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The Winchester Family Biz Gazette Presents the Edlund’s Season Seven Plans
 
There is still more to Ben Edlund, ahem, the Edlund, than meets the eye. As some of you might recall, the Winchester Family Business Gazette revealed this mastermind’s secret season plans last year. In wake of Comic Con, the WFB Gazette’s unyieldingly tireless reporter Jaspala Wesson got hold of the Edlund once more and wormed the upcoming season’s episode titles and plots out of him… Obviously, Mr Edlund still is a fan of the archetypal horror genre, and his ideas salute classics of old and of today…
 
Jaspala Wesson would like to dedicate this article to her MIA colleague Randal whose voice on this site is continuously sadly missed. 

Enjoy the episode guide for season seven as we learned it:
 
1 - Whatever Happened to the Baby’s Brain? 

Sam and Dean investigate a weird case of cannibalistic rites. An ancient cult, creepy priests and a cook who takes his inspirations from Indy Jones’ adventures in the temple of doom. Only, it’s not monkey brain on ice… The Winchesters have to save every baby they can. And – get supplies…


 
 
2 - Confessions of an Angelic Aquarium Beater 

Castiel and his divine job don’t always agree. By accident, he’s thrown back into a parallel universe where Dean is Jensen Ackles, living in a luxurious trailer with a huge aquarium. It all begins with Castiel breaking the thing to pieces and ends with a rueful angel looking for superglue…

3 - The Stepford Hives 

A picturesque little town doesn’t only spawn weirdo women, but also variations of bees. Dean finds out to late that you shouldn’t disturb them after midnight. The elder Winchester will soon learn how it feels like to slowly turn into a honey-seeking insect. You’re thinking The Fly? Oh, it’s much worse… 

4 - Spouse of Wax 

A murder in a sex toy shop calls for a couple of hunters who are not afraid of - well - anything!

5 - Eight Legged Geeks 

Never mess with the DNA of spiders. The results can be devastating. Some scientists obviously never watched ‘Tarantula’… The five spiders of their lab suddenly become geeks du jour and play the Big Bang Theory for Arachnoids. But - they’re not endearing, at all… 
 

 
6  - The Black Sheep 

The Winchesters travel to the English countryside to investigate in the case of knighted surgeon Sir Joel suffering from brain tumour who experiments on the living to save himself. Unfortunately, things go terribly wrong and all of a sudden the surgeon’s sheep behave like creatures with a damaged brain. 

7 - The Water of Dr Jekyll 

A sweet, yet very daft village quack sells anti-ageing potions. Unfortunately, the water he uses for his little cocktails is contaminated… It transforms people into movie monsters of old. If you think this is a completely deranged episode… well, you’re right!
 


8  - The Cape Man

Is there really such a thing as medieval creeps? When Sam and Dean encounter guys dressed up like knights, their skills as hunters are challenged in a most unexpected way. And they’re going to need that sword…


 
9 - The Zombie Alligator 

Necromancers plan to resurrect dead politicians to gain power of the United States. Before they manage Roosevelt & Co., they happen to wake the alligator who ate the mayor’s daughter and was shot to death. Clearly, death only whetted its appetite… and a couple of fearless hunters move in.

10 - The Woman’s A Snack 

The show once featured a giant teddy bear with issues. In this episode all Toys R Us stuffed animals come to life and feed on the unsuspecting mommies bying toys for their children. But Sam and Dean don’t fear tubby little sweeties with teeth, in fact they use them as allies…


 
11 - Angel Tart  

Only a voodoo ceremony will help to get Castiel down from his divine throne. The Winchesters travel to New Orleans to consult a priestess and ask for help. Witness Castiel go from powerful to sweet, and, yes, he will eat raw eggs before this tart is prepared…
 

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