Dean: “What the Hell is that?!”

Sam: “CW Season Fourteen Title Card...”

Nice knowin’ ya dude. AC22


Dean: “What’s that!?!”

Sam: “The Captioneers showing their displeasure over yet another anime pic...”

Dean: “Can you blame them? Seriously. How much can one person be expected to take? It’s Hell all over again.”

Sam: “Pfffft. Like that Other Other wanna be Winchester would even have a clue as to what’s that’s like...”

Dean: “Well he did sit through Season Eleven...the man knows true suffering.”

Sam: “Sit through? We lived it!”

Dean: “Point Sam. God. When I think of him sitting there torturing these poor souls week after week...it makes my 10 years of carnage under Alistair look like a kids birthday party!”

Sam: “It wasn’t every week and what birthday party do you know that features razors, entrails, eyeballs...”

Dean: “I’m just saying - he has to be one evil son-of-a-Bitch. I’m going to enjoy prosecuting some justice on his ass. He deserves everything-Hell, anything I can think of...”

Sam: “That, that doesn’t even make sense. So- Ruby’s Magic Knife?”

Dean: “Check. Oldie but goodie. Ohhhh... he’s so going to be Van Deaned!”

Sam: “I think you misconstrued the message of that commercial. Shocker. Damn it, now I’m thinking about chips and salsa. And you in a bridesmaid dress...”

Dean: “Shuddup Samantha. Purgatory?”

Sam: “I wondered where she’d gone.”

Dean: “Special occasion.”

Sam: “Guns?”

Dean: “Guns. And my trusty sawed off loaded with salt rounds cause you never know...”

Sam: “Holy water?”

Dean: “Couldnt hurt. And bring the recorded exorcism. He’s one tricky bastard-“

Sam: “Colt?”

Dean: “Now that’s just overkill.”

Sam: “Grenade launcher?”

Dean: “And now you’re cooking with gas!”

Sam: “With consecrated wrought iron shells?”

Dean: “I love the way you think, little bro!”

Sam: “But, how is THAT not overkill?”

Dean: “Focus Sam! You ready?”

Sam: “Shall we?”

Dean: “We shall!”

*Creak*. *Slam*. *Creak*. *Slam*



Run Nate. Run!!!!

YellowEyes: “Is that- is that another eyeball I see you standing on? After all this time? I can’t believe - I thought we meant something...that what we have is something special... and here all you are is just another cheating bastard exactly like your brother...”

Dean: “Hey! I resemble that remark!”

Sam: “Resent Dean. You resent that remark.”

Dean: “What he said...”

Sam: I don't think you should have eaten that lizard Dean. I think his dad just showed up.

Dean: “What in the Hell?!?”

Sam: “Who in the Hell. And it’s Adam. And he’s pissed.”

Dean: “Well tell him to take a number...”

Adam: “I’m back!”

Sam: “Lemme guess. This seasons Big Bad?”

Adam: “Yup.”

Dean: “Don’t worry Sam. He’ll be dead by end of episode.”

Adam: “How you figure?”

Dean: “Supernaturals writing talent..”

Sam: “Nuff said.”

MichaelDean: “I’ve traveled the world to ask this question.”

Sam: “The world? Ever heard of Google?”

MichaelDean: “One. Question. One”

Sam: “Must be really important...”

MichaelDean: “The meaning of Season Elevens myth-arc?”

Sam: “Damn. What ever happened to ‘whatever you want - name it’?”

Sam: Wrong show dude, Lord of the Rings is that way

It's SAM, not Samwise. Do I look like a Hobbit to you?