it's business as usual.
So let's take a look at this week's episode.
THEN
Sam and Dean made themselves at home in the MoL bunker.
Kevin made himself sick on ground up hooves and pigs anuses.
We found out there are 3 trials (unless the tablet part deux has another 3)!
In order to complete the first trial and kill a Hellhound, the brothers donned sexy safety glasses (that according to Tara Larsen were Prada)!
The brothers spoke to each other openly with words of love and support for the first time in AGES!
A whole lot of us cried.
Sam ended up delivering the fatal blow to the Crowley's puppy and his arm lit up like a Christmas tree, ..
D'oh!
NOW
"Oh god! Freakin' witches! Seriously man, come on!
And why does the rabbit always get screwed in the deal? Poor little guy".
Actually I don't think there are any bunnies, but there's one sexy bitch...well actually she's a bit of a dog... OH COME ON! I HAD TO SAY IT.
Synopsis!
DEAN REALLY DOESN'T LIKE WITCHES — A police officer named Kevin (guest star Christian Campbell), who turned to witchcraft after working a case with Sam and Dean, is plagued by nightmares in which he murders innocent people. However, when the murders actually happen, Sam and Dean are called in by Kevin's "familiar" (guest star Mishael Morgan) to help - but the brothers aren't sure they want to save a witch. John Showalter directed the episode written by Brad Buckner & Eugenie Ross-Leming
Okay, first things first, .the guest star's name is CHRISTIAN CAMPBELL! Are you serious!? That's like, you'd read that name and just have to give him the job!
The other thing, I don't think we saw the case with "Kevin" (I'm getting to the name in a bit) that Sam and Dean worked right? So it must have been when we weren't watching! How dare they sneak off and solve a case without letting us watch!
Dean really does hate witches, like really hates them. They're always spewing their bodily fluids everywhere, according to Dean.
This episode was written by Brad Buckner & Eugenie Ross-Leming. They've done witches before in "Shut Up, Dr. Phil". They've also got Dean's gear off twice in "Route 666" and "The Slice Girls". Just sayin'.
Director John Showalter has done 8 episodes of "Supernatural" since season 5, including "Slash Fiction" which I happen to love, which is why I mentioned it.
We're obviously taking a break from the tablet arc. I guess OriginalKevin needs time to figure out the rest of his piece of the puzzle, so in the meantime, Sam and Dean can hang out with "Kevin 2" (or not...wait until you watch the promo).
I wonder if the wealth of knowledge in the MoL Batcave will come into play – bet there's plenty on witches in there! Or maybe the boys will be back on the road this week (Dean is NOT going to like those funky smells, creepy motel stains and a mattress that has no idea who he is)!
Right, let's look at the CW promo...
Sooooooooooooo... did we all notice something a little peculiar? Huh? Huh? One moment please...the dude's name is James! What's with the Kevin malarkey in the synopsis? Typo? CW Publicity department brainfart? Some other witch fellow on a dream murdering rampage?
An old friend? Why don't we know him! I feel like Sam and Dean have been cheating on us!
Looks kind of gory and mysterious.
And there the brothers go again...flying towards a window. FREEZE FRAME!
Now I have to say, the preview clip made me laugh out loud! It's way lighter than the promo.
Ahhh hahaha! This episode is wrongtown! The belly scratch! Awkward.
And I love Sam's "Oh no" when he realises Dean's back and there's a dog in the room and you know...he might as well take a joint from a guy named Don while he's at it. (But not that Don).
And then...she didn't track in any mud, just wanted her belly scratched! Oh Sam!
And then Dean's like... sure she can stay the night! Oh man, this is a funny clip and kind of boggles the mind.......
But let's not go there!
(By the way, on the televisionpromos YouTube channel the above clip had an ad before it for "My Dog" dog food! Freakin' hell!)
I remember when I first read about this episode ages ago on SpoilerTV I went...wait...what now?! I mean the title in itself is just so...um... And then we have Jensen making jokes about the episode and bestiality (a word I wasn't expecting to ever hear Jensen say in an interview) on MTV's #10onTop! Yeah...okie dokie then!
I have a feeling Dean's going to make at least one inappropriate "doggie" reference...
No CHCH promo this week I'm afraid.
[Watch this space for Carver's preview]
In all honesty, the promo looks kind of dark and gruesome, but the whole dog "familiar" thing is so left of field. No other show can balance extremes of tone the way our show can.
And because I love you all I trolled back through SpoilerTV and got the snippet that I was talking about - by the way, note the use of "James"...
- Portia is very attractive and is the human version of James's dog.
