Crowley: "What? You were expecting Gummy Worms?"

Crowley: "Eat a soul. You're not you when you're hungry!"

Crowley: "Oh I'm sorry, were you in the mood for Mexican?"

Edit: I apologize. If this one was too offensive, please delete it. I told you this one was going to stray into the dark side!

Crowley: "They deserve it. They fancy Destiel. It's Drowley damn it! Drowley!"

Crowley: "I HAD to gag them. Do you know what it's like having four backseat drivers?!?"

Crowley: "I HAD to gag them. I couldn't take another round of "Ninty-nine Bottles Of Beer On The Wall! I'm evil but that's just - cruel!"

Crowley: "All the soul room you could possibly need. It's great on the gas mileage too!!!"

Crowley: "What? "No, Sam Winchester is not tied up in there too!"

Crowley: "These lovely meatsacks are just for you."

Crowley: You know you want them. I won't bite.
Crowd: Mmmpphhhmmmppphh!

Crowley: "Souls. They're like potato chips. No one can eat just one."

Crowley; I brought a variety its the spice of life

Crowley - They were out of Winchester's so I brought The Loosechester's

Crowley: "Soul food. It's what's for dinner."

Crowley: "A little overdressed, aren't we?"

Crowley: "Bon appetit, ma cherie!"

Girl in the blue sweater thought bubble: "her hair style looks so much better than mine!"

Crowley thought bubble: "Dammit, it's so sunny I can't see a bloody thing! I hope this is the right little girl."

Crowley, thought bubble: I found my New Bestie - lets go HOWLLLLL at the moon

Hey samandean -- If you win can I come over and play Monopoly LOL

*Crowley: "So tell me, what do souls taste like?"

Amara: "Chicken."

Amara: Coooookiiiieeeee *with creepy voice*
Crowley: Right luv. Damned if you do and damned if you don't...
*snaps fingers*

Crowley: "I brought you some carryout!"

Crowley: "Consider this the Crowley version of a "Food Truck!"

Crowley: "You know I was going to stop for Chinese, but I figured you'd just be hungry again in an hour."

Amanda: "That's okay, I never did get the hang of chopsticks."

Crowley: "WHAT?!? You'd rather have Chicken McNuggets?"

Crowley: "What do you mean where's the dipping sauce?!

Crowley: "Souls. The other, other white meat."

Crowley " I need a sixth for mute poker. Interested?"

"Fries with that?"

" Come on girl get to soul sucking while they're fresh, the expiration date is tomorrow!"

Crowley: "The Guanaco Trucks got nothing on me!"

Crowley: "I found them at a soul food restaurant! How ironic is that? Dig in!"


Side note: I'm waiting for the day my address numbers show up on CAPTCHA!!! Now that would be ironic!

Crowley: "No! There will be not be any pie after dinner. Dean's already rubbing off on you, isn't he? I suppose next you'll want a beer?"

No Moose or Squirrel around this time, so I can make the moves on the busty, blonde chick! Better not introduce myself as CROWley!

Don't worry they're organic.

" Eat up now darling, you are a growing girl!"

If you were going to kidnap my adopted family at least you could've gotten all redheads(like me)!!

*In response to Amaras refusal to eat the Brady Bunch*

Crowley: "What's wrong with them? What do you mean you like your souls blackened?"

Crowley: *singing* "Who can take a sunrise, sprinkle it with dew, cover it with chocolate and a miracle or two. The Candy Man, oh the Candy Man can..."

Crowley: "I've heard of growth spurts but this is ridiculous. Are you sure you aren't distantly related to Moose?"

I am putting several into one post....

1. Oh. You wanted shoes with good souls. My bad.

2. Who you gonna call? It doesn't matter because I'm Crowley the bloody King of Hell.

3. I'm into sex orgies and murder orgies. Don't judge.

4. In my spare time I'm the Casting Director for the Humans Centipede 4.

5. I like candy when it's wrapped in a sweater.

6. Ce que j'ai fais, ce soir la. Ce qu'elle a dit, ce soir la.

7. And you're... Well I'm sure you have a wonderful personality dear.

8. We deserve to be loved. I deserve to be loved. I just want to be loved.

9. Never underestimate the King of Hell, darling.

10. If you're going to make an omelet sometimes you gave to break a few spines.

11. Stealing hearts (and souls) with just one kiss since Eden.

12. Well that was dramatic.

13. I was born to direct.

14. GOD the day I've had.

15. Hello darling. You and I are lovers in league against Satan... God... Does it really matter.

16. I torture all of my friends. It's how I show love.

17. You do want to conspire, don't you.

18. I am the darlingest devil you've ever met, love.

*Crowley pointing at the family one by one"

This little piggy went to market,
This little piggy stayed home,
This little piggy had roast beef,
This little piggy had none,

*points at Amara*
This little piggy ate them all.

Family: MMhhhmmmphhh!

Crowley: Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who is the fairest of them all?
Amara. I am!

Crowley: You better like the gift girl. I brought you the best of the best.
Amara: This is the best you've got? Hardly.

Crowley: Hush, hush! soft tiptoe! hush, hush my dear! For less than a nothing the jealous can hear.
Amara: Hush, hush you say, but have no fear. I will follow you and have my meal.

Step in, my sweet, it's dark and delicious inside....join us for a bit of Cards Against Humanity. Your deal.

The family that dines together.

Stays together.

"Finger licking good"

Crowley: Well of course I didn't have friends to play Monopoly with.... So I rounded up these volunteers.

Did someone say "A-Team"?


sugarhi

Crowley: "Well AlyCat did ask that I round up and do away with the competition..."

Oh, You're Amanda. Not Amara? My mistake. Excuse me. *quietly closes the van door*

Crowley: "What? You were expecting a "boy band"?"

Crowley: *Addressing the family in the van* "You're food. But I'm Crowley."

Crowley: "The "candy line" worked like a charm on the kiddies but you'd have thought that the adults would have known better!"

Crowley: "When we win, and we WILL win,, I'm claiming dibs on the Impala game piece!"



*Edit note: Isn't it just like Crowley to only be out for himself like that?*

Jen wrote:

Hey samandean -- If you win can I come over and play Monopoly LOL

Ok you won it must be rigged LOL I'll bk my plane ticket and be at your place for coffee and cake Yeah I would love too ---- dreaming If I did that SD I would have to see the Boys first SORRRRRRRY xxoo