The Winchester Family Business

Okay everyone, if you look at the large and very pretty countdown clock currently running on The Supernatural Crossroads, there is still a healthy 24 days and counting left before Supernatural returns from this painful Spring hiatus.  But I'm not here to rub rock salt into wounds (ha, I made an SPN funny!).  I'm here to do something silly because I'm crazy with fatigue over trying to launch a sister site while still running this one.  So, group project time.  It's Quote O'Rama!!!

Yeah, it's a lame game that's been running on boards for years.  It's also really freaking fun and one of the best damned time killers out there. 


You quote it, the next person has to say what episode the quote is from and then give another one, preferably a personal favorite (or one of them!).  Try not to give a quote that's been listed already, but I'm aware sometimes we're guilty of posting at the same time as someone else.  I'll allow that.  

Just to prove I'm not lazy, here's some of my personal favorite quotes and some screencaps to go with them.  Don't be surprised if in your quotes I throw in some screencaps here and there.  Often the screencap enhances the spirit of the quote.  

Here's my all time favorite.  I have no freaking idea why!  

Dean: You still bust out crying whenever you see Ronald McDonald on the television.

Sam: At least I'm not afraid of flying.

Dean: Planes crash!

Sam: And apparently clowns kill. 


 

Remember this little fun one?

Sam: Are we... should we... are we going to kill this teddy bear?

Dean: How? Do we shoot it, burn it?

Sam: I don't know. Both?

Dean: How do we even know that's gonna work? I mean I don't want some giant, flaming, pissed-off teddy on our hands.

Sam: Yeah. Besides, I get the feeling that the bear isn't really the, you know, core problem here. 


 

"Clap Your Hands if You Believe" is a quote fiesta!  In fact, the entire episode is one long funny quote.  This maybe one of the more obscure quotes, but it got me laughing hard.  I think the forest scene in the background just compounded the absurdity:

Sam:  What if these abductions have nothing to do with UFO’s?

Dean:  What?

Sam:  Say these encounters have been going on for centuries.  Not with extra terrestrials, but ultra terrestrials.  People nowadays say space aliens, but they used to call them... (shows Dean computer screen).

Dean:  Smurfs?

Sam:  Fairies.  

Dean:  Fairies?  Come on.

Sam:  Dean, there’s a straight line between ETs and Fairies.  Glowing lights, abductions, it’s all the same UFO stuff just under a different skin.  

Dean:  You seriously think the secret with UFOs is...?

Sam:  Hey, you’re the one that pizza rolled tinkerbell.  I’m just doing the math.  

Here's another exercise in complete absurdity!  My favorite kind:

Kathy Randolph: I could have sworn I saw... the Incredible Hulk.

Sam: The Incredible Hulk?

Kathy Randolph: I told you, it's crazy.

Dean: Bana or Norton?

Kathy Randolph: Oh, no, those movies were terrible. The TV Hulk.

Dean: Lou Ferrigno?

Kathy Randolph: Yes. 

Dean:  Spiky-hair Lou Ferrigno.

Kathy Randolph:  Yes.

Dean:  Huh.

(Dean and Sam look at each other.)
Kathy Randolph:  You think I'm crazy.

Dean:  No. Uh, no, it's just...is there, uh, would there be any reason that Lou Ferrigno, the Incredible Hulk, would have a grudge against your husband?


 

 
Hmm, okay, one more, just for the fun of it!

Dean: We were playing Jenga over at the Walsh's the other night, and he hasn't shut up about this Christmas wreath. I don't know. (Looks over to Sam) You tell him.

Sam: Sure. (Sam pauses to look at shop owner) It was yummy. 

Shop Owner: (throws skeptical glares their way) I sell a lot of wreathes guys. 

Sam:  Right, right, but you see this one would have been really special.  It had uh, green leaves, white buds on it, might have been made of meadowsweet.

Shop Owner:  Well aren’t you a fussy one.

(Sam bitchfaces)

Dean:  (laughing) He is.


 

Okay, your turn!  You aren't limited to funny quotes or long exchanges.  One liners, serious quotes, weepy moments, they all count!  If it was in a Supernatural script, it's fair game.   
 

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