Kevin: Angels, Why'd it have to be angels?
Sam: Tell me about it...
Angel 1: We are so misunderstood.
Angel 2-3: Yeah!

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Following the same line, maybe Gadreel?

Angel 1: I'm sorry we are going to have to take you with us.
Sam: What? Why?
Angel 2: We've heard from certain sources that he gives the best massages.
Sam: Who are these sources?
Angel 3: This is going to be hard. Just take him outside.
Sam: Nooooooooooooooooooo! Not our Masseur!!!!!!!!

Kevin: "They're upset."

Sam: "Why? What's going on?"

Kevin: "I added something to the tablet."

Sam: ...

Kevin: "Fan fix. About you. And Dean."

Sam: "Doesn't it matter to anybody that we're just brothers?!"

Kevin: "They're upset."

Sam: "Why? What's this about?"

Kevin: "I added something to the tablet. At the end. An emoji."

Sam: "That sounds innocent enough..."

Angels: "It was a poop emoji!"

Kevin: "Don't argue with the Prophet!"

Kevin: "They're upset."

Sam: "Why?"

Kevin: "I signed the tablet - Translated by Kevin Tran. God's chosen Accelerated Placement Prophet."

Sam: "It has a nice ring to it. Your mom would be proud!"

Kevin: "Beats a poop emoji!"

Kevin: "They're upset."

Sam: "What did you do now?"

Kevin: "Uhm... "Words on this tablet may be closer than they appear"?"

Sam: "Clearly you've been spending too much time with Dean."

Kevin: "Don't blame me. Blame the industrial size bottles of uppers and downers he gave me dude!"

Angel #1: I've called us all together. The smartest beings... surely with this combined brain trust we will finally come up with a definitive answer as to what in Hades Season Elevens myth arc was all about!"

Kevin: "You got me."

Sam: "Yeah, I got nuthin."

Angels #2 and 3: "Not a clue!"

Angel #1: "Clearly, sadly, the only thing left to do is smite Season Eleven and mindwipe everyone. Anything less is just too cruel..."

Everyone: "A do-over? What, are you nine?"

*Flash*

Everyone: "Ooh look! Season Twelve. Yay!!!"

Angel #1: "Okay Sam. Which one of us is wearing Armani?"

Sam: *Pointing to Angel #2: "Him?"

Angel #1: "Nope!"

Sam: *Nodding his head toward Angel #3: "That one?"

Angel #1: *Smirking* "Wrong."

Sam: "Of course it has to be yours! I mean, obviously-"

Angel #1: "So close!"

Sam: "Uh, Kevin?"

Angels: "Psyche. None of us!!!"

Sam: "Deans right you are all a bunch of winged dicks!"

Angel #1: "Okay answer the question or Winchester gets it!"

Kevin: "Sure. I'm advanced placement! I'll tell you what you want!"

Angel #1: "Why is it that after you eat Chinese food that you are hungry again in an hour?"

Kevin: "How the Hell should I know? I'm not Chinese!"

Sam: *To Angel #1* "I'll bet you say Indians too..."

Sam: "Does it bother you guys at all that vampires are more polite than angels?"

Angel #1: "Vampires are lowly, soulless, and filthy creatures..."

Sam: "At least they wait until they are invited to come in!"

Kevin: "The angels are upset with me. The Tablet..."

Sam: *Whispering to Kevin* "Did you try and burn it?"

Kevin: "Did you learn nothing from the whole Book of the Damned fiasco?"

Angel#1: Okay Kevin, I know you may feel a little weird, but once you have better control we can take the 'Training Wings' off.