Nate Winchester’s remix of Supernatural 9.21 & 9.22 – “King of the Stairway to Heaven”
As always thank you to http://homeofthenutty.com for the screencaps and a thanks to http://gifaday.blogspot.com/ for the gif.
Now little boy, I want you to scream real loud so daddy can hear. | |
I may be Metatron’s main boy but he’s not really my father. | |
Met-? No, I mean Crowley! | |
Who? | |
You know. The king of Hell! | |
But I’m an angel. | |
… Let me make a call. | |
–MEANWHILE– | |
TELL US WHERE METATRON IS! | |
Who? | |
Where is the doorway? | |
Uh… Behind you? | |
HOW DO WE GET TO HEAVEN? | |
Go to church? | |
Dean… I think he’s… | |
No! Don’t say it. | |
…telling the truth! | |
Well this is new for us, now what do we do? | |
*phone rings* | |
Hello? | |
Hello, Winchesters. Are you looking for an angel? | |
No thanks. We’ve got plenty. | |
N – Look you idiots, I think we got our kidnappings mixed up. | |
You kidnapped an overly devoted Renaissance fair attendee? | |
No, I was trying to kidnap Crowley’s son. | |
How did you do that? | |
Uh… the time travel spell that brought me here in the first place? Duh. | |
But our granddad had to use the power of his soul and travel “blood to blood”. How in the world could you reach Crowley’s kid? | |
Look if we spend all day arguing over minutia nobody’s going to get any screentime. | |
Oh oh! I’ll go! | |
Not now, Cas. Where we doing this? | |
I hear Poughkeepsie is nice this time of year. | |
Oh no, you do not get to invoke canon after breaking it. | |
Fine, meet me in Cleveland. | |
We’ll be there. *hangs up* | |
Hey guys, what’s going on? | |
Tessa? Why are you here? | |
This is where angels hang out I thought. | |
What? No! Wrong! Bad reaper! *stabbity stab* *runs off* | |
Is your brother alright? | |
The Mark of Cain is kind of… making him sensitive to the 4th wall. | |
Well if he’s going to be like that see if I ever reap him again. | |
Hey, can you at least pretend to be dead so his feelings aren’t hurt? | |
Fine. I’m dead. *blarg* and stuff | |
–LATER– | |
Pardon me, but I believe you have my angel. | |
Who are you? | |
What? How can you not know? I’m Metatron, the big bad of this season. | |
Excuse me? If anyone is the big bad this season it’s me! | |
Please I’m God! | |
And I’m an even bigger foe of the Winchesters! | |
? | |
I’m a still living female! | |
… Well played. Still, I killed their little buddy. | |
You killed Gilligan? | |
No I… it was Kevin! | |
Who? | |
Ugh, look there’s an easy way to solve this. | |
–LATER– | |
Dean, are we in the right place? | |
This was the address they… | |
Scene: Metatron and Abaddon stand an equal distance away from the Winchesters | |
What’s going on? | |
We need you to determine who is the arc villain this season. | |
Come on boys, you know you want to stab me… | |
I’ve totally been an asshole… | |
Oh man. This is the hardest choice I’ve ever had to face! | |
Dean, there are two of us. We could just kill them both. | |
How? You got an extra first blade there on you? | |
I have an angel blade– | |
See? You’re useless. I gotta do this alone. | |
I killed your grandfather. | |
I killed Kevin. | |
Hm. Damn this is hard. Why oh why must I bear this burden alone??? | |
=( | |
I’m a female that’s survived nearly a whole season! | |
I’m a short fellow that’s done the same. | |
They both make a persuasive case. | |
I scratched up your car. | |
*shock* You did, WHAT? | |
DIE BITCH! *stabbity stab* | |
Hah! I knew… you hated me… more… blarg *is dead* | |
I can’t believe it! You hated her more than me. | |
Don’t worry Metatron, I can stab you too. | |
Oh you say that now, but you’ll be thinking of her! *vanish* | |
He is right. You are a bit of a tease about the whole killing thing. | |
Your day is coming… | |
Words. Just sweet, empty, meaningless words. *yoink* | |
Hey! I think Crowley just took his son from our back seat. | |
And? | |
He’s been plucked from the past! If we don’t send him back time could get all sorts of screwed up. | |
Can I stab time? | |
… No. | |
Then I don’t care. | |
–NEARBY– | |
Those are your friends? | |
The closest I’ve got to any, unfortunately. | |
Are they always so… ornery? | |
My boy, when those two aren’t mad, that’s when you know the world is ending. |
(crossposted @ http://natewinchester.wordpress.com/2014/06/11/9-21-9-22-king-of-the-stairway-to-heaven-remix/)
I really laughed out loud at least 3 times. I still like these. They make me homesick for Short Attention Span Theater.