- James and Portia have become lovers which is against wiccan culture.
Oh dear.
Right...beyond the ick factor of the above, what are your thoughts?
Honestly...I've chortled all the way through writing this! Only on "Supernatural".
Have fun with the episode. See you in reviewland!
-sweetondean
Comments
Quote: Wocha jus' sayin' Sweatondean? are you intimating a gearless Dean?
I am waiting to see if the MoL Bunker is going to magically answer all their questions because then you have the same problem you have with an angel, a constant deux ex machina. (Don't kill me Cas girls; I don't dislike him, just the easy out of getting saved by an angel.)
And I liked how the brothers continued their conversation from the last episode regarding the trials -- too often Show skips ahead in time and we don't get that continuity.
And the Winchesters 'won' -- they finally got the witch spell to work and ganked a witch that deserved it.
You know, for a fandom that made 'Wincest' famous to get all twitchy about thinly veiled 'doggie style' innuendos seems just a little ironic to me.
Also, you can't take werewolves out for a walk, they generally don't spend hours chasing their tail and they're a bitch to groom. Yeah, you try putting a werewolf under a hose and you won't be long knowing all about it!
On thinking about it I wonder if the difference is skinwalkers (I remembered what they are called) and werewolves start off human and turn to an animal and we are supposed to assume that Portia started off as a dog. Though I don't think she tells us during the episode.
Let's rephrase, that skinwalker sleezebag who killed people left and right for his own jollies, and peeping-tom'ed his owner in the shower, should've been put down.
Creepy McCreepy much?
And what's with the collar? It gave me the heeby jeebies...
And to answer your question... Other than NOT being homicidal while in animal form? Dunno.
Got it! The Psychic bond!!!
I also noticed that one of Sam's memories was of himself jumping in the pit - but how could Sam watch himself do that? That clip seemed more apt for Dean's memory, actually, since he was watching as Sam jumped. Smh.
I further had a problem with how little reaction the brothers gave their respective memories after having to relieve those things all at once - you'd think they'd be writhing on the floor from the revisited trauma. But they recovered so fast that there was no emotional connection or payoff with the audience.
Quote: The immediate conclusion I drew was that they needed something as a trigger to get Dean from point A's "Not Trusting Sam" to point B's "Trusting Sam." And I guess those horrible memories of hell, and his mom, etc. were supposed to do that, though I don't get the connection. And perhaps Sam's memories triggered something within him that will become a central issue down the line. I don't know though. And I doubt it.
I also know that studies of memory show that if a person is told a story that supposedly happened to them over and over again they finally not only believe the story but remember the details that had been given, even when the incident never happened. We know John saw Mary. We know he talked about how she died. Dean has been burning bodies for years, so Dean could have taken John telling him what he saw on the ceiling and added how bodies look when they burn and "remember" something he didn't see, but has convinced himself he saw.
I know I was told so many "family" stories as I was growing up that I don't remember which are my true memories and which were ones that I heard so much that I "remember" them as memories
I love your point about the vicarious trauma. Many psychologists who work with severely traumatized individuals end up getting "secondary PTSD", where they experience symptoms of trauma even though never having experienced it themselves. Totally, totally legit.
First, some good stuff: I thought the secondary actors were excellent, and we learned a little bit more about Wiccan culture and had the introduction of "familiars." There were some cool special effects.
Now the not-so-good stuff: The pacing was S-L-O-W. I kept waiting for something interesting to happen, and it never really did. The characterizatio n of the brothers seemed off - particularly Dean. The episode on the whole was pretty smutty, IMO. I didn't find any of it funny, especially Dean's fixation on bestiality - I mean, come on? I'd like to know who wrote this one. Smh. And to top it all off, we have Dean finally telling Sam that he genuinely trusts him, that he will believe Sam if he says he's okay, and what happens? Sam coughs up blood into his hand. So Sam's not okay. And who wants to bet he hides it from Dean? 'Round and 'round we go, it seems....
Sorry guys, this episode doesn't get a high rating from me, unfortunately. :(
Ugh, this was not only the worst of the season, but it could rank as one of the worst of the series.
...though I didn't think "Hammer of the Gods" was terrible - was it written by the same guys?
Alice was it REALLY that bad?
Interesting point about Crowley. Just can't weave Cas into the idea. Why would he have let him go when he was 'god'? And Naomi for that matter. When Cas had all that power he laid heaven to waste, so how come he didn't zap Noami and maybe Crowley?
Also why didn't Kevin know who he was. Isn't he meant to be a prophet?